The Landover Baptist Church Forum

The Landover Baptist Church Forum (https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumindex.php)
-   Satan's Entertainment (https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=66)
-   -   TV Theme Songs That Offend Me (https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=66967)

Rev. Jim Osborne 06-27-2011 11:37 AM

TV Theme Songs That Offend Me
 



Perfect Strangers

I hate the upbeat optimism regarding "change" (since when is change ever good?) and I really hate how they make foreigners look human. It's almost as if they were one of us! Sickening!



Charlie's Angels
Oh wait, is this a porno movie? Oh, no, this is shown on primetime by that filthy jew Aaron Spelling. Sorry, but seeing Jaclyn Smith and Cheryl Ladd in skimpy outfits dancing around to cheesy porno music qualifies as XXX in my book and this crap should have never been on the air! Do you know how many napkins and tissues I have soiled to this show from constant vomiting?



Family Ties

I don't care of Michael J. Fox played a Godly youthful Republican, this theme some represents the worst of early 1980's soft rock rolled up in a fur bull of complete and utter pussiness. Any theme song that ends with a homosexual "SHA LA LA LA" is an affront to God's creation.

Alphonse Alban 06-27-2011 12:44 PM

Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me
 
Theme song for this twisted show about liberal hippies makes me sick.

Some lukewarm false-Christian singing about 7th Heaven. This must be some Mary-worshiper blasphemy. There is only one heaven!


JustGotSaved 06-27-2011 02:25 PM

Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me
 
lots of curves, you bet! And frollicking naked! Terrible!


Pastor Ezekiel 06-28-2011 03:19 AM

Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me
 
Did you know that there are tv shows about monsters and demons? The joo-run media wants us to accept them as normal, so satan can take over and destroy God's Kingdom! :angry:



landoverlover 07-03-2011 08:54 PM

Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 769354)


Family Ties

I don't care of Michael J. Fox played a Godly youthful Republican, this theme some represents the worst of early 1980's soft rock rolled up in a fur bull of complete and utter pussiness. Any theme song that ends with a homosexual "SHA LA LA LA" is an affront to God's creation.

Well, at least Michael Gross redeemed himself with high-powered weaponry in "Tremors."

Titus Templeton 07-03-2011 09:08 PM

Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me
 
When i was a kid my mother forced me to watch Hogan's Heroes.
The effect it had on me was immensly. It made me think that all Germans are stupid, fat or... stupid. Colonel Clink treated his prisoners very fair and Hogan abused this for his self interests. But we all know in the real world Hogan and his companions would be dead in the first episode. Hehe.



Old Man Hatchet 07-03-2011 09:44 PM

Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me
 



The Brady Bunch theme songs fails to mention the rampant fornication that surely occurs between the "siblings" on the show. I petitioned Congress back in 1969 when this heinous show first appeared to have the lyrics altered to the following:

Here's the story of three boys
and three girls who are unrelated
whose bedrooms are only separated by an adjoining bathroom.
The house is designed by the father
who is an architect so he obviously is encouraging this despicable, sinful living situation.


The show's creator Sherwood Schwartz complained that I was reading too much into it and that my new lyrics paid no regard to rhythm and rhyme. This still infuriates me.

Darshin 09-13-2011 10:11 PM

Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton (Post 771378)
When i was a kid my mother forced me to watch Hogan's Heroes.
The effect it had on me was immensly. It made me think that all Germans are stupid, fat or... stupid. Colonel Clink treated his prisoners very fair and Hogan abused this for his self interests. But we all know in the real world Hogan and his companions would be dead in the first episode. Hehe.



I think making fun of the Nazi's was part of the humor. You can't have a comedy show when one of the main characters is a hardened, racist murderer.

Beileiver 09-14-2011 12:36 AM

Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me
 
Yes, because we can all go to Hell, sent by a God that is SUPPOSEDLY "forgiving and all loving", by watching forms of media that you don't agree with.


