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  • Miss Tanith
    Forum Member, struggling for Salvation(c)
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2013
    • 108
    #1666
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
    Worse: Our favorite Pastor is reported to have achieved the greatest distance in the "ping pong ball" contest.

    Next: Chinamen discover how to cheaply create antimatter weapons before we do.
    Worse: someone sells it as made in the USA to a God-fearing Republican and it explodes, killing the innocent Republican.

    Next: Homers find a way to infiltrate the One True Church undetected.
    Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
    17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14110
        #1667
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Miss Tanith View Post
        Homers find a way to infiltrate the One True Church undetected.
        ..by wearing kilts and marketing unisex perfumes Click image for larger version Name: JPG.jpg Views: 1 Size: 2.9 KB ID: 1918525 as aftershave..? ? ?


        Next, everything goes downhill as Kim Jong Un migrates to England and learns clonic
        Click image for larger version Name: KJUn.jpg Views: 1 Size: 9.8 KB ID: 1918526

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          • canyoukeepup
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Dec 2013
            • 33
            #1668
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
            ..by wearing kilts and marketing unisex perfumes [ATTACH]22318[/ATTACH] as aftershave..? ? ?


            Next, everything goes downhill as Kim Jong Un migrates to England and learns clonic
            [ATTACH]22319[/ATTACH]
            Worse: The clones come to America.

            Next: Pies are made illegal by Barack Hussein Osama!!
            Yours In Christ,
            Mrs. Aaron White
            Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ
            Ephesians 6:5

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              • killaBloomingdale
                Unsaved trash, filthy bastard
                Under Investigation
                • Dec 2013
                • 8
                #1669
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by canyoukeepup View Post
                Worse: The clones come to America.

                Next: Pies are made illegal by Barack Hussein Osama!!
                Praying is made illegal
                Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78551
                    #1670
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by killaBloomingdale;
                    Praying is made illegal
                    Worse: Christianity is made illegal.



                    Next: Ann Coulter dies.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • canyoukeepup
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Dec 2013
                        • 33
                        #1671
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Worse: Christianity is made illegal.



                        Next: Ann Coulter dies.
                        Worse: Ann Coulter is "baptized" Mormon.

                        Next: Mormons take over America.
                        Yours In Christ,
                        Mrs. Aaron White
                        Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ
                        Ephesians 6:5

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                          • lukasekman
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 614
                            #1672
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by canyoukeepup View Post
                            Worse: Ann Coulter is "baptized" Mormon.

                            Next: Mormons take over America.
                            Worse: Scientologists take over America

                            Next: Persecution against Christians wearing t-shirts with Godly messages like "Down Syndrome is a lifestyle choice" and "Stop being poor".

                            sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
                            Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
                            ★ Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
                            ★ Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
                            ★ Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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                              • 123ABCmatt
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Dec 2013
                                • 8
                                #1673
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                I hope you get raped by a horde of rhinoceros

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                                  • Didymus Much
                                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                    • Jun 2010
                                    • 14076
                                    #1674
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by 123ABCmatt View Post
                                    I hope you get raped by a horde of rhinoceros
                                    Maybe after you get done calling everyone here stupid and ignorant, you can figure out how to pluralize "rhinoceros".

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                                      • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                                        True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Nov 2013
                                        • 1284
                                        #1675
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by 123ABCmatt View Post
                                        I hope you get raped by a horde of rhinoceros
                                        Infinitely worse: You'll be raped forever by Satan.

                                        Why are you trying to derail our thread? Do you know nothing of proper forum etiquette?

                                        Skip on over to the Introductions subforum and post a proper introduction.
                                        sigpic

                                        I Kings 7:23

                                        And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                                        New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                                        Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                                        Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                                        Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                                          • arthur frayn
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            • Dec 2013
                                            • 87
                                            #1676
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                                            Next: God-mocking scientists find a way to let men get pregnant.

                                            If men got pregnant, birth control would be a sacrement.
                                            Apò toû hēlíou metástēthi

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                                              • 123ABCmatt
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                • Dec 2013
                                                • 8
                                                #1677
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                                Maybe after you get done calling everyone here stupid and ignorant, you can figure out how to pluralize "rhinoceros".
                                                yet I didn't call anyone "stupid or ignorant". I just said that I wished that your buttholes get sexually violated by many a rhinoceros.

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                                                  • Basilissa
                                                    South of the Border outreach program
                                                    True Christian™
                                                     
                                                    • Mar 2013
                                                    • 12894
                                                    #1678
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by 123ABCmatt View Post
                                                    yet I didn't call anyone "stupid or ignorant". I just said that I wished that your buttholes get sexually violated by many a rhinoceros.
                                                    That sounds different from what you really said:

                                                    Originally posted by 123ABCmatt View Post
                                                    I hope you get raped by a horde of rhinoceros
                                                    ...and I'm guessing you still don't know how to make a plural out of "rhinoceros?"
                                                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                                                    * * *

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                                                    True Christians are Perfect!
                                                    True Christian™ Love.
                                                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                                                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                                     Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
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                                                      • WWJDnow
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Aug 2009
                                                        • 6290
                                                        #1679
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by 123ABCmatt View Post
                                                        I hope you get raped by a horde of rhinoceros
                                                        Rhinos don't come in hordes, they come in herds. And they aren't coming in us.
                                                        The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                                                          • IreneS
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Dec 2013
                                                            • 197
                                                            #1680
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
                                                            Worse: Scientologists take over America

                                                            Next: Persecution against Christians wearing t-shirts with Godly messages like "Down Syndrome is a lifestyle choice" and "Stop being poor".
                                                            Worse: Our wealth and our children are stolen from us and replaced with Down Syndrome babies.


                                                            Next: Obama bans the NRA

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