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  • Jim Farmer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2293

    #181
    Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

    Hitler was not a Christian. Hitler was a papist.
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    • Alan Swallows
      Preserving Freehold's dead for Christ's return
      • Dec 2015
      • 265

      #182
      Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

      Originally posted by IAJHTCT View Post
      Going to church does not automatically make you a good person. Hitler was christian. Trump is a racist, sexist, asshole who makes fun of people with disabilities. I've been looking around on this website a bit and I have to say that it's the CRAZIEST thing I have ever seen. You hear about insane christians like Trump doing awful things in the name of christ, but I'd never believe I'd see some in person. Religion is supposed to be a good thing, a thing that gives you hope, strength to keep going when things are tough and a will to help others. But all you lot do is use it as an excuse to say and do hateful things to others just because they don't share your believes. I've seen the
      "Punched the most queers" award. If you don't realize how piffleed up that is it's time to take a good look in the mirror and reevaluate your life.
      Well I'm sorry our religion doesn't live up to your expectations. It lives up to God's expectations, that's the main thing. You don't get to tell anybody what their religion is about.

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #183
        Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

        Originally posted by IAJHTCT View Post
        Going to church does not automatically make you a good person. Hitler was christian. Trump is a racist, sexist, asshole who makes fun of people with disabilities. I've been looking around on this website a bit and I have to say that it's the CRAZIEST thing I have ever seen. You hear about insane christians like Trump doing awful things in the name of christ, but I'd never believe I'd see some in person. Religion is supposed to be a good thing, a thing that gives you hope, strength to keep going when things are tough and a will to help others. But all you lot do is use it as an excuse to say and do hateful things to others just because they don't share your believes. I've seen the
        "Punched the most queers" award. If you don't realize how piffleed up that is it's time to take a good look in the mirror and reevaluate your life.
        Hello friend, you sure seem a bit confused about religion (or as it should be called Christianity).

        What it is 'about' is following the Lord in all things: even when so called secular morality don't disagrees. See, being a Christian is very hard and when I was Saved(r) by our own Pastor Zeke I was remade in Christ and had to make a great many difficult but necessary changes.

        Did you know I used to have several homersexualistically oriented friends?

        But once I actually read the Bible(KJV1611) I then knew that despite them being apparently decent, know me people they were in fact abominations unto the Lord.

        It was very hard to tell them to their face that Christmass some years ago that they were disgusting perverts but as a Christian that is what I had to do.

        Maybe you should stop worrying about what YOU think is right and start thinking about what JESUS that now is right or wrong.

        Peace through the strength of Jesus is His name.

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12403

          #184
          Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

          Originally posted by IAJHTCT View Post
          I've seen the
          "Punched the most queers" award. If you don't realize how piffleed up that is it's time to take a good look in the mirror and reevaluate your life.
          Friend IAJHTCT, looking in the mirror at ourselves is exactly what we do here. And, frankly, we like what we see.

          I don't want to sound too puffed up, but we here at Landover Baptist live and breath the Bible. Other Christians do not. We know that by doing this Jesus smiles on us and dismisses other so called "Christians".

          What does Jesus say about homers and liberals? You do not want to hear that.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • I Man Rastafari
            Possibly retarded pothead
            • Oct 2015
            • 1019

            #185
            Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

            Originally posted by IAJHTCT View Post
            Wow no wonder America is going down hill when its populated by idiots like you lot. Trump is the plague in human form.

            Greetings IAJHPCP. I can see that we are of similar opinions on most things. You must be a Black woman. I myself am a Black man who is here in Babylon on a student visa. My home is the island of Jamaica which is far to the south. You are also a student I see. I am enrolled at the University of Wisconsin where I am currently studying international relations and white girls. My work on this site is to study the normal average white people of Babylon. I have found these fine people very instructive in my quest to overstand the white man.


            I have found the Republicans to be very difficult to overstand. When I first heard that they are against women I thought they must be homosexuals but I found out then that they are also against homosexuals. I find it difficult to overstand why they hate women. They are also said to hate Black men but they have a Black man who is running for President. Politics in Babylon is very confusing. I myself am pledged to vote for Hilary Clinton who will be the next President of Babylon. She is in full support of Black Lives Matter. I hold the position of President of that organization at my school as well as the Student Committee to Smash Racism and Hate Speech.


            What University do you attend? Are you near Wisconsin? I will extend to you a friend request and I hope you will accept it.


            Jah Guide
            Trevor
            Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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            • Father Maurice Lester
              Ring-kissing Papist dog
              • Sep 2006
              • 3366

              #186
              Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

              Mr. Trump, while wealthy enough to buy the 2016 elections, will not be the party nominee as per his plans. I have this on very good word from Pope Frank and we all know his sources are unimpeachable!

