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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Figures are hard to come by, we believe that they are making their way over the Canadian border by night and in large numbers.
    Very true. Fortunately the muslims are concentrated in two very distinct locations in Canada. Toronto and Vancouver. Mostly Toronto. 7 million people gathered in two small geographic areas, almost all of them immigrants and towelheads. 2 'accidently' launched nukes will take care of this problem permanently. And what remains of Canada will thank you.
    Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by BGD1986 View Post
      How does your faulty logic come to that conclusion?
      That's a loaded question as answering it would mean I accept your premise that my logic is faulty -- which it's not.

      Your country is responsible for:
      1. Stealing BILLIONS of dollars of people's money.
      2. Grounding flights all over Europe, again causing MILLIONS of dollars in damage
      3. Helping with the rise of Hitler and triggering WW2, which caused MILLIONS of deaths

      In short: I spit on your country.
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22
      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally Posted by BGD1986
        Not one american put foot on our country during the war, so once again you fail

        If you mean Iceland, you would be incorrect as American military forces have been deployed to and stationed in Iceland since 1942 and were the largest part of the Iceland Defence Force from 1951 to 2006. The IDF was composed of Navy, Marine Corps, and Air Force personnel as well as local Icelandic civilians. In addition, there were a few Army and Coast Guard personnel attached to this command. The IDF was created in 1951 when, at the request of NATO, the United States signed an agreement to provide for the defense of Iceland. Approximately 1350 U.S. military personnel, 100 Department of Defense civilians, and 650 Icelanders, both civilians and firemen given military training manning the local Naval Firefighting team, as well as military members from Norway, Denmark, Canada, the Netherlands and the United Kingdom worked on NAS Keflavik. (The base is actually apparently at Miðnesheiði near Keflavik, but was always referred to as 'Keflavik'.) The U.S. Air Force component of the force was the 85th Group, whereas a contingent of the United States Marine Corps was responsible for ground defense. In the event of a major ground threat, the Army component, U.S. Army Iceland (ARICE), would have mobilized and become responsible for the ground defense of Iceland. ARICE consisted almost entirely of reserve components (until 1994, the main formation was the Army Reserve's 187th Infantry Brigade) in the United States, and limited numbers of personnel participated in on-site training maneuvers.


        See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceland_Defense_Force

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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
          You truly believe the brits could have withstood the Germans without America?

          You must be very young to be so stupid.

          America not only single-handedly took on one half of the Axis in the Pacific and defeated them, but also crushed the Germans in Europe and provided the material goods to the UK and to Russia that allowed them to endure the German onslaughts, until the American military came in to save the day.

          Maybe the next time Europe decides to tear itself apart America should sit it out. And see what happens.

          You are an ungrateful, unGodly lot, after all, and you deserve the miseries you've been keen to inflict on each other for 3 thousand years.
          Ha i'm British without you stupid americans we could have probably won WW2 much quicker if you didn't interfere. You americans and your friendly fire you shoot at anything that moves.

          Yeh sure you dealt with Japanese in the war but you had to use an atomic bomb to finish it that's how stupid your country is. And better without a German you wouldn't of even had an atomic bomb.

          Why do you americans persist in saying your the best you only like thinking your the best to make yourselves feel good and look where that gets you, on the receiving end of an idiot president called George Bush.

          I would rather have Hitler as my leader than George Bush. At least Hitler did what he said he was going to do.

          Then you americans call it the american language which is bullshit as I know that English people made the language and thats why it is called English
          The movie ran through me, The glamour subdued me, The tabloid untied me,
          I'm empty please fill me, Mister anchor assure me, That Baghdad is burning,
          Your voice it is so soothing, That cunning mantra of killing,I need you my witness,
          To dress this up so bloodless, To numb me and purge me now, Of thoughts of blaming you,

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by mr religion? View Post
            Ha i'm British without you stupid americans we could have probably won WW2 much quicker if you didn't interfere. You americans and your friendly fire you shoot at anything that moves.

