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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #7396
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
    cathlic
    Madonna/Whore (synonyms, I couldn't pick just one)
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Titus Templeton
        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
        Jesus macht frei
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2010
        • 5912
        #7397
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Madonna/Whore (synonyms, I couldn't pick just one)
        Real talents mocked by atheists
        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
        -Holocaust Jokes
        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409
            #7398
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
            Real talents mocked by atheists
            Jesus Christ
            sigpic
            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14194
                #7399
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                Real talents mocked by atheists
                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                Jesus Christ
                Kris Kringle

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29445
                    #7400
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                    Kris Kringle
                    Krispy Kreme
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708
                        #7401
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Krispy Kreme

                        Hard working Police man
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                        Tweet me Here
                        My GODLY Bio Here

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #7402
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                            Hard working Police man
                            My favorite comedy on Youtube
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • JustGotSaved
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 519
                                #7403
                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                My favorite comedy on Youtube
                                Kirk Cameron is inspiring: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h2LtAG3Mkw&feature=youtube_gdata_player
                                Posted via Mobile Device
                                Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                    Forum Member
                                    • May 2008
                                    • 13996
                                    #7404
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                                    Kirk Cameron
                                    <-- atheist's nightmare
                                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #7405
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                        atheist's nightmare
                                        The Holy Bible!
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Mary Etheldreda
                                            Gushing for Jesus
                                             
                                            • Sep 2011
                                            • 23775
                                            #7406
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            The Holy Bible!
                                            The Truth, the Whole Truth, and nothing but the Truth.
                                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 15708
                                                #7407
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                The Truth, the Whole Truth, and nothing but the Truth.

                                                I'm a natural blonde. Like JESUS!
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                                                Tweet me Here
                                                My GODLY Bio Here

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                                                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • May 2008
                                                    • 13996
                                                    #7408
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                                    I'm a natural blonde. Like JESUS!


                                                    My word is "cleanliness", since Daisy Mae's home is so pristine.
                                                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                      • ditzygurl83
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                         
                                                        • Jan 2012
                                                        • 160
                                                        #7409
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        check up

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                                                          • Titus Templeton
                                                            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                                            Jesus macht frei
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Aug 2010
                                                            • 5912
                                                            #7410
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by ditzygurl83 View Post
                                                            check up
                                                            barbaric buddhists
                                                            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                                            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                                            -Holocaust Jokes
                                                            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                                            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                                            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                                            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                                            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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