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  • proteastantguy
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Aug 2010
    • 488
    #2206
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View Post
    False. I spent it with friends.

    The person below me is listening to the new Good Charlotte cd "Cardiology" on the internet.
    False.

    The person below me believes politicians have become lazy and too soft.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996
        #2207
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
        False.

        The person below me believes politicians have become lazy and too soft.
        True! Almost none of them will openly campaign on a God's Law platform. That's why I support Huckabee for President in 2012, instead of that two-faced crowd pleaser, Palin.

        The person under me would like to nominate (fill in the blank) for President.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #2208
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            The person under me would like to nominate (fill in the blank) for President.
            True, however Christian modesty restrains me.


            The person under me is looking forward to the annual Pastors Thanksgiving Golf Tournament this weekend at Pebble Beach.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930
                #2209
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                The person under me is looking forward to the annual Pastors Thanksgiving Golf Tournament this weekend at Pebble Beach.
                False, I have to preach Sunday 8 a.m., 10 a.m., 6 p.m. and Monday night since some Pastors are going golfing this weekend. I guess there's always next year, but that's what someone told me last year.

                The person under me is looking forward to my sermon on Numbers 31 on Sunday morning.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996
                    #2210
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    False, I have to preach Sunday 8 a.m., 10 a.m., 6 p.m. and Monday night since some Pastors are going golfing this weekend. I guess there's always next year, but that's what someone told me last year.

                    The person under me is looking forward to my sermon on Numbers 31 on Sunday morning.
                    Brother, I won't be able to hear it Sunday morning as I will be giving my own post-Thanksgiving sermon here in Indiana, "Did you remember to thanks Jesus at Thanksgiving?"

                    But it's certainly true that I'm looking forward to it. I AM eager to hear the podcast. When will it be available? Numbers 31 is one of my favorite chapters. Whenever some liberal whines that "God hates genocide", I hold that up as my first example!

                    The person below me thinks that God hates genocide.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • waywardJim
                        Unsaved trash, tree-hugging atheist hippie scum
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 124
                        #2211
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Brother, I won't be able to hear it Sunday morning as I will be giving my own post-Thanksgiving sermon here in Indiana, "Did you remember to thanks Jesus at Thanksgiving?"

                        But it's certainly true that I'm looking forward to it. I AM eager to hear the podcast. When will it be available? Numbers 31 is one of my favorite chapters. Whenever some liberal whines that "God hates genocide", I hold that up as my first example!

                        The person below me thinks that God hates genocide.
                        False, I know that the Christian God is fond of genocide.

                        I remember reading about the earth opening and swallowing up God's people, at God's command. And of course there is the great flood. God is the original terrorist!

                        The person below me cannot list 5 "Christian" denominations whose members will burn in hell if they do not become a true Christian, in alphabetical order, while dancing an Irish jig.
                        Fat people please stop eating so much. I'm getting tired of looking at you.

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                          • Annie1
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 132
                            #2212
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Uhm well I can't dance the Irish jig but

                            Church of England
                            Lutheran
                            Orthodox
                            Roman Catholic
                            United Methodist

                            Are all going to hell because they are not True Christian.

                            The person below me knows they are going to heaven
                            Girls for God

                            Ephesians 5:22

                            Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996
                                #2213
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Annie1 View Post
                                Uhm well I can't dance the Irish jig but

                                Church of England
                                Lutheran
                                Orthodox
                                Roman Catholic
                                United Methodist

                                Are all going to hell because they are not True Christian.

                                The person below me knows they are going to heaven
                                True, my Sister! As sure as there is a God in Heaven, I will be spending eternity praising Him!

                                The person below me is addicted to something, and will tell us what it is.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                  • Tortoiseshel
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    Under Investigation
                                    • Nov 2010
                                    • 3
                                    #2214
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    False, I'm totally addiction-free!

                                    The person below me enjoys many types of music, like me!
                                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                                      • DeadMan89
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        • Nov 2010
                                        • 107
                                        #2215
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Tortoiseshel View Post
                                        False, I'm totally addiction-free!

                                        The person below me enjoys many types of music, like me!
                                        TRUE!

                                        The person below me is eating bacon right now.

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                                          • PetitionLady
                                            Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Nov 2010
                                            • 883
                                            #2216
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by DeadMan89 View Post
                                            TRUE!

                                            The person below me is eating bacon right now.
                                            False, I don't eat after dinner.

                                            The person below me is reading Psalm 2:4.
                                            But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                                            him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                                            ~Matt. 10:33
                                            ~~~~~~~
                                            Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                                              • BelieverInGod
                                                Fourm Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Feb 2010
                                                • 9269
                                                #2217
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                                                False, I don't eat after dinner.

                                                The person below me is reading Psalm 2:4.
                                                False, I've got my nose stuck in Proverbs right now.

                                                The person below me gets a tingly feeling from reading Song of Solomon.
                                                Drama queen

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                                                  • Hubert Hope
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    Perverted Gay Porn Poster
                                                    Degenerate pervert who tried to kiss our butts to become a TC and failed miserably.
                                                    • Nov 2010
                                                    • 172
                                                    #2218
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                                    False, I've got my nose stuck in Proverbs right now.

                                                    The person below me gets a tingly feeling from reading Song of Solomon.
                                                    True!


                                                    I can't stop thinking of what me and little baby Jesus would do in heaven everytime I read that...

                                                    The person below me would eat the defiled bread for Jesus!

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                                                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • May 2008
                                                        • 13996
                                                        #2219
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Hubert Hope View Post


                                                        True!


                                                        I can't stop thinking of what me and little baby Jesus would do in heaven everytime I read that...
                                                        Would you care to describe in detail what you are thinking?

                                                        Your comment is suggesting some rather disturbing images.

                                                        The person below me would eat the defiled bread for Jesus!
                                                        I would do anything for Jesus; to which defiled bread are you referring?

                                                        The person below me is relaxing after delivering a rousing sermon on the Homosexual Agenda.
                                                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                          • Lycia The Repentant
                                                            Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                                                            Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2010
                                                            • 2019
                                                            #2220
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                            The person below me is relaxing after delivering a rousing sermon on the Homosexual Agenda.
                                                            False! I'm relaxing after listening to one while I stayed completely silent.

                                                            "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law." 1 Corinthians 14:34

                                                            The Curse of Ham applies to the person below me.
                                                            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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