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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930
    #1501
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by UnitedIreland1916 View Post
    The person under me believes all this shite on this board
    False, implying the Word of our Lord is somehow, that word you posted.

    The person under me needs to lay off the whiskey and Lucky Charms.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • UnitedIreland1916
        Unsaved trash
        • Dec 2009
        • 13
        #1502
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        False, implying the Word of our Lord is somehow, that word you posted.

        The person under me needs to lay off the whiskey and Lucky Charms.
        False: Both are American products, I don't drink and can't get lucky charms in Ireland

        Person under me refutes his ancestry
        Psalm 139:20For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
        21Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
        22I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555
            #1503
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by UnitedIreland1916 View Post
            Person under me refutes his ancestry
            False. My ancestry is True Christian(tm).


            The person under me thinks that an Irish mick is capable of telling the truth.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Noah Dint
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2009
                • 695
                #1504
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                False. My ancestry is True Christian™.


                The person under me thinks that an Irish mick is capable of telling the truth.

                False - Never met a mick yet that did...

                The person under me will one day slide down streets of gold in their socks!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555
                    #1505
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Noah Dint View Post
                    The person under me will one day slide down streets of gold in their socks!
                    False. I'll go barefoot like Jesus does. (That's why I never wear shoes on Sundays when I'm up on stage delivering my Sermon.)


                    The person under me worries about robots taking over someday, because they have no soul so they don't care about Jesus or hell or anything!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622
                        #1506
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        The person under me worries about robots taking over someday, because they have no soul so they don't care about Jesus or hell or anything!
                        True. These atheistic scientists will stop at nothing to replace good old fashioned Christianity with a bunch of sterile electronic clones that listen to European trance music.

                        The person under me has proudly wreaked havoc upon a local abortion clinic aka "legalized genocide murder center".

                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                          • Serveu
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 1
                            #1507
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                            True. These atheistic scientists will stop at nothing to replace good old fashioned Christianity with a bunch of sterile electronic clones that listen to European trance music.

                            The person under me has proudly wreaked havoc upon a local abortion clinic aka "legalized genocide murder center".
                            True. The person under me believes the only way to cure a queer is to beat it out of him

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555
                                #1508
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Serveu View Post
                                The person under me believes the only way to cure a queer is to beat it out of him
                                False. Jesus is the only real cure for being a sodomite.



                                The person under me is a Godmocking troll.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Meek and Humble
                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                    Jr. Pastor
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 6197
                                    #1509
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    False. Jesus is the only real cure for being a sodomite.



                                    The person under me is a Godmocking troll.
                                    False. I'm not British.

                                    The person under me believes Separation of Church and States should mean the government can't get involved with our religion, but that our religion can control the government.

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                                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 8622
                                        #1510
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                        False. I'm not British.

                                        The person under me believes Separation of Church and States should mean the government can't get involved with our religion, but that our religion can control the government.
                                        True. That is exactly what the Founding Fathers intended (just ignore the atheist nay-sayers).

                                        The person under me has been given the rare pleasure of witnessing a live execution on a condemned criminal.

                                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                          • Levi Jones
                                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                             
                                            • Jul 2009
                                            • 13930
                                            #1511
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                            True. That is exactly what the Founding Fathers intended (just ignore the atheist nay-sayers).

                                            The person under me has been given the rare pleasure of witnessing a live execution on a condemned criminal.
                                            False. False. False. False. (Loose lips sink ships.)

                                            The person under me has Jesus on his side on betting the Cowboys on Sunday +3.
                                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                              • Lynne the lezbo
                                                • Jan 2010
                                                • 58
                                                #1512
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                False.

                                                I am an atheist

                                                The person below me is a religious fanatic that stands on the path of psychosis.

                                                (T/F)

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                                                  • Jed_Cassidy
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • May 2009
                                                    • 289
                                                    #1513
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    False. I am a Servant of the Lord on the path of becoming a True Christian ™ and being Saved™ in Heaven.

                                                    The person below me thinks the person above me is a homersexical,monkey-worshiping, Peace Corps loving atheist.
                                                    Matthew 7:15
                                                    Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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                                                      • Lynne the lezbo
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 58
                                                        #1514
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        No, I'm just a regular atheist

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                                                          • Lynne the lezbo
                                                            • Jan 2010
                                                            • 58
                                                            #1515
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            The person below me loves jesus with his/her life.

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