            Yeh sure you dealt with Japanese in the war but you had to use an atomic bomb to finish it that's how stupid your country is. And better without a German you wouldn't of even had an atomic bomb.

            Why do you americans persist in saying your the best you only like thinking your the best to make yourselves feel good and look where that gets you, on the receiving end of an idiot president called George Bush.

            I would rather have Hitler as my leader than George Bush. At least Hitler did what he said he was going to do.

            Then you americans call it the american language which is bullshit as I know that English people made the language and thats why it is called English
            Dear Godmocking Whore;

            Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

            Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
            5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
            5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
            Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

            YIC,

            --Pastor Ezekiel
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by mr religion? View Post
              Ha i'm British without you stupid americans we could have probably won WW2 much quicker if you didn't interfere... I would rather have Hitler as my leader than George Bush. At least Hitler did what he said he was going to do.
              You're obviously a traitor to your country.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                @mr religion why are you so nasty about the Americans saving you from the Germans? Don't you know God wants us to work together? #Acts 2:44-45
                I Jesus!

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  I'm so gratefull that I found the Greatness of Satan. I'm truly satanist nowadays. And I know that Satan is way more Powerfull and Greater than your God. WE SHALL RISE AND OVERCOME!

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by Enator View Post
                    I'm so gratefull that I found the Greatness of Satan. I'm truly satanist nowadays. And I know that Satan is way more Powerfull and Greater than your God. WE SHALL RISE AND OVERCOME!
                    What are you saying? You think that Satan is more powerful than God! Either you are a fool or what little mind you possess has been eroded by mass usage of drugs. Our Lord in Heaven is the Creator of all things. I am new to this forum and I just can not believe that the fine people who administer this site allow such blasphemous talk.

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      @Enator I think you are trying to fool us. But be careful, Jesus might not like your joke!
                      I Jesus!

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        I just wanted to point out that the vast majority of Icelandians follow the teachings of Luther.

                        The very same Martin Luther who wrote about the Jews.

                        "Moreover, they are nothing but thieves and robbers who daily eat no morsel and wear no thread of clothing which they have not stolen and pilfered from us by means of their accursed usury. Thus they live from day to day, together with wife and child, by theft and robbery, as arch*thieves and robbers, in the most impenitent security."

                        "I brief, dear princes and lords, those of you who have Jews under your rule** if my counsel does not please your, find better advice, so that you and we all can be rid of the unbearable, devilish burden of the Jews, lest we become guilty sharers before God in the lies, blasphemy, the defamation, and the curses which the mad Jews indulge in so freely and wantonly against the person of our Lord Jesus Christ, this dear mother, all Christians, all authority, and ourselves. Do not grant them protection, safe*conduct, or communion with us.... .With this faithful counsel and warning I wish to cleanse and exonerate my
                        conscience."

                        Jews are a serpent's brood and one should burn down their synagogues and destroy them
                        Too bad for all of you baptists, but since you have branched from protestantism, you all have therefore branched from Martin Luther himself when he posted the 95 Theses on the door of a German catholic church on October 31st, 1517. Congratulations, every single Christian is responsible for such hateful things in the world, like hating Jews, the Crusades which destroyed tons of people and worst of all, evangelical bull ****.

                        I'm sorry, but all of Y'all are jerks. there are nothing wrong with Jews. You only hope to seek that you are better than everyone else, which is not true. You take the moral teachings of the Bible way too far, and it results in this extremist view of the world, just like the extremist views of, say, terrorists, or Rush Limbaugh, both quite sinister.
                        As an extremist, you veer towards violence as your only solution. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot the other solution: everyone must think like you considering you are supremely correct (which you aren't by the way).

                        No one can know the Supreme Truth. We are but mortals on this Earth. The ideas of Landover Baptist came from a mortal, too, and this mortal manipulated the words of the Bible to help prove his reasonings.

