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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Lutherans are false Christians. I'm sorry to say you aren't Saved by a long shot. Take a look at THIS.
    Didn't say I was a Lutherian today What were you before you were babptized? Are you still that person today?

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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Greening View Post
      Didn't say I was a Lutherian today
      No, you said you were "babtized" as a Lutheran. Today you are a degenerate living with a whore.


      Originally posted by Greening View Post
      What were you before you were babptized? Are you still that person today?
      My church bio can be seen HERE.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        My church bio can be seen HERE.
        Its about time to end this thing...

        This bio is very admirable No wonder that you are still single, but there is hope in the world for you just as there is hope for me. Try to use those times in Amsterdam to see the world as it is, see that it is not black and white.

        You may insult me as you want I don't care but believe you me , in the end of the day I may not have learned the scripture at 5 years of age by heart but I still go to sleep with peace in my heart and mind. Not fearing that God may smithe me or my girlfriend because I believe that God is good, not the tyrant that you seem to portray here.

        Knowing the scripture by heart is one thing but to know the true meaning of it is another thing.

        I always thought that Babptism was founded on tolerance and religious freedom. You may have proven me wrong, but still I believe that everyone has the right of his own opinion, wrong or wright.

        Take this to your heart before you ban me: I have given up on learning why this hatred is towards the world from your Church. I have realized that I cannot cure stupid!

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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
          Why won't Obummer just invade and occupy Iceland to keep them from obstructing airline travel? I'll tell you why--- because he's too busy advancing the Homersexural Agenda™ to do the manly thing and invade!!!

          Lord! I can't wait until January 20, 2013, when Sarah takes the oath and begins to rehabilitate this nation!!!
          US army was in Iceland with a NATO base until September 2006 then Bush Jr. decided that USA didn't need that base any more and left. I thought he was your man?

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by Greening View Post
            Knowing the scripture by heart is one thing but to know the true meaning of it is another thing.
            God made it simple, the true meaning is already in the Holy Bible.

            I always thought that Babptism was founded on tolerance and religious freedom. You may have proven me wrong, but still I believe that everyone has the right of his own opinion, wrong or wright.
            Yes, you are indeed allowed to have a completely insane opinion. Just as we are allowed to point out to you how stupid you are.

            I have realized that I cannot cure stupid!
            No you can not cure yourself from your own stupidity. But God can, just pray for it to happen!

            Why you should pray:

            Matthew 6:6
            "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."


            Luke 18:27"And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              God made it simple, the true meaning is already in the Holy Bible.

              Yes, you are indeed allowed to have a completely insane opinion. Just as we are allowed to point out to you how stupid you are.

              No you can not cure yourself from your own stupidity. But God can, just pray for it to happen!
              But mine is better than yours, don't you get it you stupid old fart! Your father must have knocked some brain cells out of your head while beating you up! Have you forgiven him, have you prayed for his soul, is it resting nicelly in the third champer of hell?

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                But pastor Levi Jones

                I'm just doing as the scripture says, paying back the bevhaviour of the so called christians on this forum. Why the infringement! Why not ban me if you can't tolerate other people and their opinion.

                But now seriously, it is a fact that there ain't the brightest bunch on this forum. It is a gathering of rednecks and some of them surely can´t be saved, they are just to stupid to understand what God wants. So I say that you pastor Levi should go and do with them like we do with sick animals, we take them out, put them to sleep, shoot them in the head!

                Can you do that for me?

                Cheers
                Mr.Greening
                P.s. I sincerelly hope and pray for you to go shoot them, that would make the world a better place!

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by Greening View Post
                  But mine is better than yours, don't you get it you stupid old fart! Your father must have knocked some brain cells out of your head while beating you up! Have you forgiven him, have you prayed for his soul, is it resting nicelly in the third champer of hell?
                  My father is in Heaven. And I appreciate it very much that he saved my soul by beating the fear of God into me. Adn you thinking that you are better than God ROFLWJ . They will make you extra crispy in Hell .
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    I'm not better than God but I'm better than you, but that is not difficult!

