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  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409
    #5941
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The Whore of Babylon
    Paris Hilton
    sigpic
    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Titus Templeton
        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
        Jesus macht frei
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2010
        • 5912
        #5942
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        Paris Hilton
        pornstar
        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
        -Holocaust Jokes
        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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          • Lycia The Repentant
            Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
            Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 2019
            #5943
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
            pornstar
            Sex "worker"
            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

            An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
            Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
            My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
            Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
            An Open Question to All false christians.

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              • Brother Harold Porter
                Landover Senior Outreach
                Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 8236
                #5944
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                Sex "worker"
                Genital warts
                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                  • Lycia The Repentant
                    Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                    Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 2019
                    #5945
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                    Genital warts
                    Itchy and painful.

                    (or so I hear).
                    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                    An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                    Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                    My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                    Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                    An Open Question to All false christians.

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                      • Brother Enoch
                        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 4392
                        #5946
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                        Itchy and painful.
                        Hemorrhoids

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10049
                            #5947
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                            Hemorrhoids
                            "Temple bumps," so named in Buddhist countries, due to the high frequency of sodomy among Buddhist monks.

                            True story.
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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29446
                                #5948
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                "Temple bumps," so named in Buddhist countries, due to the high frequency of sodomy among Buddhist monks.

                                True story.
                                Jerry Fawell, gay sex

                                False Story
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                  • Brother Enoch
                                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2008
                                    • 4392
                                    #5949
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post

                                    False Story
                                    Evolution

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #5950
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                        Evolution
                                        Racism
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Faith_Machine
                                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Mar 2011
                                            • 10049
                                            #5951
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            Racism
                                            One of the many things which the trolls bring to our site.
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                                              • Titus Templeton
                                                Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                                Jesus macht frei
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Aug 2010
                                                • 5912
                                                #5952
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                One of the many things which the trolls bring to our site.
                                                stupidity
                                                -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                                -Holocaust Jokes
                                                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                                  • Brother Enoch
                                                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jun 2008
                                                    • 4392
                                                    #5953
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                                    stupidity
                                                    Mormons

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                                                      • Faith_Machine
                                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Mar 2011
                                                        • 10049
                                                        #5954
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                                        Mormons
                                                        Forgetting to close my bathrobe before opening my front door at 9:00AM on a Saturday morning.

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                                                          • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Jan 2007
                                                            • 1439
                                                            #5955
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                            Forgetting to close my bathrobe before opening my front door at 9:00AM on a Saturday morning.
                                                            Intruding Jehovas' witlessness
                                                            "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                                                            (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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