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  • Sister Charli
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 1590
    #1441
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    The government-scientific-industrial global warming conspiracy.
    The government-scientific-industrial global warming conspiracy being used as a reason (excuse) to impose an emissions trading tax (money grab) on Australians.

    NEXT: A female Prime Minister
    2 Chronicles 7:14
    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337
        #1442
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
        The government-scientific-industrial global warming conspiracy being used as a reason (excuse) to impose an emissions trading tax (money grab) on Australians.

        NEXT: A female Prime Minister
        A female Prime Minister on her period.

        NEXT: Unsaved children masturbating on 4chan.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Sister Charli
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 1590
            #1443
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            NEXT: Unsaved children masturbating on 4chan.
            Unsaved 11 year old child Jessi Slaughter ranting, raving and yes, probably also masturbating, on 4chan (here) requiring police protection.

            NEXT: Irresponsible parents
            2 Chronicles 7:14
            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

              Comment

              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337
                #1444
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                Unsaved 11 year old child Jessi Slaughter ranting, raving and yes, probably also masturbating, on 4chan (here) requiring police protection.

                NEXT: Irresponsible parents
                Irresponsible homosexual parents.

                NEXT: A Mary worshipping pedophile getting a transfer.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • Sister Charli
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 1590
                    #1445
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    A Mary worshipping pedophile getting a transfer.
                    A Mary worshipping pedophile getting a transfer to the McDonald's that your kids get their happy meals from.

                    NEXT: Spaghetti bolagnese
                    2 Chronicles 7:14
                    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

                      Comment

                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337
                        #1446
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                        A Mary worshipping pedophile getting a transfer to the McDonald's that your kids get their happy meals from.

                        NEXT: Spaghetti bolagnese
                        Worshipping spaghetti bolognese while dressed as a pirate on your way to Hell.

                        NEXT: A modern person not including the eloquent word "refudiate" in their lexicon.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • Sister Charli
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 1590
                            #1447
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            A modern person not including the eloquent word "refudiate" in their lexicon.
                            A modern person giving their maiden parliamentary speech not including the word "refudiate" in their lexicon.

                            NEXT: Shotgun wedding.
                            2 Chronicles 7:14
                            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552
                                #1448
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post

                                NEXT: Shotgun wedding.
                                WORSE: Shotgun wedding with no ammo.




                                NEXT: Drunken smelly pirates blaspheming God.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Lisa H
                                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2010
                                    • 5070
                                    #1449
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    WORSE: Shotgun wedding with no ammo.




                                    NEXT: Drunken smelly pirates blaspheming God.
                                    Worse: Will the Drunken smelly pirates blaspheming God ever leave this forum
                                    NEXT: Atheist children
                                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                      • Sister Charli
                                        True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jun 2010
                                        • 1590
                                        #1450
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        Drunken smelly pirates blaspheming God.
                                        Drunken naked smelly one eyed pirates blaspheming God and showing their noodle to underage children.

                                        NEXT: Burnt offerings.
                                        2 Chronicles 7:14
                                        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                                          • Bobby-Joe
                                            Landover Security Superviser
                                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 18405
                                            #1451
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                                            Drunken naked smelly one eyed pirates blaspheming God and showing their noodle to underage children.

                                            NEXT: Burnt offerings.
                                            Burnt offering at a NAACP meeting.

                                            NEXT: Black supremacists home loan officer.

                                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                              • Sister Charli
                                                True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jun 2010
                                                • 1590
                                                #1452
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                                Black supremacists home loan officer.
                                                Black supremacists home loan officers advertising campaign. Buy now. Buy now. Last chance to personally own this little piece of slumsville. Have your sleep interrupted hourly by emergency services sirens 24/7. Have stray dogs fight the local inhabitants for the garbage bin left overs. Glide off to sleep each night as you listen to your neighbours beat the heck out of each other. What more could you wish for?

                                                NEXT: Chocolate brownies.
                                                2 Chronicles 7:14
                                                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #1453
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post

                                                    NEXT: Chocolate brownies.
                                                    Chocolate brownies with marijuana stirred up in them! I heard about this at a pastor's retreat in Hawaii last winter. Those things sneak up on you!


                                                    NEXT: Uppity teenagers.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 8622
                                                        #1454
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        Chocolate brownies with marijuana stirred up in them! I heard about this at a pastor's retreat in Hawaii last winter. Those things sneak up on you!


                                                        NEXT: Uppity teenagers.
                                                        Wild, out-of-control teen sluts on the loose!



                                                        You have no idea how many of those types of girls I have helped bring to Christ once they reach 18. It's sad, really.

                                                        NEXT: William S. Burroughs' "Naked Lunch".

                                                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                                          • Petal
                                                            LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 991
                                                            #1455
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                                            NEXT: William S. Burroughs' "Naked Lunch".
                                                            playings william tell wiv a liddle tiny pea on your head insteads of a apples.

                                                            next: a big fat cockroach crawlin up your legs

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