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by stuart43ad View Post
                      how holy of you,perhaps you should study the bible in somemore depth...........
                      no earthly man shall judge another,only god the father has the power to hand out divine justice,and last time i looked you and your klu klux klan church had not transended to the right hand of the father.......oh just found this and thought of you........Dan Earl Allmond, Youth Pastor of Tampa Baptist Church, Tampa, a Southern Baptist Church, and a married man, suddenly resigned on December 9, 1998 and disappeared off the scene when the police were called in concerning a complaint made by a female high school student that she was having sex with the pastor as a minor.

                      Senior Pastor McCormick of Tampa Baptist Church denied all knowledge about the sexual activities and ordered the staff of Tampa Baptist Academy to stay silent on the whole matter and not to discuss Dan's previous sexual escapades with no one! McCormick's own daughter was sexually promiscuous and had to leave school for a while for fear of being pregnant.

                      The bible states that a Senior Pastor must be one who rules his own house well, having his children in submission with all reverence (for if a man does not know how to rule his own house, how will he take care of the church of God?). Hence Senior Pastor McCormick resigned as pastor in the spring of the next year when he sought to divorce his wife.

                      Dan Earl Allmond faced two counts of unlawful sexual activity with a minor. Police said that the youth pastor had sexual relations with the girl on church property and at his home on W Paris Street. The sexual relations occurred between August and October, Cole said according to jail records reported the Tampa Tribune.
                      Finally a man that knows what he is saying here

                      But of course he is labelled as a bad person by the fuck-ups that run this forum!

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by stuart43ad View Post
                        [...]no earthly man shall judge another,only god the father has the power to hand out divine justice,
                        You, sir, are a liar and a deceiver: Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                        Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

                        Dan Earl Allmond, Youth Pastor of Tampa Baptist Church, Tampa, a Southern Baptist Church, [...]
                        EXACTLY! This is JUST what we have been saying, "The Ungodly are Damned! That man was a Southern Baptist! They are vile heretics. We are Independent Landmark Baptists. We do not even recognize that place in Tampa as any more than a social gathering place!

                        Originally posted by Greening View Post
                        Finally a man that knows what he is saying here
                        Apparently he didn't know what he was saying. He didn't know because he is a vile atheist and devoid of morals - he will lie like Satan to deceive you.
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                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by Greening View Post
                          I'm not better than God but I'm better than you, but that is not difficult!
                          Yes you are much better at acting like an idiot than I am. Why are you proud of that?
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                            GOD HATES ICELAND!



                            The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!


                            JUST TO GET ALL THE FACTS RIGHT....!

                            Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

                            Iceland is not a part of the Scandinavian countries and this flag is the Norwegian flag not the Icelandic....
                            1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
                              - Maybe we are, but there are also Baptists here and there is an Baptist church in Iceland, mark that!
                            2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
                              - Most of the country has no ice.... Maybe you are looking at Greenland, that is in fact covered in ice.
                            3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
                              - Our bankruptcy was made by few Icelanders - We are a small nation and because of that we can't keep up a large economic system.
                            4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
                              - Both of her parents are Icelandic and they are both Caucasian.
                            5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                              - Women: think about it for a second... Men: are you afraid to loose your "power"?
                            6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
                              - No army = no army-deaths, no conscription for young people and so on...
                              - Universal health care = everyone can be get help without paying all they've got.
                            7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
                              - Gay or straight, what's the different?
                            8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
                              - This is cool!!
                            9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

                            - Are you affraid??? or maby just jealous....??

                            All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
                            You forgot USA...


                            Best regards from Iceland :-)

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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by an_icelander View Post
                              You forgot USA.
                              You forgot your brain.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                You forgot your brain.
                                You forgot your religion.

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