[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

hey mary so you d be happy to be punched right in the face by a man?

Not by any man, oh no. But if my husband were to find fault in something I did or failed to do, I would be happy to submit to his authority. Besides, I much prefer a Godly spanking.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Not by any man, oh no. But if my husband were to find fault in something I did or failed to do, I would be happy to submit to his authority. Besides, I much prefer a Godly spanking.

Um, this section is for MEN ONLY. Do we hijack your threads about crochet, knitting or general foolishness? No.

Kindly respect our domain.

In Christ.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Um, this section is for MEN ONLY. Do we hijack your threads about crochet, knitting or general foolishness? No.

Kindly respect our domain.

In Christ.

You rebuke and mock me publicly rightfully so, sir. My most humble apologies. I didn't see where I was, foolish me. I'll just take my pies to the ladies forum.

[amboppp]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

all you people are crazy...i swear i feel like yous are all brainwashed or something. i believe in god, but you guys take everything to the extreme. get a LIFE. and yous are all racist as fuck!! shame on yous.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Young lady, if you see an instance of racism here, please notify a pastor AT ONCE! Racists are NOT welcome.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Jack O'fagan]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

all you people are crazy...i swear i feel like yous are all brainwashed or something. i believe in god, but you guys take everything to the extreme. get a LIFE. and yous are all racist as piffle!! shame on yous.

God gave us His rules in the King James Bible 1611 and we follow His rules. How can you follow rules to an extreme? Can you stop at a red light to an extreme? Can you drive on the correct side of the road to an extreme? No you either are doing it correctly or you are not.

To use this metaphor further.

Atheists are driving drunk down the wrong side of the road with their bare arse stuck out of the window and they don't care who gets hurt on the way. They deny the existence of the police and rip up 'the highway code'. One day they will be caught and punished.

Most Christians just don't know the rules. They just blindly follow the car in front without questioning where it is going. They go through red lights when it's convenient and say 'oh, you are taking that rule out of context' or 'that rule was meant for someone else'. They too will be caught and punished.

A True Christian knows and follows the rules even though they may be inconvenient. When we are stopped at the red light we have to suffer the blaring of horns as lukewarm Christians and atheists arses speed by.

The difference is that we will NOT be punished for our actions, we will be rewarded.

YIC

Jack

[TheCritic]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You do realize that by posting this you have just admitted to a violent act?
This is illegal in the USA.

I hope that your wife realizes that you are a foolish man and leaves you.

Regards,

TheCritic

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You do realize that by posting this you have just admitted to a violent act?
This is illegal in the USA.

I hope that your wife realizes that you are a foolish man and leaves you.

Regards,

TheCritic

Instead of coming to our peaceful loving forum and impersonating an officer of the law, how about heading over to the Introduction forum and introducing yourself?

Once you get there, the instructions are at the top of the page. Let's see how you do!



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You do realize that by posting this you have just admitted to a violent act?
This is illegal in the USA.

Since when is spreading His word illegal in the US of A???

The goal of the Landover Baptist Church forum is to draw people to Jesus Christ because Scripture confirms that salvation comes only through Him.

Luke 6:22 tells us that because we preach the True doctrine of Jesus, men shall hate us and call us evil. We didn’t write the Holy Bible, we only follow it.

YiC, DUH

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You do realize that by posting this you have just admitted to a violent act?
This is illegal in the USA.

I hope that your wife realizes that you are a foolish man and leaves you.

Regards,

TheCritic

Don't you think friend instead of breaking families apart we should be putting them back together?

[GodIsMySavior]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I got around to Halloween and how we would not be observing it anymore and that pumpkin pies were not to be made anymore. I told her it had to stop.

Well, did you actually give her the reason why it had to stop? She would actually try to understand, you know.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Well, did you actually give her the reason why it had to stop? She would actually try to understand, you know.

Giving women reasons causes them to try and think. That in turn makes them sassy because they like to question everything if you let them and then you end up having to hit them twice.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Giving women reasons causes them to try and think. That in turn makes them sassy because they like to question everything if you let them and then you end up having to hit them twice.

Reposted for truth. This is a point that too few young men keep in mind when training a new wife.

[GAPasto]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I'm an atheist. Debate me, you cock sucking Christfag bitches.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I'm an atheist. Debate me, you cock sucking Christfag bitches.

1) When you grow up, you'll learn that debates do not involve ad hominems (look it up).

2) Why so homophobic?

Please, do not bother swearing in your reply. You're not shocking anyone.