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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553
    #241
    Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

    Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
    Normally I find articulate women to be very off-putting, but not so in Sarah "Silver Tongue" Palin's case. The woman makes nearly as much sense as Trump, God bless her...
    Well, her godly husband tells her what to say. Keep that in mind. Mrs. Palin is a God-fearing girl.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12488
        #242
        Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

        Just when you think you have seen Donald's most innovative campaign technique, he comes up with a better one. Last night he stayed in a motel.

        Several of us wanted him to find something more luxurious and safe, but he took a room in a Holiday Inn Express in Sioux City. (To be perfectly honest here, it may be he is planning to buy the Holiday Inn chain.)

        “Good mattress, good everything.”
        That’s how Donald Trump described his stay Friday at a Holiday Inn Express in Sioux City, Iowa.
        The motel, which gets kudos from business travelers on TripAdvisor for its convenient location next to the highway, free Internet and good breakfast bar, was a departure for the real estate mogul who has opted to jet back to New York City on his private plane or helicopter so he could sleep in his own Trump Tower apartment.
        “Good mattress, staff was great, good mattress, good everything,” he told the New York Times the day after his overnight trip.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • Alvin Moss
            Serving Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 4468
            #243
            Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

            Donald can get down in the mud with the rest of America when he needs to make a point. Here he shows he can stay overnight at a motel with NO STARS. This is a real man of the people.

            The Yankee thing though. I just don't know.
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076
                #244
                Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                Donald can get down in the mud with the rest of America when he needs to make a point...
                And any suggestion that he's just awkwardly pandering in belated reaction to the press pointing out just how out of touch he is with the realities of modern America (where Holiday Inn Express is considered the luxury alternative to Fred's Motel and Liquor Emporium for the other 99%) would be really unwelcome, so I'm glad I'm not that guy.

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                  • WilliamJenningsBryan
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 9384
                    #245
                    Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    And any suggestion that he's just awkwardly pandering in belated reaction to the press pointing out just how out of touch he is with the realities of modern America (where Holiday Inn Express is considered the luxury alternative to Fred's Motel and Liquor Emporium for the other 99%) would be really unwelcome, so I'm glad I'm not that guy.
                    Holiday Inn's are solid 3-Star accommodations for middle American values (as opposed to 2-Star trailer trash trysts at the local Motel 6 for sinners). Contrast that with Obama's Hawaiian vacations at the 5-Star Paradise Point Estates at Kailua Bay (while millions of Americans are still out of work). Donald Trump is a man of the people.
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                      • Bjorn Jensen
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2012
                        • 2355
                        #246
                        Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                        Does Donald Trump have anything in store for how to deal with the inflow of Puerto Rican illegals?

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                          • Johny Joe Hold
                            Mayor of Freehold
                             
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 12488
                            #247
                            Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                            Originally posted by Bjorn Jensen View Post
                            Does Donald Trump have anything in store for how to deal with the inflow of Puerto Rican illegals?
                            Great question. I've heard from people in Donald's people he plans to issue every Coast Guard sailor an ice pick. These, of course, are to puncture the inner tubes used by Puerto Ricans illegally entering our country:

                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                              • Titus Templeton
                                Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                Jesus macht frei
                                True Christian™
                                • Aug 2010
                                • 5912
                                #248
                                Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                -Holocaust Jokes
                                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                  • smokemeth
                                    Unsaved trash, pathetic pothead
                                    • Jan 2016
                                    • 4
                                    #249
                                    Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                    Donald Trump is not the best presidential candidate.
                                    Psalms 38:5
                                    My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness.

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                                      • I Man Rastafari
                                        Possibly retarded pothead
                                        • Oct 2015
                                        • 1019
                                        #250
                                        Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                        Originally posted by smokemeth_hailsatn66 View Post
                                        Donald Trump is not the best presidential candidate.

