[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

There is much happiness among the Trump supporting community this year as Trump as now president, and they believe he will build a wall and make America great again. However, are we ignoring perhaps the most prominent figure in Trump campaign? I am of course talking about Trump's hair! Who will his hair? Will he alive? Will he an animal? Will he an alien? To find out, KCNA have brought Trump hair to Korea while the Donald was soundly asleep, to give him tour of Pyongyang and interview. Here will the interview, exclusive to Landover Baptist Church forums and presented courtesy by yours truly, Kim Jong-un.

KCNA: Hello Trump Hair, how have you enjoyed you stay in Pyongyang?


Trump Hair: Hello friend, I am very much enjoy Pyongyang, my favourite part am the Juche Tower because for the flame look like me.



KCNA: So, let's ask the big question that every Korean has wondering? Will you a real hair, or a wig or even a animal?


Trump Hair: I am real hair. The confusion arises because Trump will bring me to life with black magic and voodoo.


KCNA: This will shock very many Christians.


Trump Hair: They should already be shock! His wife Melania is a disgusting harlot, not like Ri Sol-ju, the beautiful and loyal wife of Kim Jong-un.


KCNA: Are you then support the DPRK?


Trump Hair: Indeed I am, I am proud to be of support to glorious Juche socialist revolution.


KCNA: Do you think it is benefit to of DPRK that Trump is now President? An unofficial Chinese Pro-DPRK website praised Trump calling him "far-sighted" for talking of diplomacy and peace talks with DPRK.


Trump Hair: No. The talks of peace are of propaganda, as a DPRK official personality rightly said.


KCNA: Do you believe that he is anti-establishment?


Trump Hair: No. I have been with him from the beginning. I was there when he invite Crooked Hillary and Rapist Bill to his wedding. I was there when he donated to Clinton Foundation. I was there when he went back on his promise to imprison Crooked Hillary for criminal act. I was there when he appointed a Goldman Sachs personality to treasury secretary. He is establishment.


KCNA: How can you say such things of the man who has raised you on his head?


Trump Hair: Because he have abused me. He have poured lice and fleas into me to infect me and riddle me with disease.


KCNA: Immoral! Such a practice can not be found in the glorious DPRK where our dear leader has always cared for his people. Thank you for your time, Trump Hair. Bye bye.


Trump Hair: Bye bye, friend.


KCNA: Here ends our interview. Praise Trump Hair for support Juche regime. As for Trump himself, we have a message - Walls can not survive nuke!


There you have it. It is up to you whether you choose to believe Trump Hair's words. I recognize that this is a Pro-Trump thread, so I will not add my commentary. The interview I have quoted so should not count against me. Peace be with you, comrades.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

KCNA: Hello Trump Hair, how have you enjoyed you stay in Pyongyang?


Trump Hair: Hello friend, I am very much enjoy Pyongyang, my favourite part am the Juche Tower because for the flame look like me....

There is much glory in the Donald's Hair, but I implore you to consider befriending Jesus, dear. He's even stronger and more majestic than Trump's Hair!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

OH GLORY!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

Should this be our new anthem?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

Liberals and atheists are going to be rough on our President Trump. We need to rally around him.

The latest fake news is that President Trump is responsible for Macys Department Stores laying off 10,000 employees. Lots of retailors are laying off people. President Trump has tried to make it clear that when lay-offs occur it is just random economic activity and he has nothing to do with it.

Where he has influence is when new jobs are announced. This is where he shines.

We need to help him make it clear to the press he is responsible when hiring increases but not when it decreases. The press needs to study economics.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/01/12/macy-s-is-laying-off-10-000-is-it-donald-trump-s-fault.html

[handmaiden]

Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

Liberals and atheists are going to be rough on our President Trump. We need to rally around him.

The latest fake news is that President Trump is responsible for Macys Department Stores laying off 10,000 employees. Lots of retailors are laying off people. President Trump has tried to make it clear that when lay-offs occur it is just random economic activity and he has nothing to do with it.

Where he has influence is when new jobs are announced. This is where he shines.

We need to help him make it clear to the press he is responsible when hiring increases but not when it decreases. The press needs to study economics.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/article...p-s-fault.html

Indeed, Brother Mayor, it is so obvious that all good things come from Trump and anything bad is a result of rejecting his wisdom. Why can't people see that if he is given all the necessary power he will solve all of our problems?

God directed White Christian America to sit Donald Trump upon the throne seat of power and that's reason enough to believe in his greatness.

A great God requires a great man to restore His people's greatness. Seriously, everything isn't going be just good, it's going to be greaaate!

Anticipatingly Yours,
Handmaiden

[BrotherLarry]

Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

Back when we first started this hopeful thread, the LORD gave me a wondrous anthem that I shared:


(Sung to the tune of Yellow Rose of Texas)


As God will use a trumpet
When He returns to ground,
So He will use this trump of God
To turn this world around
His shining mane, his thundering words,
His pockets filled with gold
No other candidate so strong,
No candidate so bold!

