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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #586
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

    The person under me radiates with the love of Christ
    True, especially on Friday nights when I'm witnessing to the girls down at the strip clubs in DesMoines.


    The person under me has pumped their own gas.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449
        #587
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        True. Not enough messicans over here.

        The person under me believes in global warming.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3330
            #588
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Maybe. If by warming you mean the tire dump behind my shop I can't seem to extinguish. 16 years and still warm enough to remain snow free in February. My hunting buddy at the EPA says it's no big deal so long as he is still allowed to set up salt licks near my creek.

            The person below me is a "cat person".
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197
                #589
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                False.

                The person under me is a "dog person".

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                  • Once was lost
                    ...but now is found.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 490
                    #590
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    The person under me is a dog person
                    True,
                    I have several but only because i live next door to a Catholic Church. It helps keep them from my property.

                    The person under me only attended Church once last Sunday.
                    Last edited by Once was lost; 08-06-2009, 06:43 PM. Reason: quote tag

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197
                        #591
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        True.

                        The person under me is a Jehovah's Witness

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                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 8622
                            #592
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            True.

                            The person under me is a Jehovah's Witness
                            Absolutely false! However I have successfully converted some Witnesses who came to my door before!

                            The person under me has either intentionally or unintentionally killed a non-believer.

                            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556
                                #593
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

                                The person under me has either intentionally or unintentionally killed a non-believer.
                                True and true. I remember this one time Brother BJ and I were

                                I am Pastor Flint's Attorney, and I have instructed him to protect his constitutional rights and take the fifth amendment on this question. Thank you.


                                The person under me has practiced True Christian(tm) Law with only one client for the past 40 years.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Meek and Humble
                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                    Jr. Pastor
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 6197
                                    #594
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    False. I'm a farmer...

                                    The person under me has fought in a war.

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                                      • Larry Lee
                                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                        True Christian™ Theologian
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 4464
                                        #595
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                        False. I'm a farmer...

                                        The person under me has fought in a war.
                                        The Culture War! Where I single-handedly contained a goon squad of blogging LIEbruls who were trying to breach Rev. James Dobson's personal integrity (as if they could! I did my best).

                                        Next: Bloggers are the downfall of this country
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                                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                          • Nurse Clampett
                                            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Jan 2009
                                            • 974
                                            #596
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                            The Culture War! Where I single-handedly contained a goon squad of blogging LIEbruls who were trying to breach Rev. James Dobson's personal integrity (as if they could! I did my best).

                                            Next: Bloggers are the downfall of this country
                                            UnChristian non-Republican Bloggers surely are!
                                            The person under me has worked Border Security
                                            Luke 5:31
                                            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                              • Wayne Foster
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                • Aug 2009
                                                • 30
                                                #597
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                the person below has no problems with homosexuallity

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                                                  • Jenni111
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                     
                                                    • Aug 2009
                                                    • 323
                                                    #598
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    false


                                                    The person below me likes apple pie

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                                                      • Nurse Clampett
                                                        Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Jan 2009
                                                        • 974
                                                        #599
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                                                        false


                                                        The person below me likes apple pie
                                                        Of course I like all American apple pie.
                                                        The person below me couldn't make a proper cherry pie before she was married.
                                                        Luke 5:31
                                                        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                                          • Jenni111
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                             
                                                            • Aug 2009
                                                            • 323
                                                            #600
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                                                            Of course I like all American apple pie.
                                                            The person below me couldn't make a proper cherry pie before she was married.
                                                            Mmm...I'm not married yet so I can't answer

                                                            The person below me has MSN

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