[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me is signing up for a satanectomy this week while they're on special at the Landover Baptist Hospital for the Possessed.

FALSE: I am not possessed, satan does not exist and I would NEVER go near a quasi medical establishment run by such fruit cakes as the Landlubber Bapwist Hospital for the Possessed clearly is.

The person below me thinks the X-1 is just as daft an idea as the C5 was in the 80's

[Scarlet Wynter]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE: I am not possessed, satan does not exist and I would NEVER go near a quasi medical establishment run by such fruit cakes as the Landlubber Bapwist Hospital for the Possessed clearly is.

The person below me thinks the X-1 is just as daft an idea as the C5 was in the 80's

True. I can't see myself in either one.

The person below me is secretly muslim and is afraid to tell their family.

[proteastantguy]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. I can't see myself in either one.

The person below me is secretly muslim and is afraid to tell their family.

False.

The person under me suspects that mudslimes are trying to take over the world.

[waywardJim]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True,

Like almost all religions Muslims want to prove to themselves that their religion is not ridiculous by convincing others that it is not ridiculous.

The person below me has a life so entrenched in religious lunacy that they dare not confess their inability to convince themselves that a God exists.

[Annie1]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I know God exists.

The person below me is writing from their menstra hut using a wireless connection

[Scarlet Wynter]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I know God exists.

The person below me is writing from their menstra hut using a wireless connection

False. I don't have a "menstra hut".

The person below me is laughing for no apparent reason.

[SheepOfGod]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

^ No; I don't smoke drugs.

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The Person below me has took part in an anti-gay protest.

[Mikhail Susanin]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The Person below me has took part in an anti-gay protest.

False! Why protest when you can burn them?

The person below eats his wife's hot, juicy pie every night!

[Scarlet Wynter]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False! Why protest when you can burn them?

The person below eats his wife's hot, juicy pie every night!

False. I don't have a wife.

The person below me is secretly a buddhist.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me is secretly a buddhist.

False: While The Flying Spaghetti Monster did speak though Buddha, I am not a Buddhist.

The person below me has already added the Court of King James to their Facebook

[Scarlet Wynter]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False: While The Flying Spaghetti Monster did speak though Buddha, I am not a Buddhist.

The person below me has already added the Court of King James to their Facebook

False. I rarely go on my Facebook anymore.

The person below me secretly wishes they were muslim.

[SheepOfGod]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

NOOO! My God is not a bald headed obese man.


The person below me follows every single letter of the KJV Bible like a true Christian.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

NOOO! My God is not a bald headed obese man.


The person below me follows every single letter of the KJV Bible like a true Christian.

True!

The person below me spends at least an hour a day on their knees in their prayer closet, and has the callouses to prove it.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True!

The person below me spends at least an hour a day on their knees in their prayer closet, and has the callouses to prove it.

True! I am no stranger to being on my knees and can back that up with my callouses.

The person below me always prays suspiciously in a "coincidentally" location-of-Mecca-derived direction.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me thinks the X-1 is just as daft an idea as the C5 was in the 80's

I find it pretty bizarre that it is powered by the rider's attempts to sell it.

The unique-shaped X-1 receives much of its motive power from being peddled by the rider.

If successful, does the rider get a commission, at least?

True! I am no stranger to being on my knees and can back that up with my callouses.

The person below me always prays suspiciously in a "coincidentally" location-of-Mecca-derived direction.

FALSE! My prayer closet was built by the previous Pastor, and it has a little window facing east because he liked to greet the sunrise and be reminded of God's promise daily.



I'll thank you to stay out of my prayer closet, young lady!

The person below me has no idea how Sister Lycia found her way to my home in Indiana to investigate the orientation of my prayer closet, and thinks the DOF needs to ask her a few questions.