                                        Greetings! These white people are fine examples of their race but they will grow angry if you do not offer a proper introduction. Also other clues from your brief comment suggest you will not be welcomed here. Satan, drug use, denigration of Donald Trump- these things are anathema to white people.
                                        Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                                          • Grandma
                                            Forum Member
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Dec 2015
                                            • 73
                                            #251
                                            Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                            Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                                            Greetings! These white people are fine examples of their race but they will grow angry if you do not offer a proper introduction. Also other clues from your brief comment suggest you will not be welcomed here. Satan, drug use, denigration of Donald Trump- these things are anathema to white people.
                                            Hello Negroe dear. I would like to know, why do you play outside the gates of God's favorite church? Would you like to enroll in our Ex-Negro program?
                                            Proverbs 3:5
                                            Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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                                              • Johny Joe Hold
                                                Mayor of Freehold
                                                 
                                                • Feb 2010
                                                • 12488
                                                #252
                                                Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                                Originally posted by smokemeth View Post
                                                Donald Trump is not the best presidential candidate.
                                                I beg your pardon!! Donald Trump is the only candidate who sounds like Jesus. Jesus said he had come to save mankind from sin. Donald has come to make America great again. Very similar.

                                                Now, let's look at Hillary Clinton. Here she is talking up her phony "faith". Unlike Donald, she is full of self doubt:

                                                http://www.nytimes.com/politics/firs...and-her-faith/
                                                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                                                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                                    Christ's Rottweiler
                                                     
                                                    • Jan 2008
                                                    • 22855
                                                    #253
                                                    Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                                    Trump campaign says Donald won’t participate in Fox News/Google debate
                                                    Trump campaign says Donald won’t participate in Fox News/Google debate
                                                    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/01/27/trump-campaign-says-candidate-won-t-participate-in-fox-newsgoogle-debate.html
                                                    Donald Trump’s campaign said Tuesday night that the Republican primary front-runner does not plan to participate in the upcoming Fox News/Google debate, shortly after the debate lineup was announced.


                                                    Donald Trump’s campaign said Tuesday night that the Republican presidential primary front-runner does not plan to participate in the upcoming Fox News/Google debate, shortly after the debate lineup was announced.

                                                    Trump’s campaign confirmed the decision to Fox News.

                                                    The Republican presidential candidate already had said he probably would not be going, accusing Fox News of “playing games” with him. Trump has cited concerns with one of the debate moderators, Megyn Kelly – but apparently made his decision not to attend following press statements from Fox News.
                                                    Masterly... Brilliant... Decisive...

                                                    I have felt that Fox News has been showing creeping left-wing bias for some time now. I cannot see that any sane person would take part in a debate controled by Fox so as to be slandered and traduced. And Google.... I thought they had all the answers!

                                                    What are the others going to say? Nothing much. Does it matter? Probably not - it will be a diet of mush and fudge - the usual bland garbage that governments have been feeding us.

                                                    Donald Trump has spoken... what is there left to say? Debate over. We the people have already decided.
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                                                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                                      • Basilissa
                                                        South of the Border outreach program
                                                        True Christian™
                                                         
                                                        • Mar 2013
                                                        • 12938
                                                        #254
                                                        Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                                        Trump campaign says Donald won’t participate in Fox News/Google debate
                                                        Trump campaign says Donald won’t participate in Fox News/Google debate
                                                        http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/01/27/trump-campaign-says-candidate-won-t-participate-in-fox-newsgoogle-debate.html
                                                        Donald Trump’s campaign said Tuesday night that the Republican primary front-runner does not plan to participate in the upcoming Fox News/Google debate, shortly after the debate lineup was announced.


                                                        Masterly... Brilliant... Decisive...

                                                        I have felt that Fox News has been showing creeping left-wing bias for some time now. I cannot see that any sane person would take part in a debate controled by Fox so as to be slandered and traduced. And Google.... I thought they had all the answers!

                                                        What are the others going to say? Nothing much. Does it matter? Probably not - it will be a diet of mush and fudge - the usual bland garbage that governments have been feeding us.

                                                        Donald Trump has spoken... what is there left to say? Debate over. We the people have already decided.
                                                        I, too, agree that this is yet another brilliant decision. While some critics say that it's very "non-presidential," that since he's "afraid" of a woman (Megyn Kelly), then how is he going to deal with international politics, etc. These critics are WRONG. President Donald Trump does not need to deal with unfriendly heads of state. That's what we have the nukes for, people!!

                                                        Praise for sending us Donald Trump!!!
                                                        God created fossils to test our faith.

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                                                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                                                        True Christians are Perfect!
                                                        True Christian™ Love.
                                                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                                                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                                         Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                                                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 15708
                                                            #255
                                                            Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                                            When you look at this picture can't you just hear the angels singing with joy?
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