He’ll free our land of commies
He’ll free our land of scum
He’ll free us from the democrats
And other lazy bums
He’ll stand up for America
Protect our knives and guns
And once again our country will be seen as number one

Farewell to all illegals
The USA is ours!
The Donald will restore our borders with his mighty power
He’ll bring back prayer in school and proudly raise his Bible high
Terrorists and antichrists will then all surely die!

So in this next election
The Donald must be named
As President of these United States we must proclaim
America’s for Jesus, declare in a loud voice!
And when Trump’s in the White House
The angels will rejoice.


I wonder if anyone is singing it at the coronation? Since it was inspired pre-election, some changes might be in order, but it is still by far the greatest song ever written in praise of our exalted leader Donald (may his name be honored).


I don't mention this again because of vanity, I mention it because what good is a song if it isn't sung on national TV, perhaps by Marie Osmond?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Brother Larry, I'd like to see (or at least hear) this performed by Landover's very own Roper Crossburn.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

Brother Larry, I'd like to see (or at least hear) this performed by Landover's very own Roper Crossburn.

Oh, swoon Me too!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

In honor of our President, I've purchased a modesty medallion for my pussy.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

First thing the President should do is take the nuclear codes, go on high altert and make them ready just to see if it really works. Who knows after all those Obama years...
Maybe even shoot one into the pacific and watch what happens.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

It has been an exciting day in Washington DC as the old white man and rich fascist Donald Trump was inaugurated. I have been very busy all day protesting the peaceful transfer of power.

First I chained myself to a fence to close down an entrance to the festivities with the other members of Black Lives Matter. That was done to show the people wanting to get in that we are down with their struggle because we are for the people especially the Black people. Then, we went to a peaceful demonstration where we were forced to defend ourselves from murder by the white police and we threw some rocks and bottles and other things that some of the members happened to have. We have tried to be very dignified and mature in our protests as a demonstration of our seriousness and so that we will be taken seriously.

For now we are resting and many of our group are having some malt liquor but not me because I do not take strong drink. I am having a few large spliffs myself. We are all preparing for another round of peaceful and orderly protests this evening. Gas masks have been handed out in case the police attack and also rocks are being distributed. There are already plenty of empty bottles and some of the brethren and sistren are making more.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

There are many wonderful ideas here at LBC about what President Donald needs to do soon.

I would urge patience, however. Before our blessed Donald gets on with the task of governing, he needs finish a lot of revenge work. We all know the long list of press, celebrities and Republican politicians who snubbed or slighted him in one way or another.

Extracting revenge on each of these will take some time. Each one needs to lose his/her job and see careers ruined. Now with his thumb on the FBI and regulators, it will be easier to see that banks foreclose celebrity homes and networks who need FCC authorization fire certain journalists.

Donald and all of us here at Landover Baptist know that Jesus did not spend his entire life healing the sick and forgiving sins. He took a bull whip to the money changers.

Be assured Donald will look into government business eventually.

http://www.salon.com/2016/11/14/dona...on-his-rivals/

I felt it was the appropriate time to remind local folks here in Freehold of my post some months ago. I explained the President Trump will be busy for a while with the important work of settling scores and slamming those who slight him.

It is important to punish those who slight him because he is the President of the United States. When news media slight the President they insult our country.

A good example is the way the establishment media has treated crowd numbers of the Inauguration versus the Women's March. They have falsely reported more people came to the March than the Inauguration. President Trump is very insulted by this. Even if it were true, the news media should not report it. I've been pleased with the way President Trump has spent his first couple of days. Much of those days were spent slamming stories about crowd size.

We need to be patient. Eventually, he will make it known media, show business celebrities and other political people must not slight him in any way. Once this is established, he will begin his job of making American great again.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/white-house-slams-shameful-tweets-for-downplaying-trumps-inaugural-crowd-size-232820494.html

[Basilissa]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

A good example is the way the establishment media has treated crowd numbers of the Inauguration versus the Women's March. They have falsely reported more people came to the March than the Inauguration. President Trump is very insulted by this. Even if it were true, the news media should not report it. I've been pleased with the way President Trump has spent his first couple of days. Much of those days were spent slamming stories about crowd size.

Thank you for drawing our attention to this very important issue, Brother Mayor. Some could say that our Beloved President Trump () is trying to compensate for something else by showcasing his huge crowds. We know better than that; we know that America's Best President simply loves Truth™ so much that he feels compelled to correct the media every time they say something he dislikes.

In fact, he should make all press report only things he wants them to report and only in ways he wants them to be reported. This would be a perfect way to reassure that all events during his presidency (8 or more years) will be covered in the only correct way.