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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131
    #391
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Sexist pigs who use the term 'mankind' subjecting some poor unsuspecting woman to hours of their talking about nasty outdated ideals.

    Next:
    Being on a blind date with the same kind of sexist pig from the above example.
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
        Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
        Forum Member
        • May 2009
        • 666
        #392
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Sexist pigs who use the term 'mankind' subjecting some poor unsuspecting woman to hours of their talking about nasty outdated ideals.

        Next:
        Being on a blind date with the same kind of sexist pig from the above example.
        Being on a blind date with the above poster!

        Next: The unpleasant after-effect of enjoying a delicious enchilada, rice, and bean dinner...
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        SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

        Hosea 9:7
        The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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          • Tertius The Scribe
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • May 2009
            • 452
            #393
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
            Being on a blind date with the above poster!

            Next: The unpleasant after-effect of enjoying a delicious enchilada, rice, and bean dinner...
            The unpleasant after-effect of Mexican food during church!

            Next: A yellow snow-cone! ()

            Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

            All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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              • Miss April
                Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2009
                • 685
                #394
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                [QUOTE=Mad Prophet Helmholtz;340429]Being on a blind date with the above post
                Yes That Whould Be a Night Mare for any men Sorry for bothering the game:/

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622
                    #395
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
                    The unpleasant after-effect of Mexican food during church!

                    Next: A yellow snow-cone! ()
                    A yellow snow-cone with little bits of "chocolate chips" in it.

                    Next: Having your long sessions with prostitutes unsaved souls who need you to witness to them videotaped by the Feds.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131
                        #396
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Those tapes NOT making it to YouTube

                        Next:
                        A two month vacation in a country cabin with in-laws.
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027
                            #397
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            Next:
                            A two month vacation in a country cabin with in-laws.
                            Needing to Submit to these in-laws when not even being Married

                            Next: Failing to make Proper preparations for Rat Attack 2009 ("RA9") on Landover Baptist Church - which I Fear is imminent

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996
                                #398
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                The pope being sodomized by muhammad (piss be upon him).
                                Pastor, how's that a BAD thing? I'd find it downright amusing!
                                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                Needing to Submit to these in-laws when not even being Married

                                Next: Failing to make Proper preparations for Rat Attack 2009 ("RA9") on Landover Baptist Church - which I Fear is imminent
                                Making proper preparations for RA9, but then getting your toes chopped off by the traps and eaten by the rats, who then attack your face as you lie bleeding on the floor and don't let up until you look just like Michael Jackson if he'd stuck his face in a garbage disposal.

                                Next: Thinking you're Saved(c) for years, but sinning anyway and thus going to Hell.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                  • Meek and Humble
                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                    Jr. Pastor
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 6197
                                    #399
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    There's nothing worse than that!

                                    Next: Peace mongers.

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                                      • Bryan Tamariki
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Aug 2007
                                        • 285
                                        #400
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Law-breaking lieberal vegan peace mongers

                                        Next: pirates.
                                        Joshua 24:15
                                        And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78552
                                            #401
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post

                                            Next: pirates.
                                            Queer spaghetti-slurping pirates who mock Jesus.

                                            Next: Lezbean librarians
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Meek and Humble
                                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                Biblical Black Belt
                                                Jr. Pastor
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 6197
                                                #402
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Lezbean librarians trying to get our children to read Harry Potter books!

                                                Next: Brazil

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #403
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                    Next: Brazil
                                                    What you mean nigger toes? I love those!

                                                    Next: rancid buttermilk
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Johnnyboy
                                                        True Christian™ fisherman
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 801
                                                        #404
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Rancid buttermilk used to make biscuits and gravy

                                                        Broken outboard motor on your jonboat

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                                                          • SUV
                                                            True Christian™ Princess
                                                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                            Have at it, anytime!
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 11027
                                                            #405
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                                                            Broken outboard motor on your jonboat
                                                            A "broken" Jon on your boat

                                                            Next: Web-surfing for JESUS and coming across a God-less athian site.

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