                        All in all, I think that before you go too far, you should take a look at what Christianity has done. Granted, it has helped people get through trying times in their lives, but the fact of the matter is that this stupid religious battle throughout the world is just ruining everything.

                        Do you really think that our almighty God would really hate the people that he created. He is everyone's Father, therefore He is the father of Jews, Muslims and even Atheists alike. He accepts them for what they are, so why can't you?

                        By the way, Harry Potter is a wonderful book series that teaches that good will overcome evil, friendship is the best weapon against the dark lord, bravery can come from anyone, and those who choose to make a difference, can.

                        I hate to think that people like others in this thread exist, and I am sorry to God for them acting so irrationally. They tend to always contradict themselves in so many ways, and alway avoid seeing where they have gone wrong.

                        I am sorry for these irrational, radical abominations of the Christian faith, these "True Christians", dear God.

                        This just proves your hateful attitude. I guess I'll see you all in Hell.

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by swim321 View Post
                          <<Godmocking Gibberish>>
                          Do you really have anything to say or are you only here to mock our Lord?
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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by swim321 View Post
                            Too bad for all of you baptists, but since you have branched from protestantism,
                            We were never part of the Protestant revolution - We trace our history to John The Baptist. [...]
                            there are nothing wrong with Jews.
                            you mean apart from the fact that they temporarily killed Jesus and seem to have an uncommon affinity to money?
                            [...]No one can know the Supreme Truth.
                            What Supreme Truth is that?
                            We are but mortals on this Earth. The ideas of Landover Baptist came from a mortal, too, and this mortal manipulated the words of the Bible to help prove his reasonings.
                            No, they came from God via KJV1611
                            All in all, I think that before you go too far,
                            Your opinions are but chaff before the wind.
                            this stupid religious battle throughout the world is just ruining everything.
                            On the contrary, it brings nearer the final battle at Armageddon and the 2nd Coming when Jesus will slaughter billions of sinners.

                            Do you really think that our almighty God would really hate the people that he created. He is everyone's Father, therefore He is the father of Jews, Muslims and even Atheists alike.
                            Yes, yes we do. Luke 19:27
                            He accepts them for what they are,
                            You are a liar and of Satan 1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Deuteronomy 5:1-22
                            By the way, Harry Potter is a wonderful book series that teaches that good will overcome evil, friendship is the best weapon against the dark lord, bravery can come from anyone, and those who choose to make a difference, can.
                            Retard - read the thread.

                            I guess I'll see you all in Hell.
                            No, we will see you down there from our seat at the Right Hand of God.
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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by GOD-life View Post
                              That's a loaded question as answering it would mean I accept your premise that my logic is faulty -- which it's not.

                              Your country is responsible for:
                              [*]Stealing BILLIONS of dollars of people's money.
                              Your country is responsible for the latest world wide economy crisis. Causing people to lose QUADRILLION of dollars

                              Originally posted by GOD-life View Post
                              1. Grounding flights all over Europe, again causing MILLIONS of dollars in damage
                              Blaming a country (people) on natural catastrophes. Astounding logic!
                              Using your logic: Just take a time to think about all the catastrophes that YOUR country is responsible of...

                              Originally posted by GOD-life View Post
                              [*]Helping with the rise of Hitler and triggering WW2, which caused MILLIONS of deaths
                              Talking about past wars... The war of Vietnam alone caused MILLIONS of casualties. Not to mention the War of Oil...Iraq.

                              Btw, do you guys even know who are the ORIGINAL US citizen ? And do you know WHO caused their death? How is it that the foreigners know more about YOUR OWN history than yourself

                              Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                              In short: I spit on your country.
                              How about you concentrating on spitting your own precious home land

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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                                Do you really have anything to say or are you only here to mock our Lord?
                                I believe he is more like mocking you people, not your God.

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