[Redeemed Papist]

Re: My wife has vanished.

I can't believe I'm reading this.

A woman is most likey in serious trouble and you're offering to commit her: is that even legal where you come from?

So you'd rather leave an obviously deluded woman to spiral down into a state where she doesn't care about going to Hell? Are you some kind of sicko?

[Roberta]

Re: My wife has vanished.

I can't believe I'm reading this.

A woman is most likey in serious trouble and you're offering to commit her: is that even legal where you come from?

I really don't think any of us likey your busybody attitude. Why do you think this is any of your business?

[Thinks Design]

Re: My wife has vanished.

I really don't think any of us likey your busybody attitude. Why do you think this is any of your business?

As a good Christian it is our my to care for other people, especially women who have most likey been victimised by their husbands.

Christians love and respect all people, you know? He seems more bother about his bloody car than her feelings!

Maybe a more considerate attitude?

[Noah Sole]

Re: My wife has vanished.

As a good Christian it is our my to care for other people, especially women who have most likey been victimised by their husbands.

Christians love and respect all people, you know? He seems more bother about his bloody car than her feelings!

Maybe a more considerate attitude?

She was the one that left! The car had no choice in the matter.

By the way your spelling is appalling.

All the best

[Roberta]

Re: My wife has vanished.

As a good Christian it is our my to care for other people, especially women who have most likey been victimised by their husbands.

Christians love and respect all people, you know? He seems more bother about his bloody car than her feelings!

Maybe a more considerate attitude?

Me thinks another of you lot, Laurence. What's wrong with the women in the UK?

[James Hutchins]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Any news on your car or have you simply put in an insurance claim and written it off?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Any news on your car or have you simply put in an insurance claim and written it off?

Well, I have some more news. My wife's sister in law called with a so called message from my treacherous wife.

Apparently she does not even want the car she just needed it to get back to her parents in Surrey and I can come and get it whenever.

It seems she wants to disolve our marriage and has already 'taken steps', what ever that means.

The deal is I let her go with out a fuss and I get to keep the 1997 VW Polo worth £800.

I'm thinking that £800 could get me more than a few months service from a house keeper (as long as I go with Pole (I've heard they are hard working and very servile)).

But now I have to take a day off work to go and pick the damn thing up from bloody Surrey and look at her stupid crying face again!

Today really has been a mixed bag.

I better figure out this oven.

YIC

[Noah Sole]

Re: My wife has vanished.

What sort of oven is it, I can ask my wife - she's good with that sort of thing.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: My wife has vanished.

It seems she wants to disolve our marriage and has already 'taken steps', what ever that means.

As you have not committed adultery, I do not see how divorce is possible.

The deal is I let her go with out a fuss and I get to keep the 1997 VW Polo worth £800.

So you've not really lost anything.

I'm thinking that £800 could get me more than a few months service from a house keeper (as long as I go with Pole (I've heard they are hard working and very servile)).

Are there no nigras in your area? They work for all but free - but you have to watch them as they steal and break things.

I better figure out this oven.

YIC

I've seen Mrs Bathfire at the oven, you just put things in and they get cooked.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My wife has vanished.

As you have not committed adultery, I do not see how divorce is possible.
So you've not really lost anything.

Are there no nigras in your area? They work for all but free - but you have to watch them as they steal and break things.

I've seen Mrs Bathfire at the oven, you just put things in and they get cooked.

Unfortunately there is not a great deal that I can do about it. She wants a divorce and will be citing so called 'abusive behaviour'. She is using the incidents with the flannel and her so called limp as supporting evidence.

But if I just go with it I get to keep the car.

There are very few darkies in Plymouth but Poles are two a penny and work really hard for very little and besides I can understand what they say but I don't speak 'street'.

I think I might just have eat out until I can hire a house keeper.

When will women realise they can hurt people with their self centred insistance on putting themselves first?

Well, I've learnt my lesson.

TIC

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Unfortunately there is not a great deal that I can do about it. She wants a divorce and will be citing so called 'abusive behaviour'.

You never mentioned that she was abusive! Was it bad?

My experience is that women can use passive-aggressive behavior very effectively. This is because they are basically born without morals; hence Eve in the Garden.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My wife has vanished.

You never mentioned that she was abusive! Was it bad?

My experience is that women can use passive-aggressive behavior very effectively. This is because they are basically born without morals; hence Eve in the Garden.

Well, she certainly would passive-aggressively ignore my effective rebukes and sermons.

I'm beginning to think I may be better off without her.

Especially now the pizza has arrived.

YIC

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: My wife has vanished.

I am please that you are taking note of

Proverb:21:9: It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My wife has vanished.

I am please that you are taking note of

Proverb:21:9: It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.

As ever the Good Book (The Bible KJV1611) is the only comfort a man needs!

YIC

[Noah Sole]

Re: My wife has vanished.

As ever the Good Book (The Bible KJV1611) is the only comfort a man needs!

Amen
And of course there is also:

Proverbs 21:19
It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.