[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I don't read newspapers anymore, I just watch Fox News on the television. Why would you need anything else?

The person under me wonders why prisons waste time and money with lethal injections and electric chairs, when rocks are free.

True all though seeing sinners being punished by thousands of watts of electricity, it pulsing through their body, and them writhing and screaming in pain, is still sufficient.

The person under me is waiting for the rapture patiently.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True all though seeing sinners being punished by thousands of watts of electricity, it pulsing through their body, and them writhing and screaming in pain, is still sufficient.

The person under me is waiting for the rapture patiently.

False. It can't happen soon enough.

The person under has read the book of moron.

[Levi Jones]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. It can't happen soon enough.

The person under has read the book of mormon.

Somewhat true. I read the cover of it. That's all I needed.

The person below me is praying for Roy Ashburn.

[GodIsAlmighty]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Somewhat true. I read the cover of it. That's all I needed.

The person below me is praying for Roy Ashburn.

True. If it weren't for him, California would be celebrating Harvey Milk Day right now, and children would get the idea that being gay is ok.

The person under me got a warning or an arrest for preaching the KJV 1611 to people.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me got a warning or an arrest for preaching the KJV 1611 to people.

True as true can be. You have no idea how many times I have been hauled off to the hoosegow simply for sharing God's Holy Word. They even named a cell after me in the Des Moines City Jail.


The person under me likes shooting birds and squirrels from his bedroom window.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me likes shooting birds and squirrels from his bedroom window.

True, it's a great way to start the day.

The person below me is an idiot but keeps denying that.

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False! I'm a True Christian™, how could I be an idiot?

The person below me forbids his wife from showering with a retractable shower head.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False! I'm a True Christian™, how could I be an idiot?

The person below me forbids his wife from showering with a retractable shower head.

False, I am not yet married. Rest assured I would if I had a wife!



The person below me reads from the KJV 1611 Bible every night.

[GodIsAlmighty]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me reads from the KJV 1611 Bible every night.

Very true! I read it before I go to sleep, when I wake up, and then at regular 30 minute intervals throughout the day (working towards 10-minute intervals). Sometimes I've even been said to sleep-read. In fact, two nights ago I woke up to find I was downtown with the KJV 1611 in my hand. By-standards told me I had sleepwalked there and was sleep-preaching!

The person below me thinks that having your own personal moral code rather than the one Jesus taught us is a worse crime than rape!

[KennethCole]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me thinks that having your own personal moral code rather than the one Jesus taught us is a worse crime than rape!

True!! Jesus knows what's best for me.
The person below me thinks that the McDonalds clown is a pedophile who gives hamburgers to children so he can gain access to their asshole.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

TRUE!

The boys cry and whine that "all their friends eat at McDonalds". I've even heard that they served McDonalds at the local elementary school (my boys are home schooled).

Disgusting how the perverts are always trying to weasel their way in.



The person below me owns a good hunting dog.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

TRUE!

The boys cry and whine that "all their friends eat at McDonalds". I've even heard that they served McDonalds at the local elementary school (my boys are home schooled).

Disgusting how the perverts are always trying to weasel their way in.



The person below me owns a good hunting dog.

TRUE. Since the advent of Ronald McDonald, and Pedobear our children have not been safe.

FALSE. I keep all my hunting dogs.

The person below me needs to vote for C. Reconstruction in the upcoming election.

[GodIsAlmighty]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me needs to vote for C. Reconstruction in the upcoming election.

True! Not like the LIEbrals have a chance at winning the election at Freehold, however.

The person below me thinks that our brothers and sisters at the Westboro Baptist Church aren't quite strict enough on their policy on homers.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me thinks that our brothers and sisters at the Westboro Baptist Church aren't quite strict enough on their policy on homers.

True! They seem to be too much talk and too little stoning.
The person under me owns an evil hybrid car.

[Petal]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! They seem to be too much talk and too little stoning.
The person under me owns an evil hybrid car.

false, i not gots a hippie car!

the person unner me be real sleepys, they be so sleepys they nearly asleeps on thier feets like liddle sleepy gofers who kinda stacks themselfs togethers to be comfy