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  • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2014
    • 1330

    #166
    Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
    I had a horrible thought today.

    What if Satan gets his way and Hillary ends up in the White House, then somehow gets re-elected for a second term. If she gets a sex change during the end of that second term, couldn't she run again for a third and fourth term under her new identity?

    That's probably why she hasn't gotten a sex change already. She's waiting for the right time.
    Oh Sister! What a horrible, but potential idea! Hopefully, Jesus comes this year to rescue us from this terrible possibility. And, with the number of people who support godly Mr. Trump, hopefully, they would rise up against her.
    "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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    • Jim Farmer
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2293

      #167
      Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

      Sister Victory, You may have unwittingly stumbled on the method by which we can have the Donald as President of the World for the next 16 years. After 8 years, he could simply chop off his tallywhacker. He wouldn't even need to grow his hair - he could just put it in a top knot!
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      • H. Montague Worthington
        True Christian™ Entrepreneur
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2716

        #168
        Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

        Mr. Trump is the only viable candidate left in the Presidential race-- the only candidate untouched by the sins of the others.

        It's too bad that there isn't a Pastor running for President. I no longer consider Rev. Huckabee nearly Godly enough since he became lured to the wickedness of the bright lights of TV in New York City. He's nothing more than a venal 'hot dog', living the high life at Fox News Headquarters in New York City, America's most wicked place.

        Mr. Santorum's time has come and gone, and he's WAY too Cathylick. John Kasich is out of touch, and doesn't even know about the most important and heroic actions of American Patriots working against the Obummer regime. Liberal Chris Christie (a friend of Obama) is apparently eating himself to death; he looks like he'll be dead by the Republican convention.

        The two Mexicans in the race (Cruz and Rubio) plus Ben Carson and Jeb Bush's wife and children are the types of people Mr. Trump is trying to keep OUT of this country with his ENORMOUS WALL.

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #169
          Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I'm not sure that "cheating" is the right word here. With perverts like the Clintons, who don't take the Sacred Vows of Holy Matrimony seriously, most likely run around hopping from bed to bed, fornicating with any and everything they can get ahold of.

          In any event, it is a well known fact that Hillary Clinton is a raging bulldike lezbean.
          Hillary Clinton has a long history with carpets - from a transplanted carpetbagger with her New York senate seat to her renown rug munching. Nobody really expects Hillary Clinton to answer the phone at 3:00 AM.

          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • SayvedByTheLord
            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
            True Christian™
            • May 2007
            • 3151

            #170
            Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

            With Hillarys munching, and the old hippie communist, the Demoncrats stand no chance.


            Leviticus 26:27-29

            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22355

              #171
              Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

              Hillary Clinton is getting crazier every day: Aliens may have visited: Shock Hillary Clinton claim as she vows to open 'UFO cover up'.

              At first when I read the title I assumed Hillary Clinton finally catched up to Donald Trump and that Hillary Clinton finally figured out America is invaded by swarms of Mexican rapist criminal drug dealing murderers and Muslims. But it turns out it is even worse as Hillary Clinton is referring to a completely different kind of aliens, those from other planets.

              Yes, Hillary Clinton really is that crazy. How Hillary Clinton can believe beings from other planets could exist is beyond me. If those existed surely the Holy Bible would have mentioned them. I am very certain Genesis never mentions "And God said, Let us make aliens from other planets with huge eyes and noses even uglier than Rosie O'Donnell's".
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Johny Joe Hold
                Mayor of Freehold
                 
                • Feb 2010
                • 12406

                #172
                Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                While other Republicans stay in seedy motels on the campaign trail and risk being seduced by homers, Donald goes home to his wife every night. People say he should stay on the road and mix with the locals. Sure, but what about the homers who are lurking at every campaign stop. Better for Donald if he jumps into his private jet and gets out of Dodge.

                Really, if I were managing those other campaigns, I would require candidates to return to their homes at night. One lewd encounter and a candidate is done.


                Donald Trump likes to sleep in his own bed and it may cost him votes

                Date published: Friday, 8 January 2016 - 8:54pm IST | Place: Washington | Agency: Reuters
                Trump's determination to sleep at home every night raises eyebrows among election campaign veterans, who say it could cost him.

