[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Oh, a three-fer, a conundrum, a puzzle I've got! What upsets me most? I really know not!

http://deadspin.com/donald-trump-drives-golf-cart-on-the-green-like-a-true-1796329359

Is it the guy driving a golf cart on the green? Is the guy shooting the video of the guy driving the golf cart on the green in PORTRAIT mode? Is it the Donald, because the Donald?

Yeah, it's the Donald. Close, but still the Donald. Reigning champ-E-on! Here, have some McDonalds.

[Mister Brasil]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Oh, a three-fer, a conundrum, a puzzle I've got! What upsets me most? I really know not!

Yes, I think you've identified the atheist conundrum. What pedantic bull doohickey has got your panties tied in knots today, Munch? Is it the abuse of the environment? Aesthetic decisions that don't meet your elite ivory-tower standards? Or the fact that we finally have a classy President who is steamrolling the opposition and trouncing Obama's approval rating?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Yeah, it's the Donald. Close, but still the Donald. Reigning champ-E-on! Here, have some McDonalds.

The President is not on E's. Please stop trying to be funny.

[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

As a True Christian(tm) I am offended by this article's claim that there is some other "true Christianity" that doesn't put America and her military at the top of God's Hierarchy of Blessings.

The Tragedy of Patriotic Worship.




Please, only the firmest and most mature True Christians(tm) should visit this site. It is a sweet temptation of cotton-candy Christianity to child-like readers.

[Adam Fag]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

The person's comeback is weak and stupid that it triggers me. For example "I called him an alcohol addict" which its true then he called me a "fat ugly person" which I'm actually a handsome tall thin and energetic fit person.

Well, If you encounter that person who calls you things that are bad but are not true will totally trigger you with annoyance.

Yes, but what does it mean?

[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Advertisers that think it's a good idea to insult your intelligence:




If you could find it elsewhere, then it wouldn't be exclusive, now would it?


Pity is, Cogeco isn't a bad company (especially compared to most ISPs), just saddled with overpaid idiots in some departments.

[Callisto]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended that the Wonder Woman movie isn't out on BluRay yet!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended that the Wonder Woman movie isn't out on BluRay yet!

Lesbean, eh?

Can't you just stop all of that nonsense and have children with a man?

YIC

[Titus Templeton]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm honestly offended by this new kind of soft pornography that is all over youtube:

It is called asmr and it's about slutty teenagers whispering into a microphone.

[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Don't try to tell me that Satan isn't behind this.




Dogs and cats living in sin. A clear sign of the End Times.

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by the non-stop its-been-three-days-now coverage of hurricane Irma.

I get it - it's Sunday evening, which means that THERE ARE NO OTHER NEWS WHATSOEVER - because all Godly people are resting and what ungodly people are doing is not worthy of news coverage. (I'm sure even the Mexico earthquake rescuers took a day off, it's Sunday!)

On the other hand, I don't live in Florida, I'm not going to Florida, and I don't care about Florida, so for goodness sake, they could stop the hurricane coverage and report something about cheese in Wisconsin or fishing in Upper Peninsula or a lost kitten somewhere, anywhere. PLEASE!

Hurricanes are soooo boring, they move so slowly it's killing me, it's the most boring movie ever. Even when they involve white straight men standing on a balcony.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by the Red Cross thinking we should send money to help those who are affected by homer-induced weather patterns. One of my friends texted a $10 donation for some disaster or another and now he is bombarded with pity parties from the Red Cross every now and then. Some kitten runs up a tree: PLEASE! Help the Red Cross provide a safe way down for this kitten! Send $10 NOW!"


Or, it rained today in Seattle (shocker!)! Won't you help provide umbrellas for the homeless? Send $10 NOW!! First of all the only cross I care about is the OLD RUGGED CROSS, stained red by the Precious Blood of Our Savior(R). I know for a fact that the Red Cross organization promotes things like CPR, which encourages perfect strangers to touch one another on the bosom and on the mouth, even if it is a person of the same gender. Isn't it likely, Dear Friends, that by encouraging such behavior, the Red Cross is causing the Lord to pour out His Wrath? I am going to pray about it. Won't you pray with me?


In the meantime, I hope Freehold enacts Godly ordinances against supporting the Red Cross when Pastor Zeke still doesn't have his airplane and has to endure the jeers of nigra evangelists who whisk away in jet-airliner comfort daily to spread the Good News of Christ's Salvation(R).

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

In the meantime, I hope Freehold enacts Godly ordinances against supporting the Red Cross when Pastor Zeke still doesn't have his airplane and has to endure the jeers of nigra evangelists who whisk away in jet-airliner comfort daily to spread the Good News of Christ's Salvation®.

Well said, Brother Larry. The floods in Texas and Florida are but passing weather patterns. They will shortly be forgotten.

Winning souls for Jesus changes lives forever. That is why we need to focus like lasers on Pastor Zeke's new Airbus. That aircraft will put the entire world within the reach of Pastor Zeke and his message.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

God, this site and the people on it is so offesive.

[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

"God, this site and the people on it is so offesive.

. . . And so is the Bible and everything that it teaches."




That is what you meant to say, right?


Because every thread and post provided by the True Christians(tm) on this site are intended to illuminate the Truth(tm) of and His Holy Word.