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  • #1

    What's Wrong With This Picture?

    Friends, I posted this picture on Facebook, and took it down because many non-Christians (I assume), found a problem with it.

    This is a picture of Timothy and Adam and our youngest, Abigail. The only problem I can see is that little Abigail doesn't also have a gun. She really does have one, we just couldn't get her to grip it correctly yet, so for THIS ONE picture, she doesn't have it.

    Please help me understand what's so wrong?

    Thank you, True Christians.
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  • #2
    Re: What's Wrong With This Picture?

    Cute kids!!

    Only faggy liberal democrats would have a problem with this picture, good on you for arming your children. I assume you have taught them proper gun safety? Like testing if the safety is on by pulling the trigger?
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    • #3
      Re: What's Wrong With This Picture?

      Where are their extra clips?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: What's Wrong With This Picture?

        I'm sorry but this picture is totally unacceptable.
        The child on the left simply has no idea how to hold a gun properly. Please ensure the next time a photograph is taken that it is done the right way.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • #5
          Re: What's Wrong With This Picture?

          Why doesn't the baby have a gun? How should it defend against it's armed brothers? Amazing how little people learn from mistakes.
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          • #6
            Re: What's Wrong With This Picture?

            The elder boy is only pretending to hold a long rifle? Clearly, he is big enough to shoulder and aim an AR-15.

            If it's just money, I'm glad to help properly arm the youngster. The Queer Intervention program is flush with donations from happy and satisfied Ex-Fags. Just let me know.

            In Christ
            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • #7
              Re: What's Wrong With This Picture?

              Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
              Cute kids!!
              I assume you have taught them proper gun safety? Like testing if the safety is on by pulling the trigger?
              Thank you! Yes, Mr. Graham often plays a little "game" with the boys. He asks him if the safety is on. If they say "yes," he has them point the gun at their foot, and pull the trigger.
              I tell ya, it only takes ONE time of having their toe shot off before they remember that safety!

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Where are their extra clips?
              We didn't think they'd look good in the shot. They're behind the bucket.

              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
              I'm sorry but this picture is totally unacceptable.
              The child on the left simply has no idea how to hold a gun properly. Please ensure the next time a photograph is taken that it is done the right way.
              I know, Sister Tali. He was trying to give his gun back to his daddy, whining because "it was too heavy." We only had time for this one shot, since he had to be beaten afterward, and didn't want his marks to show. Kids.

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Why doesn't the baby have a gun? How should it defend against it's armed brothers? Amazing how little people learn from mistakes.
              Brother Cranky, in my original post, I mentioned that Abigail has one, but we couldn't get her to grip it correctly, so we didn't use it in the picture. Rest assured, she has one, and is getting pretty good at pointing it correctly.

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              • #8
                Re: What's Wrong With This Picture?

                Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                The elder boy is only pretending to hold a long rifle? Clearly, he is big enough to shoulder and aim an AR-15.

                If it's just money, I'm glad to help properly arm the youngster. The Queer Intervention program is flush with donations from happy and satisfied Ex-Fags. Just let me know.

                In Christ
                Oh Brother Harold! I'm sure Mr. Graham and I would love to have you touch our son with the QI Program. Will discuss more tonight at church!

                Thank you SO much!!

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                • #9
                  Re: What's Wrong With This Picture?

                  Originally posted by Holly Graham View Post
                  I know, Sister Tali. He was trying to give his gun back to his daddy, whining because "it was too heavy." We only had time for this one shot, since he had to be beaten afterward, and didn't want his marks to show. Kids.
                  WHAT?????!!!
                  Is this child retarded?
                  Anyone knows that you DO NOT pass a weapon to another person with the muzzle facing out.
                  Bring the child to me after church on Sunday for weapon training. There are some stray cats on my estate that need sorting out.

                  I'll also expect it to learn the Firearm safety 10 Commandments. http://us.glock.com/confidence/pistols-101-full

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                  • #10
                    Re: What's Wrong With This Picture?

                    We maybe are being a little judgemental here. For all we know, this could be the very start of responsible parenting. In the next 15 minutes or so, those kids could have been taught all they needed to know about firearms.

                    (I like the way the infant is in a bucket. It's probably a girl.)
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                    • #11
                      Re: What's Wrong With This Picture?

                      What did your husband use to beat them with once you got them home and showed him this picture? Any kid of mine holding a gun like that would be striped so much on his behind they'd all have joined up.
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                      • #12
                        Re: What's Wrong With This Picture?

                        Originally posted by Holly Graham View Post
                        Friends, I posted this picture on Facebook, and took it down because many non-Christians (I assume), found a problem with it.

                        This is a picture of Timothy and Adam and our youngest, Abigail. The only problem I can see is that little Abigail doesn't also have a gun. She really does have one, we just couldn't get her to grip it correctly yet, so for THIS ONE picture, she doesn't have it.

                        Please help me understand what's so wrong?

                        Thank you, True Christians.
                        Dear Mrs. Graham,

                        Just a few comments on your photo:

                        Let me start out by saying that you have a brood of very fine looking children!

                        Next, I am refraining from commenting on the general firearm safety and handling issues that your children currently possess. These have already been well documented in prior posts and I'm sure that Mr. Porter's kind offer of guidance will resolve these quickly.

                        My only comments are directed to the little tyke on the left side of the photo: I noticed some very good potential.

                        His left hand is directly over the slide, indicating that he is about to draw it back. His right hand has a firm hold on the grip while tilting the firearm at about 30 degrees. This is known in competitive speed shooting as "Showing clear and dropping a magazine". Very nice form.

                        You must be proud.

                        YIC
                        2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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