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  • #151
    Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

    http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/donald-trump-again-steps-attacks-bill-clinton-n487266

    It seems like TRUMP is showing that horrible Demoncrat that raping good Christian woman is not okay! Even the liebral media is reporting on it!

    TRUMP 2016
    Proverbs 3:5
    Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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    • #152
      Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

      Originally posted by Grandma View Post
      http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/donald-trump-again-steps-attacks-bill-clinton-n487266...
      How did you break a simple link that badly?

      Here: http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016...linton-n487266

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      • #153
        Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

        I can't be a computer whiz in my old age! Not everyone can be a whippersnapper! When I was an old age, we didn't use links, we used encyclopedias! Of course, I got my encyclopedias from the Pastor, not the phony fairy tale scientists at Godless public schools.
        Proverbs 3:5
        Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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        • #154
          Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          ...he certainly has a good taste for True Blondes™!
          As the Papal decorators like to say... the carpets and curtains do not match.

          Mr. Trump is your typical false Christian and has about as much faith in Jesus as he has taste in floozies. If he were serious about Jesus he would convert to Catholicism right away, drop a few million in the collection basket and ask The Pope for a chance to visit Rome and learn about benevolence and leadership by example from His Holiness.

          However, he is currently in South Carolina convincing a million toothless Baptwits that he is a better choice for President than a good Catholic candidate like Rick Santorum!

          Although the biased American press do not want Americans to know, I can assure you that Santorum is running and running strong with quite a few prominent Republicans. The polls are somehow not showing the true strength and ubiquity of Santorum within the G.O.P. but I have it on good word that behind closed doors he is the dream candidate of every influential dealmaker and is just barely behind Trump.



          Bless you, my frothy commentator,
          Father Mo




          .
          A Cardinal in the making.

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          • #155
            Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

            Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
            The polls are somehow not showing the true strength and ubiquity of Santorum within the G.O.P. but I have it on good word that behind closed doors he is the dream candidate of every influential dealmaker and is just barely behind Trump.
            Bless you, my frothy commentator,
            Father Mo
            .
            I think the most Godly candidate, Donald Trump, is laughing. Today's poll numbers show God is giving Donald 30%. God is generous the Catholic Ricky at 1%.

            Santorum comfortable with poll numbers ahead of caucus

            Kim Norvell, knorvell@dmreg.com 9:29 p.m. CST December 29, 2015
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            Presidential hopeful, Rick Santorum speaks to a group of Iowans at a house party on Tuesday, Dec. 29, 2015 in Waukee. (Photo: Kelsey Kremer/The Register)Buy Photo


            Former U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum says he’s still in a good position to win the Iowa caucuses on Feb. 1.
            The Republican presidential candidate met with potential Des Moines caucusgoers on Tuesday night in Waukee at the home of the candidate’s county field representative. He addressed the “elephant in the room” right off the bat — his low polling numbers.
            According to the latest Des Moines Register/Bloomberg Politics Iowa Poll, Santorum sits at 1 percent in Iowa. Reflecting back on his victory in 2012, Santorum said he was at 3 percent until 12 to 15 days before he won the first-in-the-nation vote.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • #156
              Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post

              Former U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum says he’s still in a good position to win the Iowa caucuses on Feb. 1.

              ...Reflecting back on his victory in 2012, Santorum said he was at 3 percent until 12 to 15 days before he won the first-in-the-nation vote.
              When it comes to serious polls can anyone doubt the strength of Santorum? It was close to a miracle in the last Iowa Caucus and surely Jesus is rooting for Santorum to enjoy another come from behind moment that will propel him beyond the bottom of this sad heap as it were!

              While Santorum can be an occasionally slippery sort (which politician isn't?) he has blasted past the republican rear-guard before and has positioned himself to be on top and breathing easy sooner than later.



              Bless you, my Johnny on the spot,
              Father Mo




              .
              A Cardinal in the making.

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              • #157
                Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                Why the Donald is the best candidate
                Bush is a Cathylick!
                Ben Carson is a Negro!
                Chris Christie comes from liebral New Jersey, a state part of sinful New York and has a lot of nigras!
                Ted Cruz is a Messican born in an igloo!
                Carly Fiorina is supposed to be homeschooling the kids and believes that the Marxist climate change is real! The climate only changes at the discretion of the Lord.
                Jim Gilmore is a nobody!
                It seems I left someone out, a good candidate like TRUMP. Mike Huckabee is a saved True Christian™ Southern Baptist!
                John Kasich is from Ohio, a state that has accomplished nothing!
                Marco Rubio is a Messican!
                Rand Paul is a libertarian, and therefore supports liebral fascism like murdering babies and sodomy!
                Rich Santorum is a Cathylick!