Reality Check people: Because you don't agree with other people's point of views, doesn't mean you can go off and say that fiction can be true.

Anyways, do you have any proof that people go to Hell by watching these videos? While I don't have proof that you don't, same goes for you guys.




Quote:

Originally Posted by Darshin (Post 795522)
I think making fun of the Nazi's was part of the humor. You can't have a comedy show when one of the main characters is a hardened, racist murderer.

My friend, this is acting. The guy in this video has never killed anyone in his entire life, I'm sure.

And while it isn't "LOL" funny to me, I can see how it could be entertaining.

Darshin 09-14-2011 01:13 AM

Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me
 
TV show's don't send people to hell, sin does.

We've got to get this notion out of our heads that watching/doing certain things damns us, the only thing that damns us is sin when we do not repent. It's simple.

Billy Bob Jenkins 09-14-2011 01:41 AM

Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Darshin (Post 795585)
TV show's don't send people to hell, sin does.

That's like saying, "forbidden sex acts don't send people to Hell, sin does."

Have you listened to yourself speak?

Darshin 09-14-2011 01:44 AM

Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me
 
Well, they don't. It's a sin, but God will forgive all sins.

Gabriel Reproba 09-14-2011 01:45 AM

Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me
 
It doesn't get more offensive than this little gem that combines papism and witchcraft:



In fact, for over 60 years, the joos have been desensitizing us to the use of witchcraft:




Billy Bob Jenkins 09-14-2011 01:48 AM

Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Darshin (Post 795594)
Well, they don't. It's a sin, but God will forgive all sins.

Not ALL sins:

Mark 16:16 (King James Version) 16He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Darshin 09-14-2011 02:01 AM

Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me
 
Well of course those who don't believe when they die will be damned, but watching a TV show or listening to a song doesn't bump you from the book of life. Not that you SHOULD listen to anti-Christ music or whatnot, but it won't send you to the pit.

Zechariah Smyth 09-14-2011 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darshin (Post 795594)
Well, they don't. It's a sin, but God will forgive all sins.

Ever read Luke 12:10? Now might be a good time.

YiC,

Z. Smyth
Posted via Mobile Device

Gabriel Reproba 09-14-2011 02:27 AM

Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Darshin (Post 795594)
Well, they don't. It's a sin, but God will forgive all sins.

Read the third entry in my sig block for citation after citation about how this is just not true.

Here is the link if you are too lazy:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=32416

Try reading the Bible instead of just feeling it.

Gabriel Reproba 09-14-2011 02:29 AM

Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Darshin (Post 795599)
Well of course those who don't believe when they die will be damned, but watching a TV show or listening to a song doesn't bump you from the book of life. Not that you SHOULD listen to anti-Christ music or whatnot, but it won't send you to the pit.

Care to back that up with scripture?

Darshin 09-14-2011 02:38 AM

Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me
 
Ah yes, the SINGLE unforgivable sin, blasphemy against the Holy Spirit, the sin committed by Satan. Not ignorant denial or insulting, but knowing full well you are setting yourself against God. However, TV is not blaspheme against the Holy Spirit.

1 John 1:9 KJV: "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness."

There, with the exception of Satan's sin, he will forgive us. I can't believe I have to tell Christians this.

Pastor Ezekiel 09-14-2011 02:40 AM

Re: TV Theme Songs That Offend Me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Darshin (Post 795617)
Ah yes, the SINGLE unforgivable sin, blasphemy against the Holy Spirit, the sin committed by Satan. Not ignorant denial or insulting, but knowing full well you are setting yourself against God. However, TV is not blaspheme against the Holy Spirit.

1 John 1:9 KJV: "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness."

There, with the exception of Satan's sin, he will forgive us. I can't believe I have to tell Christians this.

So now you're changing your story.

I'll bet your father beats you every day. :angry:


All times are GMT. The time now is 10:07 AM.

Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums 1620, 2018 all rights reserved