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  • PENSIVE MOLE
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2009
    • 3
    #361
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Let's all spread love on this gorgeous day! Praise Jesus! It is great to be alive!..........

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027
        #362
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by PENSIVE MOLE View Post
        Let's all spread love on this gorgeous day! Praise Jesus! It is great to be alive!..........
        Lissen up, homer! Obviously we are all here because of the love of Jesus, but you're in this thread to play the game!

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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567
            #363
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
            False. I know the future Mrs Johnnyboy(White Christian Virgin) will make the biscuits and gravy and i'll barbeque the spare ribs. It's only natural.

            The person below me is a True Christian
            Getting back to the game . . .

            True!

            Unlike jmarie56, I follow God's Commands. All of them, not just the handful that suit my tastes at the moment.

            The person below me is a dimwitted twit who can't understand this game.
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              • MidwestCatLady
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2009
                • 164
                #364
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                false!

                The person below me likes to sing in the shower.
                sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
                21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197
                    #365
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    False.

                    The person under me likes dogs.

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                      • lord warrior
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 406
                        #366
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        TRUE, love the puppies.

                        The person under me is a homer or lez.

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                          • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                            Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2009
                            • 666
                            #367
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
                            TRUE, love the puppies.

                            The person under me is a homer or lez.
                            False. While I did indulge myself non-stop in anonymous gay sex from 1969-1974, I've not done any homo activity since 1974 and am straight as an arrow to this day!

                            The person below me might have met me at a truck stop circa 1972.
                            sigpic
                            SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                            Hosea 9:7
                            The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                              • SUV
                                True Christian™ Princess
                                The Driving Force behind RA12
                                Have at it, anytime!
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 11027
                                #368
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                                The person below me might have met me at a truck stop circa 1972.
                                True! And do you recall all the Righteous Preaching I did to you at the time?

                                Next: The person under me thinks he knows why the caged bird sings

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                                  • Meek and Humble
                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                    Jr. Pastor
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 6197
                                    #369
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    True, God makes them.

                                    Next: the person under me doesn't believe in God.

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                                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 5131
                                        #370
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        True! I sure as death and taxes do not believe in god.

                                        The person under me has donated to PETA.
                                        sigpic
                                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                          • Meek and Humble
                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                            Jr. Pastor
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 6197
                                            #371
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            I have donated time and money to shutting down PETA...

                                            The person under me knows PETA kills more animals than it saves

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78556
                                                #372
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                                                The person under me has donated to PETA.
                                                True. But you don't want to know what I donated to them.

                                                The person under me believes that America should stop sending foreign aid to all non-Christian countries.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                                                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                                                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 5131
                                                    #373
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    True! PETA are fanatic lunatics who need to take a long walk off a short asteroid.

                                                    The person under me believes that America should stop sending foreign aid to all non-Christian countries.

                                                    False: Those countries need the aid.

                                                    The person under me has worn a fur coat.
                                                    sigpic
                                                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                                      • Tertius The Scribe
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • May 2009
                                                        • 452
                                                        #374
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        False! I'm no Russian homer.

                                                        The person below me knows the meaning of the word "eleemosynary".

                                                        Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                                                        All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                                                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                                                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 5131
                                                            #375
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            True, I do now! Had to look it up though.

                                                            The person under me has had a hangover at least once in the past 3 weeks.
                                                            sigpic
                                                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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