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  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14076

    #1126
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Oh, a three-fer, a conundrum, a puzzle I've got! What upsets me most? I really know not!



    Is it the guy driving a golf cart on the green? Is the guy shooting the video of the guy driving the golf cart on the green in PORTRAIT mode? Is it the Donald, because the Donald?

    Yeah, it's the Donald. Close, but still the Donald. Reigning champ-E-on! Here, have some McDonalds.

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    • Mister Brasil
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 518

      #1127
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      Oh, a three-fer, a conundrum, a puzzle I've got! What upsets me most? I really know not!
      Yes, I think you've identified the atheist conundrum. What pedantic bull doohickey has got your panties tied in knots today, Munch? Is it the abuse of the environment? Aesthetic decisions that don't meet your elite ivory-tower standards? Or the fact that we finally have a classy President who is steamrolling the opposition and trouncing Obama's approval rating?
      Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14174

        #1128
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        Yeah, it's the Donald. Close, but still the Donald. Reigning champ-E-on! Here, have some McDonalds.
        The President is not on E's. Please stop trying to be funny.

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        • handmaiden
          Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 11240

          #1129
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          As a True Christian(tm) I am offended by this article's claim that there is some other "true Christianity" that doesn't put America and her military at the top of God's Hierarchy of Blessings.

          The Tragedy of Patriotic Worship.




          Please, only the firmest and most mature True Christians(tm) should visit this site. It is a sweet temptation of cotton-candy Christianity to child-like readers.
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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          • Adam Fag
            Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
            • Jan 2012
            • 610

            #1130
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Originally posted by AsksDumbQuestions View Post
            The person's comeback is weak and stupid that it triggers me. For example "I called him an alcohol addict" which its true then he called me a "fat ugly person" which I'm actually a handsome tall thin and energetic fit person.

            Well, If you encounter that person who calls you things that are bad but are not true will totally trigger you with annoyance.
            Yes, but what does it mean?
            Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14076

              #1131
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              Advertisers that think it's a good idea to insult your intelligence:




              If you could find it elsewhere, then it wouldn't be exclusive, now would it?


              Pity is, Cogeco isn't a bad company (especially compared to most ISPs), just saddled with overpaid idiots in some departments.

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              • Callisto
                WARNING: Canuckistani feminazi! Approach with caution!
                • Oct 2008
                • 174

                #1132
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                I'm offended that the Wonder Woman movie isn't out on BluRay yet!

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                • Dr Laurence Niles
                  Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                   
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 9063

                  #1133
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Originally posted by Callisto View Post
                  I'm offended that the Wonder Woman movie isn't out on BluRay yet!
                  Lesbean, eh?

                  Can't you just stop all of that nonsense and have children with a man?

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Titus Templeton
                    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                    Jesus macht frei
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 5912

                    #1134
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    I'm honestly offended by this new kind of soft pornography that is all over youtube:




                    It is called asmr and it's about slutty teenagers whispering into a microphone.

                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                    -Holocaust Jokes
                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                    • handmaiden
                      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 11240

                      #1135
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Don't try to tell me that Satan isn't behind this.




                      Dogs and cats living in sin. A clear sign of the End Times.
                      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                      Guns For God and the Economy

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                      • Basilissa
                        South of the Border outreach program
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 12917

                        #1136
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        I'm offended by the non-stop its-been-three-days-now coverage of hurricane Irma.

                        I get it - it's Sunday evening, which means that THERE ARE NO OTHER NEWS WHATSOEVER - because all Godly people are resting and what ungodly people are doing is not worthy of news coverage. (I'm sure even the Mexico earthquake rescuers took a day off, it's Sunday!)

                        On the other hand, I don't live in Florida, I'm not going to Florida, and I don't care about Florida, so for goodness sake, they could stop the hurricane coverage and report something about cheese in Wisconsin or fishing in Upper Peninsula or a lost kitten somewhere, anywhere. PLEASE!

                        Hurricanes are soooo boring, they move so slowly it's killing me, it's the most boring movie ever. Even when they involve white straight men standing on a balcony.
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • BrotherLarry
                          Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2014
                          • 2248

                          #1137
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          I am offended by the Red Cross thinking we should send money to help those who are affected by homer-induced weather patterns. One of my friends texted a $10 donation for some disaster or another and now he is bombarded with pity parties from the Red Cross every now and then. Some kitten runs up a tree: PLEASE! Help the Red Cross provide a safe way down for this kitten! Send $10 NOW!"


                          Or, it rained today in Seattle (shocker!)! Won't you help provide umbrellas for the homeless? Send $10 NOW!! First of all the only cross I care about is the OLD RUGGED CROSS, stained red by the Precious Blood of Our Savior(R). I know for a fact that the Red Cross organization promotes things like CPR, which encourages perfect strangers to touch one another on the bosom and on the mouth, even if it is a person of the same gender. Isn't it likely, Dear Friends, that by encouraging such behavior, the Red Cross is causing the Lord to pour out His Wrath? I am going to pray about it. Won't you pray with me?


                          In the meantime, I hope Freehold enacts Godly ordinances against supporting the Red Cross when Pastor Zeke still doesn't have his airplane and has to endure the jeers of nigra evangelists who whisk away in jet-airliner comfort daily to spread the Good News of Christ's Salvation(R).
                          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                          Amen and Amen

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                          • Johny Joe Hold
                            Mayor of Freehold
                             
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 12372

                            #1138
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post

                            In the meantime, I hope Freehold enacts Godly ordinances against supporting the Red Cross when Pastor Zeke still doesn't have his airplane and has to endure the jeers of nigra evangelists who whisk away in jet-airliner comfort daily to spread the Good News of Christ's Salvation®.
                            Well said, Brother Larry. The floods in Texas and Florida are but passing weather patterns. They will shortly be forgotten.

                            Winning souls for Jesus changes lives forever. That is why we need to focus like lasers on Pastor Zeke's new Airbus. That aircraft will put the entire world within the reach of Pastor Zeke and his message.
                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                            • GaleWhoring the Boring
                              Unsaved trash, probably hopeless sinner
                              • Sep 2017
                              • 256

                              #1139
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              God, this site and the people on it is so offesive.

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                              • handmaiden
                                Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 11240

                                #1140
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by GaleHoaring View Post
                                "God, this site and the people on it is so offesive.
                                . . . And so is the Bible and everything that it teaches."




                                That is what you meant to say, right?


                                Because every thread and post provided by the True Christians(tm) on this site are intended to illuminate the Truth(tm) of and His Holy Word.
                                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                                Guns For God and the Economy

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