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  • Re: False Religions Register

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Obviously, True Christianity™ is correct and all others are wrong. Just like the Bible says.


    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post

    You are a Catlick – what do you know of God – you have never read a Bible in your life – how dare you come here casting aspersions? It is you who are the false Christian - a minion of satan and you speak of religion? And spitting in God’s face as you did it because He does not want other “gods” anywhere on earth and can you not read the verses above? Your parents are obviously catlick too and are damned to Hell fire. Their qualifications will burn with their souls in the everlasting fires of Hell.
    jesus christ i cant believe what im reading. for starters ive been reading the bible since i could read, and if you have half a brain you should know that you cant take literal aspects from the bible unless you plan on bringing back slaves, since ya know that was in the bible and jesus didnt stop it.

    whats your defined difference between catholic and christian?

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    • Re: False Religions Register

      Originally posted by The13thDeciple View Post
      jesus christ i cant believe what im reading.
      That's because The Mother of Whoredoms stops you reading the Real Bible KJV 1611.
      for starters ive been reading the bible since i could read,
      so, sort of in the last few months?
      and if you have half a brain you should know that you cant take literal aspects from the bible
      Of course you can! Do you think God told lies? (You probably do, you are a catlick after all...)
      unless you plan on bringing back slaves, since ya know that was in the bible and jesus didnt stop it.
      but you know better than God and say He was wrong to allow slavery and should repent! Well, should we start worshiping you?

      whats your defined difference between catholic and christian?
      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7490 that says it all.
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      • Re: False Religions Register

        wow, i really feel sad for some of the people on hear that actually believe the crap that spews out of your guys' mouth. this whole forum is just

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        • Re: False Religions Register

          Originally posted by The13thDeciple View Post
          wow, i really feel sad for some of the people on hear that actually believe the crap that spews out of your guys' mouth. this whole forum is just

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          You claim to be The Bible expert yet you have no scripture. I smell false Christian here.

          If you were a real Christian you would be aware of this verse
          Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account

          We can't have slaves like Jesus wants us to because secular law unfairly stops us. That is why we are working with the Godly GOP to change these anti-Christian secular laws.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • Re: False Religions Register

            i dont quote scriptures because quoting scriptures is for people that cant speak for themselves, so they find a relevant scripture verse to do the talking for them.

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            • Re: False Religions Register

              Originally posted by The13thDeciple View Post
              wow, i really feel sad for some of the people on hear that actually believe the crap that spews out of your guys' mouth. this whole forum is just

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              Thanks for spewing hatred on God's favorite forum. We are Blessed by your persecution of us.

              By the way, what exactly is a "Deciple?" I can't seem to find it in my dictionary.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Re: False Religions Register

                why dont you look in your blasphemic dictionary where you get the rest of your vocabulary.

                ive been here a day and ive already seen you slander other religions with names like joo.

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                • Re: False Religions Register

                  Originally posted by The13thDeciple View Post
                  [..]ive been here a day and ive already seen you slander other religions with names like joo.
                  You confuse 'slander' with 'criticism.' All so-called religions except True Christianity(tm) have members who are as mad as a bucket of frogs; superstitious cretins wallowing in their own filth and error.

                  That you think they have anything to teach a True Christian(tm) I can only put it down to the fact that you have never hear of Jesus' Love. (which you haven't and won't because you're a chewer of death cookies and offer prayer to graven images of false gods.)
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Re: False Religions Register

                    How come no one's mentioned the Church of Oprah yet? It's not exactly officially established, but the woman is a priestess, New Age spiritual leader, and (false) prophetess to millions of godless housewives who watch daytime TV instead of performing their wifely duties of housework. Whatever blasphemies and abominations she speaks daily are taken to heart by them, further corrupting our households.

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                    • Re: False Religions Register

                      Originally posted by JRFinn View Post
                      How come no one's mentioned the Church of Oprah yet? It's not exactly officially established, but the woman is a priestess, New Age spiritual leader, and (false) prophetess to millions of godless housewives who watch daytime TV instead of performing their wifely duties of housework. Whatever blasphemies and abominations she speaks daily are taken to heart by them, further corrupting our households.
                      That is a good point. About a couple weeks ago, I happened to chance upon her show and it was devoted to so-called "Spirituality". Needless to say, there was never a single mention of Jesus Christ as the only Lord and Savior. They featured heretical and blasphemous "reverends" of some heathen church. These "reverends" even went as far as to claim that not only is there nothing wrong with being gay, but homosexuality is a gift from God. Yes, you heard right.

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                      • Re: False Religions Register

                        There are at least two that are missing:

                        Sufism, which is a blend of Judaism,Islam, Christianaity, Hinduism and a couple of other middle easter faiths. (Think Unitarianism or Ba'hai taken to even greater extremes), and

                        American Televangelism which distorts the word of Christ and worships money...

                        ...nay more ?
                        Acts 3:24-25 "The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."

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                        • Re: False Religions Register

                          Originally posted by Patriarch Jon View Post
                          There are at least two that are missing:

                          Sufism, which is a blend of Judaism,Islam, Christianaity, Hinduism and a couple of other middle easter faiths. (Think Unitarianism or Ba'hai taken to even greater extremes), and

                          American Televangelism which distorts the word of Christ and worships money...

                          ...nay more ?
                          Listen. Any religion that is not AV 1611 Bible based is false. I went though a lot of effort to define the origins of the AV 1611 in another thread (at YOUR request) and you lacked the decency to say "thank you".

                          I find you irrelevant.

                          Yours in Christ
                          Brother Lazarus
                          In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                          • Re: False Religions Register

                            Brother Lazarus, such harsh words from a Christian believer... I'm starting to wonder if you are in cahoots with the lost souls at Objective Ministries, the way you demean your fellow Chrsitians.

                            One can never be safe when those who profess false faiths are around, I'm beginning to suspect that you are one of them, a wolf among the sheep.

                            Repent...
                            Acts 3:24-25 "The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."

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                            • Re: False Religions Register

                              Oh, I want to say something about this, but first I have to make it clear that I love you all and I'm not judging you! But I must say that I think all religions are a righteous path to God. I am a True Christian and I believe in the Bible 100%! But I also know that the Bible, while being completely true, does not say what it really says, and besides Jesus is love, and so He loves everyone, even if the Bible says they'll go to hell, but they really won't, since everyone goes to heaven!

                              The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.

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                              • Re: False Religions Register

                                Originally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post
                                Oh, I want to say something about this, but first I have to make it clear that I love you all and I'm not judging you! But I must say that I think all religions are a righteous path to God. I am a True Christian and I believe in the Bible 100%! But I also know that the Bible, while being completely true, does not say what it really says, and besides Jesus is love, and so He loves everyone, even if the Bible says they'll go to hell, but they really won't, since everyone goes to heaven!

                                The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.
                                So then you think that the Bible is wrong?

                                John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

                                1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                                23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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