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  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #1

    Sex robot display model molested so much by atheists it breaks before anyone can actually use it

    This makes God so angry:


    A sex doll was so heavily molested by eager men it broke before anyone could actually use it. Or use it privately, anyway.

    We're not entirely sure what happened to 'Samantha'. But its owner complained that the £3,000 robot was left "heavily soiled" after being exhibited at a tech fair.

    Developer Sergi Santos, from Barcelona, Spain, says visitors to the Arts Electronica Festival in Linz treated the 'intelligent' sex doll "like barbarians", and added that two fingers were broken in the melee.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...-much-11251239
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  • Brother Gonzalez
    Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
    True Christian™
     
    • Sep 2016
    • 2087

    #2
    Re: Sex robot display model molested so much by atheists it breaks before anyone can actually use it

    And now we are going to have to listen to Feminazis blabbering about an object being treated like an object.

    Unbelievable.
    1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Sex robot display model molested so much by atheists it breaks before anyone can actually use it

      How did someone break two of his own fingers?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22878

        #4
        Re: Sex robot display model molested so much by atheists it breaks before anyone can actually use it

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        How did someone break two of his own fingers?
        I have no idea. I also note that the newspaper makes no mention of anyone having their genitals ripped from their body or if the the supplier commented "There are a few bugs to be ironed out."
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • YetAnotherUser
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Sep 2017
          • 4

          #5
          Re: Sex robot display model molested so much by atheists it breaks before anyone can actually use it

          Never in my life did I think I'd ever see this...

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          • Jim C. Lombardo
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Aug 2014
            • 565

            #6
            Re: Sex robot display model molested so much by atheists it breaks before anyone can actually use it

            Why would they waste technology making a sex doll? They could have made a modestly dressed Christian doll that spouts Biblical verses rather than giving oral favors to Japanese. Scientists are an odd lot.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: Sex robot display model molested so much by atheists it breaks before anyone can actually use it

              I am a tad confused, does this device make robotic Christian Soldiers(tm)? I assume since it is a machine, all progeny would be male. If you need spare parts, does Tractor Supply(c) carry them? Do they cackle like a regular female or can you remove the voice box (around these parts, that is frowned on)?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • GreatScott
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • May 2018
                • 14

                #8
                Re: Sex robot display model molested so much by atheists it breaks before anyone can actually use it

                If you'll excuse me, I need to go dump some bleach in my eyes now to cleanse that from my sight.

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12950

                  #9
                  Re: Sex robot display model molested so much by atheists it breaks before anyone can actually use it

                  Originally posted by GreatScott View Post
                  If you'll excuse me, I need to go dump some bleach in my eyes now to cleanse that from my sight.
                  Assuming you still have your sight after you put a toxic substance on your eyes, dear, please don't forget to create an introduction thread in the aptly named Introduction Forum, so that we can get to know you better.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

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                  True Christian™ Love.
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                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • Diesel Stanford
                    Unsaved trash aka The Flood of Disinformation
                     
                    • Apr 2018
                    • 267

                    #10
                    Re: Sex robot display model molested so much by atheists it breaks before anyone can actually use it

                    This is just sickening.

                    Romans 1:18-32: For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them. For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,and changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: and likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
                    Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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                    • Titus Templeton
                      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                      Jesus macht frei
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 5912

                      #11
                      Re: Sex robot display model molested so much by atheists it breaks before anyone can actually use it

                      I did a lot of research the last several weeks concerning the topic of sex dolls and sex robots. And the horrible truth is that there is a high chance that once sex robots hit the market we will see again like what happened in the 60's.

                      There is not doubt sex robots will be the enemy of Christ and the Cathlics will probably ally with them.
                      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                      -Holocaust Jokes
                      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                      • Diesel Stanford
                        Unsaved trash aka The Flood of Disinformation
                         
                        • Apr 2018
                        • 267

                        #12
                        Re: Sex robot display model molested so much by atheists it breaks before anyone can actually use it

                        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                        I did a lot of research the last several weeks concerning the topic of sex dolls and sex robots. And the horrible truth is that there is a high chance that once sex robots hit the market we will see again like what happened in the 60's.

                        There is not doubt sex robots will be the enemy of Christ and the Cathlics will probably ally with them.
                        Not only Catholics, but also SDA's who think Sunday Worshipping was 666...
                        Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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                        • beautybarice
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Dec 2018
                          • 1

                          #13
                          Re: Sex robot display model molested so much by atheists it breaks before anyone can actually use it

                          The Chairman of Atheist in Kenya, Harrison Mumia, has surprised the ... Mr Mumia has publicly named the infamous sex doll Samantha

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