[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by you guys mocking Garry's Mod, Minecraft, Team Fortress 2, and other great games.

Well, I am offended by all the whiny brats who come here to defend their precious games and then blather about their misguided ideas on God, Christianity and the Bible.

We go out of our way to show them the needed verses so that they can come to grips with the most important truth that they will ever confront and they don't even bother to read what we have written much less give any of it a moment's pause.

They seem to think that we are a bunch of amatures.


Professionally Yours,

Handmaiden

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

And "Fergie"

What young Christian woman would ever want to look like that?

What is that, a prostitute?

A cheap one?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

What is that…?

[Noah Sole]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I have found a picture of Fergie....
she sure seems to have worked up a sweat on stage, no wonder you were offended...



YIC

[Roberta]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I have found a picture of Fergie....
she sure seems to have worked up a sweat on stage, no wonder you were offended...



YIC

Here is another with more clothing on.

[Noah Sole]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Please Sister
A warning is appropriate before posting such an offensive picture.

YIC

[Catherine Moore]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by people who use text formatting to make words look like hyperlinks. Like the person in this post (that is a real link, I promise).

I was clicking on that for five minutes.

I am, incidentally, also still offended by will.i.am

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by people who use text formatting to make words look like hyperlinks. Like the person in this post (that is a real link, I promise).

I was clicking on that for five minutes.

I am, incidentally, also still offended by will.i.am

will.he.iz definitely invokes demon imagery when I think of him, but what about that chinee guy? What exactly does he do? Why does he look like the youth section at walmart vomited clothing on him? Does his defective chinee eyes really hurt so bad that he always has to wear blue blockers? Why draw attention to your tiny chinee pee pee with such tight pants? I know your a dirty chinee but why are you hanging around a Hamite and a whore?

I just have a complete non-understanding of why that creature exists. The only thing I can come up with is that the dirty french inbred several generations of mongoloids to serve as president, and he was one of the rejects, expelled to the dungeons of AM dance radio.

Chinee Guy from that devil group, get a new job and I shall order food from you.
Servant Herbert.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

will.he.iz definitely invokes demon imagery when I think of him, but what about that chinee guy? What exactly does he do? Why does he look like the youth section at walmart vomited clothing on him? Does his defective chinee eyes really hurt so bad that he always has to wear blue blockers? Why draw attention to your tiny chinee pee pee with such tight pants? I know your a dirty chinee but why are you hanging around a Hamite and a whore?

I just have a complete non-understanding of why that creature exists. The only thing I can come up with is that the dirty french inbred several generations of mongoloids to serve as president, and he was one of the rejects, expelled to the dungeons of AM dance radio.

Chinee Guy from that devil group, get a new job and I shall order food from you.
Servant Herbert.

I'm offended by whatever THAT was supposed to be.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: What are you offended by right now?





Damn catholics!

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by whatever THAT was supposed to be.

Admittedly, that came out a tad more incoherent than usual, but take a look at this guy.



I just looked him up and his name is "taboo" ... I feel another spat of incoherence coming on just looking at him, I'll use temperance.

Servant Herbert.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Admittedly, that came out a tad more incoherent than usual, but take a look at this guy.



I just looked him up and his name is "taboo" ... I feel another spat of incoherence coming on just looking at him, I'll use temperance.

Servant Herbert.

Yes, I'm offended by those "Matrix" movies, too!

The whole point of them is to encourage people to think that consensus reality is artificial. Then they question whether God is real. They decide He isn't, and spend their lives "helping others" and "being fulfilled".

Then they die and find out He's real as He throws them into His Lake of Fire at Judgment.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Maggie McCan is in the news again. Her demon-eyes make me shiver. I think its time the parents admit that they killed that little demon.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am deeply offended by all this nigra music on TV. It isn't wholesome, it's perverted!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Elaine Pagels and her attempt to present Paul of Tarsus as a gnostic and not a Nicean creed orthodox Christian offends me.

Hat tip tip to Ross Douthat for bringing this up in his book Bad Religion.