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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #646
    Re: False Religions Register

    Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
    Unfortunately yes.
    Look what a S.F. movie has done.
    Yes San Fransisco gay prono movies have a real blight on society. That some would defend these trashy waist of film as artistic is beyond belief. Theater of cruelty more like it.

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    • Krusty-Nicole
      Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
      • Mar 2009
      • 157

      #647
      Re: False Religions Register

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      Yes San Fransisco gay prono movies have a real blight on society. That some would defend these trashy waist of film as artistic is beyond belief. Theater of cruelty more like it.

      Gay and porn movie producers are atheists.Sounds logic.

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      • Max Bayes
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2009
        • 302

        #648
        Re: False Religions Register

        Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
        Is this a joke too?

        I'm afraid it isn't, Krusty. Just this past week, I was assaulted by a group of rogue Jedi who were pertaining to be on a "Sith Hunt". Dark times on the U.K's shores.
        BEHOLD!!!
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        • Pastor Nereu Gargalo
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2006
          • 217

          #649
          Re: False Religions Register

          Originally posted by Gregg Bayes View Post
          I'm afraid it isn't, Krusty. Just this past week, I was assaulted by a group of rogue Jedi who were pertaining to be on a "Sith Hunt". Dark times on the U.K's shores.
          This sort of thing is common. I and a group of True Christians once visited a hotel to scream Christian advice to the attendees at a sci fi convention and were attacked by klingons!!!!

          Some of these klingons had human girlfriends!!! So we chanted:
          Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
          Exodus 22:19

          This made them more angry and when Sister Lucy hurled some paint filled balloons at them in order to get them to calm down, they attacked again!

          As if this was not enough, after security removed us and we had to go around the back to the fire stairs and creep in through the dark, with only the light of Jesus to keep us safe (we were prepared) Exodus 25:37
          And thou shalt make the seven lamps thereof: and they shall light the lamps thereof, that they may give light over against it.
          we finally got to the convention room floor when devils dressed in white plastic with toy guns ran us down!

          The sad thing, unlike scripture: Matthew 7:22
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          it was not the devils who were cast out, but True Christians! By security again!!!


          So we waited around the corner in the lane way for the convention to end and with the night and its safety, we felt safe. Although young Alistair was bleeding rather heavily and Joshua had a broken arm, they were determined to fight. Especially after I had a word with them about Jesus being more important than a visit to the hospital at this stage.

          You know what? When we finally did start singing in Jesus' name, we were arrested!!!! Joshua and Al had to wait til the following day to get to hospital! All because of klingons!!!


          It is a disgrace!

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          • Pastor Billy-Reuben
            Senior Pastor
            VP of Evangelical Outreach
            On FIRE for Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5812

            #650
            Re: False Religions Register

            Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
            I'm sorry,I just used a wrong word.I should have said RELUCTANT.

            Yes.Now,don't be jelous,but the Orthodox church is more reluctant than you are.
            Well that word choice makes even less sense. Are you looking up these words to find out what they mean before attempting to use them? Or are you just randomly picking words that sound impressive to you?

            Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
            Of course,they are not racists as you are,they don't reject the people with disabiliteis and not even the people who want to know God.
            We are no more racist than Nehemiah was, and we don't reject people with disabilities any more than Moses did.

            Pastor Billy-Reuben
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            • barneyhilliard
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              • Mar 2009
              • 96

              #651
              Re: False Religions Register

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              • Krusty-Nicole
                Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
                • Mar 2009
                • 157

                #652
                Re: False Religions Register

                Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                Well that word choice makes even less sense. Are you looking up these words to find out what they mean before attempting to use them? Or are you just randomly picking words that sound impressive to you?


                We are no more racist than Nehemiah was, and we don't reject people with disabilities any more than Moses did.

                Pastor Billy-Reuben
                In the NT there's guy called Jesus who was healing the people with disabilities and He tought people to love eachother.And He also said He came to set The New Law,The Law of Love.Ever heard of Him?

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22869

                  #653
                  Re: False Religions Register

                  Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
                  In the NT there's guy called Jesus who was healing the people with disabilities [...]
                  Who gave them the disabilities?
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                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                    Senior Pastor
                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                    Always Biblically correct
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 10639

                    #654
                    Re: False Religions Register

                    Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
                    In the NT there's guy called Jesus who was healing the people with disabilities and He tought people to love eachother.And He also said He came to set The New Law,The Law of Love.Ever heard of Him?
                    The same Jesus Who said the following?

                    Matt. 5:17-18: Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                    • Krusty-Nicole
                      Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 157

                      #655
                      Re: False Religions Register

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      Who gave them the disabilities?
                      Bad genetics or diseases.

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                      • Krusty-Nicole
                        Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 157

                        #656
                        Re: False Religions Register

                        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                        The same Jesus Who said the following?

                        Matt. 5:17-18: Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
                        Did He say the both of them?I think He did.

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #657
                          Re: False Religions Register

                          Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
                          Did He say the both of them?I think He did.
                          Since the Bible, being God's preserved Word, never contradicts itself, what do you think Jesus wants us to understand from His words?
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                          • Krusty-Nicole
                            Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 157

                            #658
                            Re: False Religions Register

                            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                            Since the Bible, being God's preserved Word, never contradicts itself, what do you think Jesus wants us to understand from His words?
                            You're the Pastor,you tell first.

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22869

                              #659
                              Re: False Religions Register

                              Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
                              Bad genetics or diseases.
                              Wrong! Why do you believe that so-called scientific garbage?

                              If God cures you, it is obvious that God gave you the illness - God is famous for sending death and illness to those who disobey Him or who have annoyed Him!

                              Who killed the first-born?
                              Ex:12:29: And it came to pass, that at midnight the LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon; and all the firstborn of cattle.
                              Ex:12:30: And Pharaoh rose up in the night, he, and all his servants, and all the Egyptians; and there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was not a house where there was not one dead.

                              Who sent the plague to Egypt?
                              Ex:9:8: And the LORD said unto Moses and unto Aaron, Take to you handfuls of ashes of the furnace, and let Moses sprinkle it toward the heaven in the sight of Pharaoh.
                              [...]
                              Ex:9:10: And they took ashes of the furnace, and stood before Pharaoh; and Moses sprinkled it up toward heaven; and it became a boil breaking forth with blains upon man, and upon beast.

                              Who made the rivers run with blood?
                              Ex:7:17: Thus saith the LORD, In this thou shalt know that I am the LORD: behold, I will smite with the rod that is in mine hand upon the waters which are in the river, and they shall be turned to blood.
                              [...]
                              Ex:7:20: And Moses and Aaron did so, as the LORD commanded; and he lifted up the rod, and smote the waters that were in the river, in the sight of Pharaoh, and in the sight of his servants; and all the waters that were in the river were turned to blood.
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                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                Senior Pastor
                                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                Always Biblically correct
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 10639

                                #660
                                Re: False Religions Register

                                Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
                                You're the Pastor,you tell first.
                                I was using that as a teaching moment to get you to consider what you read in the Bible, not just recite words. There are times when you can't ask a Pastor what a particular Bible passage means; you need to be able to determine for yourself what the Bible means, including the parts that on first glance don't seem to line up quite right. Now try again: What take-home message do you think Our Lord wants us to get from those Bible passages that you cited and the one that I cited?
                                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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