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  • Evangelion01
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Nov 2011
    • 13

    #4981
    Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

    Last night, I broke into my parent's house, slipped into his room, and started beating him with a baseball bat soaked in holy water. My parent's are currently trying to sue me for aggravated assault, and have me placed in a mental ward. My brother, on the other hand, is currently in the hospital in a coma. I'm certain the Lord will bathe him in the light, and, afterwards, wake him up and tell my parents that I was right to do so. But until then, I'm under house arrest.

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #4982
      Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

      Originally posted by Evangelion01 View Post
      Last night, I broke into my parent's house, slipped into his room, and started beating him with a baseball bat soaked in holy water. My parent's are currently trying to sue me for aggravated assault, and have me placed in a mental ward. My brother, on the other hand, is currently in the hospital in a coma. I'm certain the Lord will bathe him in the light, and, afterwards, wake him up and tell my parents that I was right to do so. But until then, I'm under house arrest.
      Holy water?



      You crazy catlicks!

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • Evangelion01
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Nov 2011
        • 13

        #4983
        Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

        I was thinking of purifying him by fire, but that seemed a little harsh, so I went for Holy Water blessed by the hand of my local pastor.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78553

          #4984
          Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

          Originally posted by Evangelion01 View Post
          I was thinking of purifying him by fire, but that seemed a little harsh, so I went for Holy Water blessed by the hand of my local pastor.
          Hey papist troll: unless you can show me where "holy water" is mentioned in the Bible, I'm going to ban you. This is a Christian forum!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Evangelion01
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Nov 2011
            • 13

            #4985
            Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

            I guess it was just a wet bat then. Shoulda gone with fire...

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78553

              #4986
              Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

              Originally posted by Evangelion01 View Post
              I guess it was just a wet bat then. Shoulda gone with fire...
              Bye.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Moonie
                Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                • Jan 2012
                • 4

                #4987
                Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                I'll have you all know that this is completely absurd. Many of the people that you claim to be goth are truly kind people and many of them are my friends. I was raised that you are to never judge a person on the way they look on the outside, that it's whats on the inside that counts. So I may never see any of you, but I can tell you are all a bunch of ugly people.

                I was raised Christian, but I have since left the church, I did not like people judging me for the way that I appeared. I have blue and pink hair, several tattoos, and I am now Wiccan. I have met many more kind loving heretics than I have kind loving Christians.

                I was under the belief that Christians were supposed to love all and pray for those that did not believe in your God. Apparently, that was silly of me.

                I'm proud the person that I am. I'm a great daughter, sister, and friend. I have friends from many religions and they all get along. So I don't understand why you hate everyone.
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                • Alphonse Alban
                  Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                   
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 5724

                  #4988
                  Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                  Originally posted by Moonie View Post
                  I have friends from many religions and they all get along. So I don't understand why you hate everyone.
                  We do not hate everyone, we just say things as they are. Jesus will throw all the people, who does not follow Him, in the pits of hell.

                  John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78553

                    #4989
                    Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                    Originally posted by Moonie View Post
                    I'll have you all know that this is completely absurd. Many of the people that you claim to be goth are truly kind people and many of them are my friends. I was raised that you are to never judge a person on the way they look on the outside, that it's whats on the inside that counts. So I may never see any of you, but I can tell you are all a bunch of ugly people.

                    I was raised Christian, but I have since left the church, I did not like people judging me for the way that I appeared. I have blue and pink hair, several tattoos, and I am now Wiccan. I have met many more kind loving heretics than I have kind loving Christians.

                    I was under the belief that Christians were supposed to love all and pray for those that did not believe in your God. Apparently, that was silly of me.

                    I'm proud the person that I am. I'm a great daughter, sister, and friend. I have friends from many religions and they all get along. So I don't understand why you hate everyone.
                    If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

                    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14231

                      #4990
                      Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                      Originally posted by Moonie View Post
                      I was raised that you are to never judge a person on the way they look on the outside,
                      yes, you probably were but that's not what The Bible says

                      that it's whats on the inside that counts. ..blah.. I am now Wiccan..
                      so there you are, being a "witch" is about what's on the INSIDE = demons

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                      • Moonie
                        Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 4

                        #4991
                        Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                        I do not claim to be a witch. I do not have demons to do my bidding. And I am not evil. I do not believe in hell. But if that is what you believe than so be it because that is where you will be heading.

                        Doesn't the Bible teach about forgiveness? Doesn't the Bible teach about loving thy neighbor? I have read the Bible many times. Its all about what you recieve from it. Not twisting the words to fit the judgement that you want to place on people simply because you are too ignorant to learn about people.
                        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78553

                          #4992
                          Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                          You aren't my neighbor, pervert.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Moonie
                            Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 4

                            #4993
                            Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                            And just how am I a pervert?
                            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78553

                              #4994
                              Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                              Originally posted by Moonie View Post

                              I was raised Christian, but I have since left the church, I did not like people judging me for the way that I appeared. I have blue and pink hair, several tattoos, and I am now Wiccan. I have met many more kind loving heretics than I have kind loving Christians.
                              Originally posted by Moonie View Post
                              And just how am I a pervert?
                              Look up.

                              Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                              And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Redeemed Papist
                                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 10409

                                #4995
                                Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                                Originally posted by Moonie View Post
                                I was raised that you are to never judge a person on the way they look on the outside, that it's whats on the inside that counts.
                                If that's so true then why are Goths so determined to look like satanic loonies on the outside?
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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