True Christian TM

[HomoSegsual]

Hey All! Jesus died for us! Amen! I just wanted to take a second before I started here to remind us all of God's greatest sacrifice and symbol of his Love for us: his Beautiful and Perfect son. Alleluia!

So, I'm pretty new to the forums here and I was wondering something: I keep seeing people whose usernames include things like 'True Christian (TM)', which I guess means that the title 'true christian' is trademarked? What's that all about?

Thanks for you time brothers and sisters!

[James Hutchins]

Re: True Christian TM

What does your screen name mean, son? You best be answering questions instead of asking during your vetting process.

[Levi Jones]

Re: True Christian TM

Hello. I'm sorry to read that you have chosen to damn yourself for all eternity for being a sodomite.

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Romans 1:26-27 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1 Kings 15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father.
And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

1 Kings 22:45-46 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?
And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.

2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all. (some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)

1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

True Christian(tm) is used to designate us from false prophets.

I hope that helps.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: True Christian TM

True Christian(tm) is legally trademarked by the Landover Baptist Church to distinguish us from false Christians. 99% of "Christians" in this world are anything but. They love to strut around and self-identify as a Christian, but it doesn't make them so.

We also hold copyrights on Saved(r), The Word of God(c), Salvation(r), God's Favorite Forum(tm), and more.

[HomoSegsual]

Re: True Christian TM

Oh! No, no... my screen name actually refers to how BAD it is to be a sodomite! It is an abomination in they eyes of the One True Christ and completely unnaceptable! I would never think of the hard, muscular body of a man as a sexually attractive object! God hates fags! I assure you that I'm no sodomite!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: True Christian TM

Oh! No, no... my screen name actually refers to how BAD it is to be a sodomite! It is an abomination in they eyes of the One True Christ and completely unnaceptable! I would never think of the hard, muscular body of a man as a sexually attractive object! God hates fags! I assure you that I'm no sodomite!

I am not convinced yet. Can you please post pictures of you and your wife and children to prove this? Hold up a board with todays date mentioning Landover Baptist so we know it is really you.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: True Christian TM

I dreamed a dream and in the dream was your name and a piece of tumbleweed rolling across an endless desert. I think Jesus might be telling me that you are not progressing the cause of Landover.

Usually, we remove people who fail in the same way that God tosses souls into hell in a sort of cool but nonchalant manner.

Get on with praising Jesus.

[John Creeser]

Re: True Christian TM

I would never think of the hard, muscular body of a man as a sexually attractive object!

GODMOCKER!!

We're particularly good at spotting trolling homers here, and the above proves it!! You think that would fly under our radar?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: True Christian TM

Hey All! Jesus died for us! Amen! I just wanted to take a second before I started here to remind us all of God's greatest sacrifice and symbol of his Love for us: his Beautiful and Perfect son. Alleluia!

So, I'm pretty new to the forums here and I was wondering something: I keep seeing people whose usernames include things like 'True Christian ™', which I guess means that the title 'true christian' is trademarked? What's that all about?

Thanks for you time brothers and sisters!

Friend, Jesus died for True Christians™, he didn't die for Unsaved Trash like you. Now, that is not to say that you might someday become a True Christian™ but it will take time, generous tithing, and a willingness to submit yourself completely to the will of God and to follow every word of the entire King James Bible to the letter.

Oh! No, no... my screen name actually refers to how BAD it is to be a sodomite! It is an abomination in they eyes of the One True Christ and completely unnaceptable! I would never think of the hard, muscular body of a man as a sexually attractive object! God hates fags! I assure you that I'm no sodomite!

As an Ex-Gay(c), I am excellent at picking up the subtle clues that a person is afflicted with the Sodomania. You sir are extremely gay; I have not the slightest doubt about this fact. And unless I miss my guess, you are a power bottom twinkboy.

I am seldom wrong in my assumptions, so I do hope that the other members here will heed my warning that this poster is most likely carrying the AIDS. Be sure to wash your hands with anti-viral soap after posting in this thread, just to be on the safe side.

[Vasilis]

Re: True Christian TM

True Christian™ is legally trademarked by the Landover Baptist Church to distinguish us from false Christians. 99% of "Christians" in this world are anything but. They love to strut around and self-identify as a Christian, but it doesn't make them so.

We also hold copyrights on Saved®, The Word of God©, Salvation®, God's Favorite Forum™, and more.

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[Brentin]

Re: True Christian TM

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Good day Vasilis,

And what exactly is you trying to say

I read multiple post by you. But fail to see your objective. Its starting to seem like you have a Rebellious spirit about you

Proverbs 17:11

An evil man seeketh only rebellion: therefore a cruel messenger shall be sent against him.


Kindly
Brentin

[Vasilis]

Re: True Christian TM

I just posted a ***suspicious link probably containing pederasty from Grease removed*** that was removed for the reason "Going yappity yap yap yappity", which i completely don't understand. Maybe the person who reported was possessed, so it makes sense not to make sense! hahaha

The link that sais that the TM of the Landover Baptist Church is expired based on the United Stated Patent and Trademark Office. I know it doesnt come from KJV but still...


Nobody on earth can call himself a True Christian because all of us are sin!
Only Him has no sins, and so only Him CAN and WILL judge us all!

[Vasilis]

Re: True Christian TM

Actually the link is from the United Sadomasochism Anarchists government.


but i guess you don't like the fact that I found it....


by the way, which term of condition I violated, so i have been accused for infraction?

I just posted a ***suspicious link probably containing pederasty from Grease removed*** that was removed for the reason "Going yappity yap yap yappity", which i completely don't understand. Maybe the person who reported was possessed, so it makes sense not to make sense! hahaha

The link that sais that the TM of the Landover Baptist Church is expired based on the United Stated Patent and Trademark Office. I know it doesnt come from KJV but still...


Nobody on earth can call himself a True Christian because all of us are sin!
Only Him has no sins, and so only Him CAN and WILL judge us all!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: True Christian TM

Nobody on earth can call himself a True Christian because all of us are sin!
Only Him has no sins, and so only Him CAN and WILL judge us all!

Silly doubter. John the Apostle himself explained that whoever abides in Christ cannot sin. If you sin, then clearly you do not abide in Christ. I do abide in Christ, therefore, I do not sin. See how that works?

Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
1st John 3:6-9

[Basilissa]

Re: True Christian TM

Nobody on earth can call himself a True Christian because all of us are sin!

This is not what the Holy Bible says, dear:

Psalm 119:1 ALEPH. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
Psalm 119:2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
Psalm 119:3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.

1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

Acts 22:16 And now why tarriest thou? arise, and be baptized, and wash away thy sins, calling on the name of the Lord.

Romans 6:6 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
Romans 6:7 For he that is dead is freed from sin.
Romans 6:8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:

2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

Colossians 2:13 And you, being dead in your sins and the uncircumcision of your flesh, hath he quickened together with him, having forgiven you all trespasses;
Colossians 2:14 Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross;

Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,

Only Him has no sins, and so only Him CAN and WILL judge us all!

That's not what the Holy Bible seas, either:

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1st Corinthians 6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
1st Corinthians 6:5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
1st Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.

2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
2nd Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
2nd Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
2nd Timothy 4:5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.