                US presidential candidates are spending long days on the campaign trail and their nights in a succession of budget hotels, often in small towns. Not Donald Trump.

                After nearly every rally, the billionaire real estate developer hops into one of his planes or helicopters and returns to New York so that he can sleep in his own bed in his marble-and-gold-furnished Trump Tower apartment in Manhattan.

                In November and December, Trump held six rallies in Iowa, visited a local production plant and held one town hall, flying home each night. His nearest rival for the Republican nomination, Ted Cruz, has zigzagged around the state, holding around a dozen town halls and twice as many "meet-and-greet" sessions, and bedding down between stops in hotels.

                Trump's determination to sleep at home every night raises eyebrows among election campaign veterans, who say it could cost him. Voters in Iowa and New Hampshire often want more personal attention; they feel they play a special role in choosing presidential nominees because their contests are held first.
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                  An old soul
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4879

                  #173
                  Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                  Quote:

                  Within an hour of posting a message about a man shot in Paris, before concluding that "Germany is a mess," the phrase "Paris is in Germany" was one of the top Twitter trends in the world.
                  I think Trump has figured out that - to the average American voter - geology is just a bunch of maps and elitist claptrap. So what if Paris isn't in Germany, or vice versa... nobody cares. Sarah Palin knew this back in 2008. Come November, the joke will be on liberal politicians who mention foreign countries purely to show off or out of hatred for America.

                  If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                  • Titus Templeton
                    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                    Jesus macht frei
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 5912

                    #174
                    Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                    "Who's gonna pay for the WALL?"
                    "MEEEXICOOOOO!!!"

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #175
                      Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                      Can I just say how much I deeply appreciate the Blessings of Jesus? Can I just take a moment to shout my PRAISES to Christ Jesus and thank Him for giving us all the gift of Donald Trump, who will soon be reigning over us all? Satan will send all of his minions after Mr. Trump, but he is protected by Christs own blood.


                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • WWJDnow
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 6302

                        #176
                        Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Can I just say how much I deeply appreciate the Blessings of Jesus? Can I just take a moment to shout my PRAISES to Christ Jesus and thank Him for giving us all the gift of Donald Trump, who will soon be reigning over us all?
                        Yes, Pastor, you can.



                        I think Jesus reached out his hand and personally selected Donald Trump as the one man who can return our nation to greatness and protect us from the minorities who want to steal our freedoms, our jobs, and the virginities of our women.
                        The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                        • IAJHTCT
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jan 2016
                          • 8

                          #177
                          Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                          Wow no wonder America is going down hill when its populated by idiots like you lot. Trump is the plague in human form.

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22845

                            #178
                            Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                            Hello Mr Knee-jerk-without-any-thought, Trump is going to get the USA out of the mess it's in and I've heard him say it, which is a damn sight more than your Obama has ever done or said.

                            After a series of disasters since Nixon, only GWB has been able to raise the flag, and the hopes of the people - there have been a lot of "gray, faceless clones of men".

                            The dashing Mr Trump is the breath of fresh air this country needs. He'll give it the business treatment and we'll be head and shoulders above the rest of them!

                            What have you got to say to that?
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • Johny Joe Hold
                              Mayor of Freehold
                               
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 12406

                              #179
                              Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                              Originally posted by IAJHTCT View Post
                              Wow no wonder America is going down hill when its populated by idiots like you lot. Trump is the plague in human form.
                              Ahem! A plague in human form? This man owns a room full of Bibles. He goes to church.

                              More than at any time in history this country needs a man with many Bibles and who goes to church.
                              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                              • IAJHTCT
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jan 2016
                                • 8

                                #180
                                Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                Going to church does not automatically make you a good person. Hitler was christian. Trump is a racist, sexist, asshole who makes fun of people with disabilities. I've been looking around on this website a bit and I have to say that it's the CRAZIEST thing I have ever seen. You hear about insane christians like Trump doing awful things in the name of christ, but I'd never believe I'd see some in person. Religion is supposed to be a good thing, a thing that gives you hope, strength to keep going when things are tough and a will to help others. But all you lot do is use it as an excuse to say and do hateful things to others just because they don't share your believes. I've seen the
                                "Punched the most queers" award. If you don't realize how fucked up that is it's time to take a good look in the mirror and reevaluate your life.

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