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  • andrellis
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2010
    • 11
    #31
    Re: what's wrong with you people?

    This whole forum is filled with retards with IQs of around 70. All they care about is baking pies and beating women for overcooking their steaks... don't expect logical answers from anyone who actually believes the sun is 50km away. These people have serious issues, and the rednecks who assault their wives should be in jail.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22882
        #32
        Re: what's wrong with you people?

        Originally posted by panzel View Post
        How about "Guaranteeing salvation since 1620" then?
        What about it?
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          • GOD=life
            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 3263
            #33
            Re: what's wrong with you people?

            Originally posted by andrellis View Post
            This whole forum is filled with retards with IQs of around 70.
            You guys choose to keep coming here. Why not leave this little corner of the internet in peace instead of forcing your own opinions on others.

            So what if you are offended by things you see here? Are you going to turn your life around because we are offended by you? No, of course not. Do you think you will make an intelligent impression by insulting people? Not likely.

            What you find offensive is the knowledge that there are some people who choose to not live decadent lifestyles and still be happier than you. You want everyone to be miserable so that you don't have to try to make your own life better.
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • andrellis
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jan 2010
                • 11
                #34
                Re: what's wrong with you people?

                Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                You guys choose to keep coming here. Why not leave this little corner of the internet in peace instead of forcing your own opinions on others.

                So what if you are offended by things you see here? Are you going to turn your life around because we are offended by you? No, of course not. Do you think you will make an intelligent impression by insulting people? Not likely.

                What you find offensive is the knowledge that there are some people who choose to not live decadent lifestyles and still be happier than you. You want everyone to be miserable so that you don't have to try to make your own life better.
                When did I ever say that I lived a miserable life or was not content? I do not see how I offend, all of the listed points in my previous post were taken directly from previous threads on this forum. I simply wonder how a society can believe in the Bible so literally that a distressed woman is forced to marry their rapist. And it is not that I don't believe in the Bible, I am a Christian- just not a fanatic.

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                  • Gabriel Reproba
                    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 2479
                    #35
                    Re: what's wrong with you people?

                    Originally posted by andrellis View Post
                    I am a Christian- just not a fanatic.
                    Can you please cite scripture that does away with Deut. 22, then? I really find it upsetting that we have to follow it, but I have YET to find anything that does away with it. If you aer a True Christian™ I know you will help me out.

                    that said, I think that you just like to call yourself a Christian for some reason. Perhaps it makes you gfeel warm and fuzzy. perhaps you just like teh inst-community it gives you. Perhaps you don't want to upset your parents. Whatever the reason it is NOT becuase you think that teh Bible is the inerrent word of God. Right?

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                    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                      • GOD=life
                        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 3263
                        #36
                        Re: what's wrong with you people?

                        Originally posted by andrellis View Post
                        When did I ever say that I lived a miserable life
                        It is simple psychological deduction. Are you happy with your life? Do you enjoy going to Christian forums to flame people there?

                        Originally posted by andrellis View Post
                        I simply wonder how a society can believe in the Bible so literally that a distressed woman is forced to marry their rapist.
                        It has been explained ad-nauseam. Also, numerous statistics have been presented that show that not all "rape" is what you imagine in your head. Ever hear of statutory rape where the woman was not forced or violated?

                        You came in here with preconceived notions. The reason you mention the rapist thread is because some other site linked here telling everyone how retarded this community is.

                        Originally posted by andrellis View Post
                        And it is not that I don't believe in the Bible, I am a Christian- just not a fanatic.
                        If you favor your own interpretation over what is written, then you don't believe in the Bible, but in some feel-good fiction.
                        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                        Matthew 7:22                         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • andrellis
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 11
                            #37
                            Re: what's wrong with you people?

                            Your references to the Bible are irrelevant, your Bible is not the same as mine.

                            Your questions are very poor, besides why would you care what I have to say? I am a Canadian: Oh My GOD! Devil's country! and I am a Catholic who goes to a Catholic private school: AHH! Every single priest rapes little boys!!!

                            One question for you... Why do you feel that you must, or are even allowed to Trademark™ your Christianity?

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                              • LittleMissV
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 71
                                #38
                                Re: what's wrong with you people?

                                Originally posted by andrellis View Post
                                Your references to the Bible are irrelevant, your Bible is not the same as mine.

                                Your questions are very poor, besides why would you care what I have to say? I am a Canadian: Oh My GOD! Devil's country! and I am a Catholic who goes to a Catholic private school: AHH! Every single priest rapes little boys!!!

                                One question for you... Why do you feel that you must, or are even allowed to Trademark™ your Christianity?
                                Well then your Bible is wrong and discussing things with you is useless.

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                                  • andrellis
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    • Jan 2010
                                    • 11
                                    #39
                                    Re: what's wrong with you people?

                                    Originally posted by LittleMissV View Post
                                    Well then your Bible is wrong and discussing things with you is useless.
                                    Oh, you were there when the parts were written eh?

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                                      • Mistress Cookie
                                        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jul 2008
                                        • 6790
                                        #40
                                        Re: what's wrong with you people?

                                        Originally posted by andrellis View Post
                                        I am a Catholic who goes to a Catholic private school: AHH! Every single priest rapes little boys!!!
                                        Thand God(tm) one of their own finally had the courage to step forward and admit this.

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                                          • GOD=life
                                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 3263
                                            #41
                                            Re: what's wrong with you people?

                                            Originally posted by andrellis View Post
                                            Oh, you were there when the parts were written eh?
                                            What matters where God was. Right there.
                                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                            Matthew 7:22                                             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                              • Jed_Cassidy
                                                True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • May 2009
                                                • 289
                                                #42
                                                Re: what's wrong with you people?

                                                Originally posted by andrellis View Post
                                                Oh, you were there when the parts were written eh?
                                                I see you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. She'd have to be over 400 years old to have witnessed the writing of the KJV. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, I see.
                                                Matthew 7:15
                                                Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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                                                  • Bobby-Joe
                                                    Landover Security Superviser
                                                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 18405
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: what's wrong with you people?

                                                    Originally posted by andrellis View Post
                                                    Your references to the Bible are irrelevant, your Bible is not the same as mine.
                                                    Friend,

                                                    That makes no sense. How can God have two exclusive messages to His creation? By you very statement you imply The Bible is not the Word of God Almighty Himself but the work of men.

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                                                      • andrellis
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 11
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: what's wrong with you people?

                                                        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                                                        What matters where God was. Right there.
                                                        Yes.

                                                        Originally posted by Jed_Cassidy View Post
                                                        I see you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. She'd have to be over 400 years old to have witnessed the writing of the KJV. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, I see.
                                                        I hope that you were joking when you posted this, but I am thinking that you were not.I was proving a point that no being except God can know God's true word, because much of it is lost in translation. So who is to say that you have the true, real Bible.

                                                        You pretty much failed with this attempt at proving me to be stupid, but you are not looking too bright at the moment.


                                                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                                        Friend,

                                                        That makes no sense. How can God have two exclusive messages to His creation? By you very statement you imply The Bible is not the Word of God Almighty Himself but the work of men.
                                                        I am stating YOUR bible is not the word of God. Not that there is no real word of God. Figure it out please.

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                                                          • Mistress Cookie
                                                            Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jul 2008
                                                            • 6790
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: what's wrong with you people?

                                                            Originally posted by andrellis View Post
                                                            I am stating YOUR bible is not the word of God.
                                                            We read and quote scripture from the 1611 King James Authorized Version here.

                                                            What Bible do you read, and what makes it superior to ours? I am just curious.

                                                            Are you saying that all who have been raised on the KJV have not been studying the Word of God?

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