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Foreign Oil DependenceOriginally posted by Isaac Fisher View PostPosted via Pasta
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how can you mock my religion, which follows the sensible and righteous path of Jesus Christ when you worship spaghetti?Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostComment
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Originally posted by jennybrown View Post
I have gone over this time and time again
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ProvHerbs 3:15 If thy sauce falleth in thy lap, sing praise that His Noodleyness has spareth’ed thy new shag pile.Posted via Pasta
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Third Council of theOriginally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
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Garden of EdenOriginally posted by Alphonse Alban View PostOlive Garden
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Originally posted by jennybrown View Post
Genesis 3:8 And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden. 9And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?
Hide and SeekGenesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Conservative politicians.Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View PostPosted via Pasta
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