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  • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Oh you can gloat over what you think is a victory, but let me tell you, there will be far fewer citizens reaching heaven if that Obamination has its way with such things as "free medicine".

    The Godly Mr Bush and his faithful cohorts did their very best for 8 years to save the souls of the ungodly and what thanks do they get? Posts like yours!

    Your type makes me sick to my heart! Mrs Palin and Mr McCain were willing to take on that thankless task of steering the US to a country Truly "Under God" and what happens? At the last moment the crowd (and I include you and that FSM heathen here) cried out for Barabbas!
    Oh but it is a victory!!! BTW, your name kills me!!! Espeically the wrong spelling it should read Ezechiel my intellectually challenged friend!!!

    The "Godly Mr Bush and his faithful cohorts" did nothing more than send over the american youth to the wrong country that did not have weapons of mass destruction and had them brought back in body bags. And he ignored the real source of terrorism, Afghanistan, because there was no oil there! So your type of religion has more to do with money than with saving souls, right? Is that why the paypall button is there??

    You people are exactly why us Europeans ousted the religious undesirables that you call the founding fathers...

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    • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      I hope you're not accusing the good sister of being a bigot. If she was a bigot she would never use a Joo accountant. The fact that she does even though his culture is foreign to us shows that she's not a bigot. Get it?
      Then why does she even know he is Jewish , let alone feel the need to mention it?
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      • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        I hope you're not accusing the good sister of being a bigot. If she was a bigot she would never use a Joo accountant. The fact that she does even though his culture is foreign to us shows that she's not a bigot. Get it?
        In the free world that is ours, I can call you whatever I like/ The good sister is a murdress, a racist, a biggot and she can't take criticism.

        And you my friend are a sexually perverted old man who likes to take pictures of young girls in the shower.

        Now tell me what I missed?!

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        • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

          Originally posted by Deviant_JJ View Post
          In the free world that is ours, I can call you whatever I like/ The good sister is a murdress, a racist, a biggot and she can't take criticism.

          And you my friend are a sexually perverted old man who likes to take pictures of young girls in the shower.

          Now tell me what I missed?!
          You're calling me perverted? In what way? I like women just like any normal man should. And nothing more.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            You're calling me perverted? In what way? I like women just like any normal man should. And nothing more.
            I saw your pictures of young women in another thread that you took through hidden camera's even with mics in them, supposedly to protect them from inpurity.

            You're nothing more than a sick peeping tom that like to look at young grils. Your signature says it all perv!!!!!

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            • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

              Oh, those pictures. But, why are you calling me a pervert? And what are their grils? They're not fish.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                Originally posted by Deviant_JJ View Post
                Oh but it is a victory!!! BTW, your name kills me!!! Espeically the wrong spelling it should read Ezechiel my intellectually challenged friend!!!
                and I should take spelling lessons from you? Next point: Check your KJV1611 - Ezekiel. Next point: My father named me - he has passed on to Glory but will look down and laugh at you roasting in the Pits of hell.

                The "Godly Mr Bush and his faithful cohorts" did nothing more than send over the american youth to the wrong country that did not have weapons of mass destruction
                Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence!
                and had them brought back in body bags.
                You make it sound like it was all of them, which it certainly was not. Anyhoo - it is a fine thing to be a soldier in the army of Christ.
                And he ignored the real source of terrorism, Afghanistan, because there was no oil there!
                You see to know an awful lot about the whereabouts of terrorists are you one of them Muslin islamofascist, cameljockeys?
                So your type of religion has more to do with money than with saving souls, right?
                Absolutely not - we store not wealth here but in Heaven
                Is that why the paypall button is there??
                Oh - that reminds me, we've been having difficulties with that over the last few days, could you donate say $20 to see if it works? I'd be very grateful.

                You people are exactly why us Europeans ousted the religious undesirables that you call the founding fathers...
                "Us Europeans?" Europeans? I have been writing advice to a Frenchman? Before we go any further, tell your wife to shave her armpits, she looks like she's carrying hedgehogs under them - and as for you, when you sober up, brush your teeth, lay off the garlic and practise running backwards just in case you get invaded!
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                • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  Oh, those pictures. But, why are you calling me a pervert? And what are their grils? They're not fish.
                  Maybe he's Wiccan? They eat kids.

