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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #331
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

    The person under me has seen anime.
    All too true. In my missionary work in the Ornamental countries, I have been exposed to all manner of perversion.

    The person under me has dated outside his race.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197
        #332
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        I'm engaged to a Russian, does that count?

        The person under me was born in Kenya.

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          • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
            Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
            Forum Member
            • May 2009
            • 666
            #333
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            All too true. In my missionary work in the Ornamental countries, I have been exposed to all manner of perversion.

            The person under me has dated outside his race.
            I don't know if it would technically qualify as "dating", but in 1978, I was in a Cleveland K-Mart and there was this dark skinned mix woman, she was like Mexican or Chinese or something. I went up to her while she was looking at panties and said something along the lines of
            "Is there a mirror in those panties",
            "No. Why?"
            "Cuz I see my face in them..."

            9 times out of 10 I would've got slapped but she laughed. She then told me. "Men's bathroom. 5 minutes"

            So, is that a date then??? I'm not sure.

            The person below me has an embarrassing tattoo.
            sigpic
            SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

            Hosea 9:7
            The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567
                #334
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                The person below me has an embarrassing tattoo.
                False, God forbids tattoos!

                Remind me to slap you (in that harlot's place) next time I see you!

                The person under me has walked on a path of rose petals.
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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323
                    #335
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Yes, I have. People toss rose petals wherever I go. Sometimes they don't wash them carefully and there is a rock mixed in.

                    The person under me has made a pact with SATAN.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • MidwestCatLady
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 164
                        #336
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        No way! I am repenting my life as a sinner and working towards becoming a True Christian woman. As an SJS survivor, I can assure any unsaved the pain of burning flesh and burning inside and out IS the torment of Hell. I may have to suffer this here on earth but I am bound and determined to not suffer this in death.

                        The person below me owns four dogs.
                        sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
                        21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #337
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by MidwestAgnostic View Post

                            The person below me owns four dogs.
                            True, I guess. I'm not sure how many dogs I own, but I do own four negroes.


                            The person below me has been slandered on Youtube.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197
                                #338
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                True.

                                The person under me is reading a good novel right now.

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                                  • SUV
                                    True Christian™ Princess
                                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                                    Have at it, anytime!
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 11027
                                    #339
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                    The person under me is reading a good novel right now.
                                    True. I'm reading a novel about Mary, Queen of Scots. Set back in the Good Old Days, when Religion was important to commoners!

                                    The person under me once skipped Church due to a major illness/amputation

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                                      • Meek and Humble
                                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                        Biblical Black Belt
                                        Jr. Pastor
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Dec 2008
                                        • 6197
                                        #340
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        False.

                                        The person under me has been to the mall lately.

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                                          • SUV
                                            True Christian™ Princess
                                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                                            Have at it, anytime!
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 11027
                                            #341
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                            The person under me has been to the mall lately.
                                            True! I am texting this from the Mall parking lot at this very moment while looking for a parking space!

                                            Next: The Man in the midget-car has so much Money he doesn't need Auto Insurance and has a very Forgiving nature

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                                              • Meek and Humble
                                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                Biblical Black Belt
                                                Jr. Pastor
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 6197
                                                #342
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                The man in the car IS a midget, and thus clearly evil and godless and ready to sue you for all you're worth.

                                                Next: Judas Iscariot

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                                                  • Shinigami
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 116
                                                    #343
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                    The man in the car IS a midget, and thus clearly evil and godless and ready to sue you for all you're worth.

                                                    Next: Judas Iscariot
                                                    Heathen Basher kicking Judas in the balls and making a awesome 1,000 posts at the same time! Congrats HB!

                                                    Next: Jews in China
                                                    I have no sig to put here. Just haven't thought about it yet and don't have an idea what to do. Got suggestions? PM me and let me know.

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                                                      • Meek and Humble
                                                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                        Biblical Black Belt
                                                        Jr. Pastor
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Dec 2008
                                                        • 6197
                                                        #344
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Jews nearby.

                                                        Next: Chinese people nearby.

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                                                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 9323
                                                            #345
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            True.

                                                            Next: The heartbreak of frogs.
                                                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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