                Trump and Huckabee are the only Godly Republican candidates that True Christians™ can support.
                Proverbs 3:5
                Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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                • #158
                  Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                  The Enemies of God and the USA have already decided that Trump will win. They recognize him as the True President. They recognize that he is the man who is their enemy.

                  reuters.com
                  http://www.reuters.com/article/us-somalia-trump-idUSKBN0UG02U20160102


                  From Reuters:

                  Somali al Shabaab militants use Donald Trump in recruiting film
                  Somalia's Islamist militant group al Shabaab has released a recruitment film in the form of a documentary about racial injustice in the United States featuring Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, SITE Monitoring reported on Saturday.

                  Trump, the billionaire developer, former reality TV star and Republican front runner, was shown in the 51-minute film making his December call for the United States to bar all Muslims from the country as his supporters cheered.

                  It was shown between two clips of militant leader Anwar al-Awlaki, killed in a drone strike in Yemen in 2011, saying Muslims in the United States would face a choice between leaving for Islamic countries or staying at home to fight the West.
                  Already, thousands of Muslims must be leaving the US and Donald isn’t even the GOP chosen candidate yet!

                  Come the Age of Trump, the remaining few members of Al Shabaab/Al Qaida /ISIS /Boko Haram / Southern Law Center, etc., will be rounded up personally by Donald and shipped out to Gitmo, which will be trebled in size and surrounded by electrified razorwire and a pit of killer pigs.


                  Vote Donald






                  You know it makes sense!
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                  • #159
                    Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    The Enemies of God and the USA have already decided that Trump will win. They recognize him as the True President. They recognize that he is the man who is their enemy.

                    reuters.com
                    http://www.reuters.com/article/us-somalia-trump-idUSKBN0UG02U20160102


                    From Reuters:

                    Somali al Shabaab militants use Donald Trump in recruiting film
                    Already, thousands of Muslims must be leaving the US and Donald isn’t even the GOP chosen candidate yet!

                    Come the Age of Trump, the remaining few members of Al Shabaab/Al Qaida /ISIS /Boko Haram / Southern Law Center, etc., will be rounded up personally by Donald and shipped out to Gitmo, which will be trebled in size and surrounded by electrified razorwire and a pit of killer pigs.


                    Vote Donald






                    You know it makes sense!


                    I have it on excellent authority (from the Donald Himself) that Hillary personally handed over video tapes with all of Mr. Trump's breathtaking speeches on them to Al-Kaidar, and then paid them off in Uzi machine guns stolen from her zionist pals over in jooland, just to support the Ben-Gazzi terrorists.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #160
                      Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      I have it on excellent authority (from the Donald Himself) that Hillary personally handed over video tapes with all of Mr. Trump's breathtaking speeches on them to Al-Kaidar, and then paid them off in Uzi machine guns stolen from her zionist pals over in jooland, just to support the Ben-Gazzi terrorists.
                      Thank you for that inside information, Pastor Zeke. That is the kind of insight into current events people can get from visiting here at the Landover Baptist Church--available nowhere else.
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      • #161
                        Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                        I have the feeling that Hillary cheated on Bill ...
                        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                        -Holocaust Jokes
                        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                        • #162
                          Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                          Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                          I have the feeling that Hillary cheated on Bill ...
                          I'm getting suspicious that cheating on Bill is related to this email controversy. Could it be she was having an affair with one of the ISIS leaders? She may have passed along military secrets to ISIS and that is why ISIS has been so successful. Hundreds of emails have been deleted.
                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                          • #163
                            Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                            I have the feeling that Hillary cheated on Bill ...
                            I'm not sure that "cheating" is the right word here. With perverts like the Clintons, who don't take the Sacred Vows of Holy Matrimony seriously, most likely run around hopping from bed to bed, fornicating with any and everything they can get ahold of.

                            In any event, it is a well known fact that Hillary Clinton is a raging bulldike lezbean.

                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #164
                              Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                              I'm getting suspicious that cheating on Bill is related to this email controversy. Could it be she was having an affair with one of the ISIS leaders? She may have passed along military secrets to ISIS and that is why ISIS has been so successful. Hundreds of emails have been deleted.
                              That would explain Benghazi... It's the only logical explanation, Mr. Mayor!
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                               Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                              • #165
                                Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                In any event, it is a well known fact that Hillary Clinton is a raging bulldike lezbean.

                                I had a horrible thought today.

                                What if Satan gets his way and Hillary ends up in the White House, then somehow gets re-elected for a second term. If she gets a sex change during the end of that second term, couldn't she run again for a third and fourth term under her new identity?

                                That's probably why she hasn't gotten a sex change already. She's waiting for the right time.
                                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                in 2016

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