[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Forgive me. I forgot God wrote the Bible with his own hands.

In a way He did. All saved Christians are His children, and the scribes that King James divinely hired to write the KJV1611 were obviously Saved. He holds dominion over us all, so all hands are His hands. Praise!

[Critical Thinker]

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Actually, He inspired it. God used men like Stephen King uses a typewriter, as tools. So He is like a ghost writer, but a Holy Ghost writer. See 2 Timothy 3:16 for proof.

I did not know that. I don't mean to get off topic I just couldn't get past this.

Why do you hate trees? They seemed alright to me. Just wondering why they might be bad.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I did not know that. I don't mean to get off topic I just couldn't get past this.

Why do you hate trees? They seemed alright to me. Just wondering why they might be bad.

He didn't!

There goes the thread!

[Critical Thinker]

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He didn't!

There goes the thread!

I'm sorry! I'm just really curious about it!

[Noah Sole]

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However, there is no absolute proof that he does exist. It is completely unknown by everyone living.

Wrong!! Read Post 67 on this thread....

[Noah Sole]

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Here's what Wikipedia says on the matter, In case he uses it.

Dear Angel Clark

It is a sin as stated in the Bible to cut and paste a picture of God from Wikipedia which you have just done:

Exodus 20:4
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

All the best

[Bobby-Joe]

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blah, blah, blah

Show us you proof for the non existence of God or shut up.

It's that simple

[Critical Thinker]

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Dear unsaved atheist godmocking trash,
Just because the Light of God is a muslim there is no need to be rude to him, as he says he is trying to help you.

If you would like more time to research your theory that you can find proof that God does not exist I have recommended a book for you further up the thread.

Where is our proof that God exists I here you say, well here it is:

The definition of a testament is a document that the author has sworn to be true.

The Old Testament (for example) contains numerous witness encounters with God (Moses for example, see below - there are many others) which by definition (above) the author has sworn to be true.

This is the same level of proof allowed from a deceased person in a court of law.

Exodus 3:4
And when the LORD saw that he turned aside to see, God called unto him out of the midst of the bush, and said, Moses, Moses. And he said, Here am I.

This is definitive proof that God exists, I await your response. According to the rules of philosophy the onus is now on you to rebut my assertion.
Don't forget that book now - available on Amazon, while you're on there get one on English rules of grammar and spelling.

All the best

I don't agree with the use of this analogy for a couple reasons.

For example I could write a book and purposely put incorrect information in it. I then go ahead and call it a testament. Suppose something happens to me and I die and am unable to say what is fact and what is fiction in that book to anyone else. Just because the title of the book contains testament does not mean everything in it is true.

There is a difference between the Old/New Testament and the Last Will and Testament of a deceased person. The Last Will and Testament of a deceased person has a witness. Someone who can stand before a court of law and say this is what the deceased person wrote down.

Unfortunately there is no one alive from the time period the Bible was written. From my explanation it should be easy to see that I clearly disagree with your position that this is definitive evidence for God's existence. For the reasons stated above.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I don't agree with the use of this analogy for a couple reasons.

Then consider the cucumber. The cucumber is clearly designed to be rammed up people's bottoms. There is no evolutionary process that would create that, so clearly God did it.


You can read more about it here

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20053

[Critical Thinker]

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Then consider the cucumber. The cucumber is clearly designed to be rammed up people's bottoms. There is no evolutionary process that would create that, so clearly God did it.


You can read more about it here
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20053

Unfortunately I cannot discern if you are comedy gold or insulting my intelligence with this argument. Considering where we are discussing this I will assume the latter.

Assuming that because the cucumber resembles the shape of a penis means its only purpose is to put into someone's anus is absurd. Then to assume that because of the first assumption there must be a creator is even more far fetched.

That's similar to saying that since grapes are about the same shape as eyeballs, I should tear out my eyes and stick grapes in the sockets. The argument makes no sense.

[Noah Sole]

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I don't agree with the use of this analogy for a couple reasons.

For example I could write a book and purposely put incorrect information in it. I then go ahead and call it a testament. Suppose something happens to me and I die and am unable to say what is fact and what is fiction in that book to anyone else. Just because the title of the book contains testament does not mean everything in it is true.

There is a difference between the Old/New Testament and the Last Will and Testament of a deceased person. The Last Will and Testament of a deceased person has a witness. Someone who can stand before a court of law and say this is what the deceased person wrote down.

Unfortunately there is no one alive from the time period the Bible was written. From my explanation it should be easy to see that I clearly disagree with your position that this is definitive evidence for God's existence. For the reasons stated above.

You can twist my words all you want but you are wrong. Both testaments have numerous verses where people are witnesses and attest that they are true. Even God makes oaths - how much more proof do you need other than that!

Deuteronomy 29:13-15
King James Version (KJV)

13That he may establish thee to day for a people unto himself, and that he may be unto thee a God, as he hath said unto thee, and as he hath sworn unto thy fathers, to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob.

14Neither with you only do I make this covenant and this oath;

15But with him that standeth here with us this day before the LORD our God, and also with him that is not here with us this day:

[Bobby-Joe]

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Assuming that because the cucumber resembles the shape of a penis means its only purpose is to put into someone's anus is absurd.

It is not just the same of a human penis, it's the same size and texture. Care to explain why nature would do that?

[Noah Sole]

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Assuming that because the cucumber resembles the shape of a penis means its only purpose is to put into someone's anus.

As you have used the usual atheist trick of dragging every intelligent conversation to the level of the gutter by talking about penises I assume you have given up the argument.

All the best

[Didymus Much]

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...That's similar to saying that since grapes are about the same shape as eyeballs, I should tear out my eyes and stick grapes in the sockets. The argument makes no sense.

If you have problems with your eyes leading you to sin, then the Bible says you should do just that:

Matthew 18:9 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire."

Who knows, God might give bonus improv points for the grapes!

[Critical Thinker]

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As you have used the usual atheist trick of dragging every intelligent conversation to the level of the gutter by talking about penises I assume you have given up the argument.

All the best

I was not the one to bring up the cucumber argument. I was not replying to you in that post which can been seen from the fact I quoted Bobby-Joe.

God's oaths were written down by man. That man is not alive today, thus we cannot confirm that he actually spoke to God. That was my point.