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    TV Theme Songs That Offend Me



    Perfect Strangers
    I hate the upbeat optimism regarding "change" (since when is change ever good?) and I really hate how they make foreigners look human. It's almost as if they were one of us! Sickening!



    Charlie's Angels
    Oh wait, is this a porno movie? Oh, no, this is shown on primetime by that filthy jew Aaron Spelling. Sorry, but seeing Jaclyn Smith and Cheryl Ladd in skimpy outfits dancing around to cheesy porno music qualifies as XXX in my book and this crap should have never been on the air! Do you know how many napkins and tissues I have soiled to this show from constant vomiting?



    Family Ties
    I don't care of Michael J. Fox played a Godly youthful Republican, this theme some represents the worst of early 1980's soft rock rolled up in a fur bull of complete and utter pussiness. Any theme song that ends with a homosexual "SHA LA LA LA" is an affront to God's creation.

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    Tags: michael j fox, music, music. god hates, tv shows
  • #2
    Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me

    Theme song for this twisted show about liberal hippies makes me sick.

    Some lukewarm false-Christian singing about 7th Heaven. This must be some Mary-worshiper blasphemy. There is only one heaven!

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    • #3
      Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me

      lots of curves, you bet! And frollicking naked! Terrible!

      Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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      • #4
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        Did you know that there are tv shows about monsters and demons? The joo-run media wants us to accept them as normal, so satan can take over and destroy God's Kingdom!


        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me

          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post


          Family Ties
          I don't care of Michael J. Fox played a Godly youthful Republican, this theme some represents the worst of early 1980's soft rock rolled up in a fur bull of complete and utter pussiness. Any theme song that ends with a homosexual "SHA LA LA LA" is an affront to God's creation.
          Well, at least Michael Gross redeemed himself with high-powered weaponry in "Tremors."
          Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

          2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



          King James Bible v1611

          Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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          • #6
            Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me

            When i was a kid my mother forced me to watch Hogan's Heroes.
            The effect it had on me was immensly. It made me think that all Germans are stupid, fat or... stupid. Colonel Clink treated his prisoners very fair and Hogan abused this for his self interests. But we all know in the real world Hogan and his companions would be dead in the first episode. Hehe.


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            • #7
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              The Brady Bunch theme songs fails to mention the rampant fornication that surely occurs between the "siblings" on the show. I petitioned Congress back in 1969 when this heinous show first appeared to have the lyrics altered to the following:

              Here's the story of three boys
              and three girls who are unrelated
              whose bedrooms are only separated by an adjoining bathroom.
              The house is designed by the father
              who is an architect so he obviously is encouraging this despicable, sinful living situation.

              The show's creator Sherwood Schwartz complained that I was reading too much into it and that my new lyrics paid no regard to rhythm and rhyme. This still infuriates me.

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              • #8
                Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me

                Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                When i was a kid my mother forced me to watch Hogan's Heroes.
                The effect it had on me was immensly. It made me think that all Germans are stupid, fat or... stupid. Colonel Clink treated his prisoners very fair and Hogan abused this for his self interests. But we all know in the real world Hogan and his companions would be dead in the first episode. Hehe.


                I think making fun of the Nazi's was part of the humor. You can't have a comedy show when one of the main characters is a hardened, racist murderer.

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                • #9
                  Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me

                  Yes, because we can all go to Hell, sent by a God that is SUPPOSEDLY "forgiving and all loving", by watching forms of media that you don't agree with.


                  Reality Check people: Because you don't agree with other people's point of views, doesn't mean you can go off and say that fiction can be true.

                  Anyways, do you have any proof that people go to Hell by watching these videos? While I don't have proof that you don't, same goes for you guys.




                  Originally posted by Darshin View Post
                  I think making fun of the Nazi's was part of the humor. You can't have a comedy show when one of the main characters is a hardened, racist murderer.
                  My friend, this is acting. The guy in this video has never killed anyone in his entire life, I'm sure.

                  And while it isn't "LOL" funny to me, I can see how it could be entertaining.

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                  • #10
                    Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me

                    TV show's don't send people to hell, sin does.

                    We've got to get this notion out of our heads that watching/doing certain things damns us, the only thing that damns us is sin when we do not repent. It's simple.

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                    • #11
                      Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me

                      Originally posted by Darshin View Post
                      TV show's don't send people to hell, sin does.
                      That's like saying, "forbidden sex acts don't send people to Hell, sin does."

                      Have you listened to yourself speak?
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • #12
                        Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me

                        Well, they don't. It's a sin, but God will forgive all sins.

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                        • #13
                          Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me

                          It doesn't get more offensive than this little gem that combines papism and witchcraft:



                          In fact, for over 60 years, the joos have been desensitizing us to the use of witchcraft:



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                          • #14
                            Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me

                            Originally posted by Darshin View Post
                            Well, they don't. It's a sin, but God will forgive all sins.
                            Not ALL sins:

                            Mark 16:16 (King James Version) 16He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
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                            • #15
                              Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me

                              Well of course those who don't believe when they die will be damned, but watching a TV show or listening to a song doesn't bump you from the book of life. Not that you SHOULD listen to anti-Christ music or whatnot, but it won't send you to the pit.

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