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  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322

    #646
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    I'm not sure what that is. They spay and neuter cats or something?

    The person below me is on security tape picking their nose in Church.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #647
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      True (but that was supposed to be a secret! )

      The person under me doesn't fire on all cylinders.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #648
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        False.

        The person under me has been invited to cock fight in the backroom of a bar, only to discover it was NOT what he had been expecting at all.
        True. We fried the losing chickens though

        The person below me never furrowed a field.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #649
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          True. We fried the losing chickens though

          The person below me never furrowed a field.
          FALSE: As I have pointed out repeatedly I was married.

          The person under me has the largest collection of Bible cozies in Freehold.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #650
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            False. That would be Sister Agatha Hamstead.

            The person below me has a sizable collection of gun cozies.
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            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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            • Jenni111
              Unsaved trash
               
              • Aug 2009
              • 323

              #651
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              False. That would be Sister Agatha Hamstead.

              The person below me has a sizable collection of gun cozies.

              Guns yes, but I don't know what cozies are.



              The person below me believes this:

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              • Mary O'Bryan Thorne
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2009
                • 152

                #652
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                False, but I do judge a man by the size of his hands and feet.



                The person below me has at least 1 close homerosexual friend.
                Recognition, sorrow, confession, forgiveness, restitution, forsaking the sin.
                The Lord forgives me of my sin.

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                • Jenni111
                  Unsaved trash
                   
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 323

                  #653
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Mary O'Bryan Thorne View Post
                  False, but I do judge a man by the size of his hands and feet.



                  The person below me has at least 1 close homerosexual friend.

                  No


                  The person below me buys things from Walmart

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                  • Loquacious Jefferson
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 43

                    #654
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                    No


                    The person below me buys things from Walmart
                    True.

                    Da person under me be drunk.
                    No matter what, you gotta strut!

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                    • Jenni111
                      Unsaved trash
                       
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 323

                      #655
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Loquacious Jefferson View Post
                      True.

                      Da person under me be drunk.

                      Nope


                      The person under me drinks red/white wine

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                      • JennyD
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Sweet Placid Sister
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567

                        #656
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                        Then the sea opened up and a great squid descended upon us, it was more than 10 miles in length. It scooped up hippies and took them to Heaven....
                        Are you sure that wasn't Cthulhu?



                        Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                        Nope


                        The person under me drinks red/white wine
                        I believe that's called "blush", dear. And no, I drink either red wine OR white wine. (Never mix, never worry!)

                        Which I will have depends on the evening's menu. Will I be filling up on some USDA Prime Beef, or chowing on a delightful seafood platter?

                        The person below me has realized that this game is a lot more fun if you explain beyond "true/false" in your answer, and is about to provide a demonstration of how interesting he/she is!
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                        • Eugene Hackwith
                          Farmer for Christ™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 736

                          #657
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by JennyD View Post

                          The person below me has realized that this game is a lot more fun if you explain beyond "true/false" in your answer, and is about to provide a demonstration of how interesting he/she is!
                          True, I love going beyond "Yes/No" and "True/False". Oftentimes, it allows me to tell a story of how the power of Christ has helped me throughout my life. Let me tell you, the Lord has gotten me out of many jams. One time, I was shoeing a horse when it kicked me in the gut, and I fell and smacked my head on the concrete floor. I began vomiting blood almost immediately as I lay there, groaning in agony. I managed to drag myself to the farmhouse and was in so much pain that I almost called 911, but the Lord came through once again. I could see these Halos of white light hovering over everything that I looked at. I took this as a sign that God was watching over me, and that it wasn't a concussion after all!

                          I decided to forgo a trip to the doctor, and although I almost died from internal bleeding, I feel that the Lord granted blessings upon me that day by having that horse kick me. The event only strengthened my faith in Him.


                          The person under me wonders what Elmer's Glue is made out of.
                          A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                          Psalm 139:19-20
                          Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                          For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                          • JennyD
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Sweet Placid Sister
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567

                            #658
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
                            The person under me wonders what Elmer's Glue is made out of.
                            False! When I was a girl and living at the orphanage, Mrs. Johnson would read wholesome storybooks to us after Bible Study time and before Christian History time. One was "My Friend Flicka". So, I learned at the tender age of 8 exactly where Elmer's Glue comes from.

                            Let me tell you, it kept us girls from trying to eat glue!

                            The person under me has visited the Creation Museum.
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                            • Meek and Humble
                              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                              Biblical Black Belt
                              Jr. Pastor
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 6197

                              #659
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              True.

                              The person under me is too lazy to write a long response.

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                              • Jenni111
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 323

                                #660
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                True.

                                The person under me is too lazy to write a long response.

                                True, but only because I have yet to answer a T/F question that I can actually say something about

                                The person below me eats and sleeps with their bible

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