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  • #1081
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    PRAISE GOD !!

    Charlie Sheen's replacement Mercedes Benz has been found at the bottom of the same cliff again.

    Let's all pray his smashed corpse is behind the wheel or in the trunk this time!!!
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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    • #1082
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Imagine the excitement and anticipation of the authorities as the car is pulled from the ravine! They must all be frantic from hoping that this time Charlie is truly and finally dead! I could see Governor Schwarzenegger preparing a proclamation of celebration, maybe even declare Monday a holiday.

      Let's all pray they find the body soon, and we get Charlie roasting in that fiery lake!!!!
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      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • #1083
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
        Imagine the excitement and anticipation of the authorities as the car is pulled from the ravine! They must all be frantic from hoping that this time Charlie is truly and finally dead! I could see Governor Schwarzenegger preparing a proclamation of celebration, maybe even declare Monday a holiday.

        Let's all pray they find the body soon, and we get Charlie roasting in that fiery lake!!!!
        PRAISE, they only claiming thieves stole his car, but maybe Jesus will see to that the next time the thieves kidnap Charlie Sheen, place him in the trunk and run a hose to the car's exhaust. With any luck we will be seeing Sheen bent over a mamga vent and screaming like a little girl.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • #1084
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
          Imagine the excitement and anticipation of the authorities as the car is pulled from the ravine! They must all be frantic from hoping that this time Charlie is truly and finally dead! I could see Governor Schwarzenegger preparing a proclamation of celebration, maybe even declare Monday a holiday.

          Let's all pray they find the body soon, and we get Charlie roasting in that fiery lake!!!!
          It appears as if Satan has been denied a favorite new chew toy.

          Another one of Charlie's cars has been pushed off a cliff. We can always hope for Charlie to get right with Jesus before whoever he upset so badly (as Brother Bobby put it) makes sure he is in the trunk next time.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • #1085
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Well, hoping against hope, until we see a live Charlie on TV, I will pray his drug riddled, promiscuous corpse is laying undiscovered amongst the weeds and beer cans at the bottom of that cliff!
            Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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            • #1086
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
              Well, hoping against hope, until we see a live Charlie on TV, I will pray his drug riddled, promiscuous corpse is laying undiscovered amongst the weeds and beer cans at the bottom of that cliff!
              Indeed, Brother, it is sentiments like these that allow me to Soldier on throughout Life. Glory!!!

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              • #1087
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                Indeed, Brother, it is sentiments like these that allow me to Soldier on throughout Life. Glory!!!
                Brother Griner has a gift for painting vivid word pictures.

                Amen
                Nahum 1:2

                God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


                If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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                • #1088
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Times Square Harlot buys a Ticket!

                  Click image for larger version Name: Eisenstadt.jpg Views: 1 Size: 54.1 KB ID: 1910537

                  Finally after 91 years, Jesus has brought to the end the life of a woman, Edith Shain, (surely a misspelling for ‘Shame’) who is singlehandedly responsible for the downfall of morals in the USA.

                  http://www.latimes.com/news/obituari...,4968153.story

                  A Jewish photographer, concerned only with the money that he could make, recorded for posterity a public and wanton display of harlotry and the obvious precursor to fornication.

                  In full view of Millions, MRS. Edith Shain, (Yes, she was a married woman!) gave her body to Carl Muscarello. Muscarello, (sounds Italian, so he’s a catlick) and the media pushed this as a ‘normal thing’ thus giving the go-ahead to lascivious behavior, fornication and adultery and the fall in moral values.

                  There can be no excuses! A warning that the temptress, Eve, lives in all females!

                  Well she’s on her way to Satan’s lair now – see if she can find anyone who’ll kiss her there!
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                  • #1089
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    It looks like he's about to suck her liver Right out through her lungs

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                    • #1090
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by SUV View Post
                      It looks like he's about to suck her liver Right out through her lungs
                      That was probably the only action he saw during the war!
                      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                      • #1091
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        I hesitate to post this here.

                        Fox News has reported West Virginia Democrat Senator, Robert Byrd has passed away.

                        My caution stems from some cryptic hints Pastor Zeke made recently about an ailing, elderly major US political figure that had secretly became a platinum++++ level tither for Landover Baptist.

                        Now that Byrd has died, if it was him, can the church staff fill us in on this amazing conversion ?

                        Would accepting Christ on his death bed absolve even Senator Byrd and provide him Salvation® ??

                        Praise Jesus! (in either regard!)
                        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                        • #1092
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
                          I hesitate to post this here.

                          Fox News has reported West Virginia Democrat Senator, Robert Byrd has passed away.

                          My caution stems from some cryptic hints Pastor Zeke made recently about an ailing, elderly major US political figure that had secretly became a platinum++++ level tither for Landover Baptist.

                          Now that Byrd has died, if it was him, can the church staff fill us in on this amazing conversion ?

                          Would accepting Christ on his death bed absolve even Senator Byrd and provide him Salvation® ??

                          Praise Jesus! (in either regard!)





                          Well it looks like Mr Byrd was a victim of Osama Yomomma's political cutbacks. Every year you hear about some old timer who dies because they have shut themselves in their homes with all their windows locked closed because of the deteriorating neighborhood around them, their air conditioners and fans off because they can't pay for the escalating price of their electricity. We all know what Washington DC has become as of late,our own Somalia, anarchy gone amok. The papers published this about Mr Byrd's death.

                          ''He was admitted to a Washington-area hospital late last week suffering from what a spokesman said was believed to be heat exhaustion and severe dehydration as a result of the high temperatures in the capital.''

                          need I say more.
                          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                          • #1093
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            That does make sense.

                            If Senator Byrd had repented, Osambo would naturally have wanted to kill him.

                            And budget cutbacks and making Washington D.C. capitol of the third world would be perfect cover for this murder of a recent (and embarrassing) Christian conversion.
                            Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                            • #1094
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                              Who's next? Woo woo!

                              Is that Ross Perot whose ears they are pulling on? Is he next?

                              Shucks, I thought it would be Elizabeth Taylor.
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                              • #1095
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Praise Jesus! Another money-grubbing joo is burning in hell this morning! God hates the Yankees, and He ESPECIALLY hates their owner George Stienbrenner.



                                Yankees Owner George Steinbrenner Is Dead at 80

                                Yankees chairman and principal owner George Steinbrenner, seated beside his daughter, Jessica, in the family’s personal box during a spring training game in March. George Steinbrenner, the 80-year-old owner of the New York Yankees, died in a Tampa hospital after suffering a heart attack early Tuesday morning.

                                “It is with profound sadness that the family of George M. Steinbrenner III announces his passing. He passed away this morning in Tampa, Fla., at age 80,” the family said in a statement released to ESPN.

                                Steinbrenner’s death comes days after the death of another Yankee legend, public-address announcer Bob Sheppard, who died on Sunday at age 99.

                                Steinbrenner, a shipping magnate, bought the Yankees in 1973, turning the organization into one of professional sports’ premier franchises. Under his ownership, the Yankees won seven World Series and 11 American League pennants.

                                His tenure as Yankees owner — and his deep pockets — also made him one of the most controversial figures in baseball. His habit of spending markedly more than other teams to acquire the game’s best players. Under Steinbrenner, the Yankees’ payroll has traditionally been the highest in baseball.

                                Steinbrenner’s health has been declining in recent years, and he had effectively turned over control of the team to his sons, Hal and Hank.

                                According to a statement released by the family, funeral arrangements will be private, with a public service to be held later.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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