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                  • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    Oh, those pictures. But, why are you calling me a pervert? And what are their grils? They're not fish.
                    Are you joking or what? Anyone, male or female, has a right to take a shower in private, without some old perverted coot looking at them supposedly to protect their purity.

                    If you do that shit over here in my country and the law finds out, you end up in jail.

                    Oh, and we don't "discipline" people over here because they are m'ing either.

                    Now tell me honestly, have you never played with yourself? Ever?
                    Last edited by Talitha; 06-10-2009, 10:00 PM. Reason: We do not allow the M-word here.

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                    • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      and I should take spelling lessons from you? Next point: Check your KJV1611 - Ezekiel. Next point: My father named me - he has passed on to Glory but will look down and laugh at you roasting in the Pits of hell.

                      Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence! You make it sound like it was all of them, which it certainly was not. Anyhoo - it is a fine thing to be a soldier in the army of Christ. You see to know an awful lot about the whereabouts of terrorists are you one of them Muslin islamofascist, cameljockeys? Absolutely not - we store not wealth here but in Heaven Oh - that reminds me, we've been having difficulties with that over the last few days, could you donate say $20 to see if it works? I'd be very grateful.

                      "Us Europeans?" Europeans? I have been writing advice to a Frenchman? Before we go any further, tell your wife to shave her armpits, she looks like she's carrying hedgehogs under them - and as for you, when you sober up, brush your teeth, lay off the garlic and practise running backwards just in case you get invaded!
                      I was wondering how long it would take you people to get this low. No, I am not french, I am not religious, not gay, no drug user, I shower and brush my teeth regularly, and I read books, quite a few of them and regularly!

                      Can we please refrain from these tiring and sordid personal pseudo attacks please?

                      Oh, and I am an adminstrator at several forums, even statesside, and I pointed out to the members that they should come over here and look at what you people have to say.

                      What goes on over here is an abominiation, and I want as much people as possible to learn about this. Expect a storm coming your way!!!

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                      • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                        Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                        Then why does she even know he is Jewish , let alone feel the need to mention it?
                        OK, they're gone, where on this fucking forum shall we go next????

                        LOLOLOLOL!!!

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                        • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                          Originally posted by Deviant_JJ View Post
                          [...]Can we please refrain from these tiring and sordid personal pseudo attacks please?
                          Part I

                          Oh, and I am an adminstrator at several forums, even statesside, and I pointed out to the members that they should come over here and look at what you people have to say.

                          What goes on over here is an abominiation, and I want as much people as possible to learn about this. Expect a storm coming your way!!!
                          Part II

                          Note how you abhor personal attacks then plan an attack!

                          Bring it on! Landover Baptist has withstood the attacks of Satan since 1620. It is girded by God's Love and Protected by Jesus Himself.
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                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                            Part I

                            Part II

                            Note how you abhor personal attacks then plan an attack!

                            Bring it on! Landover Baptist has withstood the attacks of Satan since 1620. It is girded by God's Love and Protected by Jesus Himself.
                            Are you for real or what??? Given the fact that the "Horned one" has never existed, of course you have withstood the attacks of a non-existant being, you moron?

                            Question, how much of your hard earned cash have you sent to these thieves??? Do you feel good about it mr Funnyname???

                            Why not forget about false gods and false prophets, and live your life Free?! Like it says in you constitution?

                            Think about it!

                            JJ

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                            • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                              Originally posted by Deviant_JJ View Post
                              Are you for real or what??? Given the fact that the "Horned one" has never existed, of course you have withstood the attacks of a non-existant being, you mormon?
                              The Horned One never existed because we Christians wrote him out of history in order to utterly crush his cult. That is why we are re-inventing him to show the kind of threat paganism poses to the world.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                                Originally posted by Deviant_JJ View Post
                                [...]Question, how much of your hard earned cash have you sent to these thieves???
                                The odd Dollar for a coffee - I spend much time adjusting the accounts to incorporate legitimate business expenses here at Landover
                                Do you feel good about it mr Funnyname???
                                exceedingly good - the salary and conditions are probably the finest in the USA - God provides.

                                Why not forget about false gods and false prophets, and live your life Free?!
                                What and leave a free house (6 bedrooms), free golfing, large areas of hunting land? etc.?
                                Like it says in you constitution?
                                You mean the "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness"? I think I'm doing that.

                                Think about it!
                                I do, I do...

                                But I do not see any contributions from you... The Lord's work cannot be done on fresh air - those souls are not going to save themselves you know.
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                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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