              However, if God changes his mind along the way and somehow Mr. Trump ends up in office, there is little doubt that a disastrous war will follow at which point he will be known as Donald Trumpsfeld!

              It is difficult to fathom how this walking advertisement for prenuptial agreements has managed such a following in the so-called 'Evangelical' movement, (we call it the devangelical movement) given that he has been married enough times to make Joseph Smith blush, but such is the absurdity of American politics.

              The most worrisome aspect of his current candidacy is that he makes fellow oxygen bandits like Ted Cruz look electable by comparison while at the same time good Catholic candidates like Slick Rick Santorum are left behind in the polls.




              Bless you, my pachyglossal prognosticators,
              Father Mo




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              A Cardinal in the making.

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              • IAJHTCT
                Unsaved trash
                • Jan 2016
                • 8

                #187
                Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                "My work on this site is to study the normal average white people of Babylon."

                Thankfully though these are not the average white people. There are normal people out there too, don't worry!

                I am not a black woman and I do not live in America

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                • Titus Templeton
                  Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                  Jesus macht frei
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 5912

                  #188
                  Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

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                  • I Man Rastafari
                    Possibly retarded pothead
                    • Oct 2015
                    • 1019

                    #189
                    Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                    Originally posted by IAJHTCT View Post
                    "My work on this site is to study the normal average white people of Babylon."

                    Thankfully though these are not the average white people. There are normal people out there too, don't worry!

                    I am not a black woman and I do not live in America

                    But you are a woman yes? I myself have become very fluent in the American English in my time here as a student. You seem quite fluent in the language. Do you live in Canada? If so that is not far from Wisconsin. What school do you attend? Are you a white girl? I know very many white girls here in America.
                    Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                    • curtisedwardgrice
                      Very low IQ
                      God-mocking heathen
                      • Dec 2015
                      • 226

                      #190
                      Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      I've said it before and I'll say it again: Jesus will not allow a coon or a female to occupy the Whitehouse. Quote me on that.
                      Did you forget about Obama who mind you is in fact in the White House? (No disrespect just a reminder)

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                      • IAJHTCT
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jan 2016
                        • 8

                        #191
                        Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                        Well yes I am a white woman, but do not live remotely close to Wisconsin as I reside in Scandinavia.

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                        • Toot11
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jan 2016
                          • 96

                          #192
                          Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                          So is there actually any reason to vote for Trump apart from him being pretty charismatic. Because I feel like if he wasn't, he'd be laughed out of the room for his positions.

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12921

                            #193
                            Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                            Originally posted by Trout11 View Post
                            So is there actually any reason to vote for Trump apart from him being pretty charismatic. Because I feel like if he wasn't, he'd be laughed out of the room for his positions.
                            Hi sweetie, and welcome to our forum! While it would be the polite thing to do to introduce yourself and I dunno, maybe read the 10 pages of this thread before posing a question that has been answered multiple times before, I assume that your busy schedule does not allow you to do so.

                            Trump is the only hope for America because he will make America great again!
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                            • Elmer G. White
                              Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                              Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                               
                              • Apr 2014
                              • 10260

                              #194
                              Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                              Originally posted by Trout11 View Post
                              So is there actually any reason to vote for Trump apart from him being pretty charismatic. Because I feel like if he wasn't, he'd be laughed out of the room for his positions.
                              Of course there is, Mr. Trout! Or is your first name Kilgore? May I call you Kilgore?

                              You see, now it can be told: the Donald is not the gutless wonder in this era of hopeful monsters! This is no laughing matter. While the majority of the Earth's population is expecting the Gospel from outer space, the Donald is not asleep at the switch!

                              Isaiah 29:14
                              Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.


                              He's doing the marvellous work of Jesus! It's time to choose sides. This means you!


                              Yours in Christ,

                              Elmer
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                              • Johny Joe Hold
                                Mayor of Freehold
                                 
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 12403

                                #195
                                Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                Originally posted by Trout11 View Post
                                So is there actually any reason to vote for Trump apart from him being pretty charismatic. Because I feel like if he wasn't, he'd be laughed out of the room for his positions.
                                Sister Basilissa answered your question well. I'll just add a few things:

                                Donald Trump is a direct descendant of the ancient Trumpet family. His family was to blow the trumpets at the first sign of Jesus' return. This, by itself, is a reason any rational voter should choose Trump.

                                Trump is a Christian. He has a room full of Bibles.

                                Trump is a married family man. However, he treats women in the way the Bible instructed--not as equals.

                                So, my question to you, friend, is how can you vote for anyone else?
                                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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