[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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PRAISE GOD !!

Charlie Sheen's replacement Mercedes Benz has been found at the bottom of the same cliff again.

Let's all pray his smashed corpse is behind the wheel or in the trunk this time!!!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Imagine the excitement and anticipation of the authorities as the car is pulled from the ravine! They must all be frantic from hoping that this time Charlie is truly and finally dead! I could see Governor Schwarzenegger preparing a proclamation of celebration, maybe even declare Monday a holiday.

Let's all pray they find the body soon, and we get Charlie roasting in that fiery lake!!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Imagine the excitement and anticipation of the authorities as the car is pulled from the ravine! They must all be frantic from hoping that this time Charlie is truly and finally dead! I could see Governor Schwarzenegger preparing a proclamation of celebration, maybe even declare Monday a holiday.

Let's all pray they find the body soon, and we get Charlie roasting in that fiery lake!!!!

PRAISE, they only claiming thieves stole his car, but maybe Jesus will see to that the next time the thieves kidnap Charlie Sheen, place him in the trunk and run a hose to the car's exhaust. With any luck we will be seeing Sheen bent over a mamga vent and screaming like a little girl.

[Levi Jones]

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Imagine the excitement and anticipation of the authorities as the car is pulled from the ravine! They must all be frantic from hoping that this time Charlie is truly and finally dead! I could see Governor Schwarzenegger preparing a proclamation of celebration, maybe even declare Monday a holiday.

Let's all pray they find the body soon, and we get Charlie roasting in that fiery lake!!!!

It appears as if Satan has been denied a favorite new chew toy.

Another one of Charlie's cars has been pushed off a cliff. We can always hope for Charlie to get right with Jesus before whoever he upset so badly (as Brother Bobby put it) makes sure he is in the trunk next time.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Well, hoping against hope, until we see a live Charlie on TV, I will pray his drug riddled, promiscuous corpse is laying undiscovered amongst the weeds and beer cans at the bottom of that cliff!

[SUV]

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Well, hoping against hope, until we see a live Charlie on TV, I will pray his drug riddled, promiscuous corpse is laying undiscovered amongst the weeds and beer cans at the bottom of that cliff!

Indeed, Brother, it is sentiments like these that allow me to Soldier on throughout Life. Glory!!!

[Brother Barnabus]

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Indeed, Brother, it is sentiments like these that allow me to Soldier on throughout Life. Glory!!!

Brother Griner has a gift for painting vivid word pictures.

Amen

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Times Square Harlot buys a Ticket!



Finally after 91 years, Jesus has brought to the end the life of a woman, Edith Shain, (surely a misspelling for ‘Shame’) who is singlehandedly responsible for the downfall of morals in the USA.

http://www.latimes.com/news/obituari...,4968153.story

A Jewish photographer, concerned only with the money that he could make, recorded for posterity a public and wanton display of harlotry and the obvious precursor to fornication.

In full view of Millions, MRS. Edith Shain, (Yes, she was a married woman!) gave her body to Carl Muscarello. Muscarello, (sounds Italian, so he’s a catlick) and the media pushed this as a ‘normal thing’ thus giving the go-ahead to lascivious behavior, fornication and adultery and the fall in moral values.

There can be no excuses! A warning that the temptress, Eve, lives in all females!

Well she’s on her way to Satan’s lair now – see if she can find anyone who’ll kiss her there!

[SUV]

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It looks like he's about to suck her liver Right out through her lungs

[Benedict A. Davis]

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It looks like he's about to suck her liver Right out through her lungs

That was probably the only action he saw during the war!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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I hesitate to post this here.

Fox News has reported West Virginia Democrat Senator, Robert Byrd has passed away.

My caution stems from some cryptic hints Pastor Zeke made recently about an ailing, elderly major US political figure that had secretly became a platinum++++ level tither for Landover Baptist.

Now that Byrd has died, if it was him, can the church staff fill us in on this amazing conversion ?

Would accepting Christ on his death bed absolve even Senator Byrd and provide him Salvation® ??

Praise Jesus! (in either regard!)

[Benedict A. Davis]

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I hesitate to post this here.

Fox News has reported West Virginia Democrat Senator, Robert Byrd has passed away.

My caution stems from some cryptic hints Pastor Zeke made recently about an ailing, elderly major US political figure that had secretly became a platinum++++ level tither for Landover Baptist.

Now that Byrd has died, if it was him, can the church staff fill us in on this amazing conversion ?

Would accepting Christ on his death bed absolve even Senator Byrd and provide him Salvation® ??

Praise Jesus! (in either regard!)

Well it looks like Mr Byrd was a victim of Osama Yomomma's political cutbacks. Every year you hear about some old timer who dies because they have shut themselves in their homes with all their windows locked closed because of the deteriorating neighborhood around them, their air conditioners and fans off because they can't pay for the escalating price of their electricity. We all know what Washington DC has become as of late,our own Somalia, anarchy gone amok. The papers published this about Mr Byrd's death.

''He was admitted to a Washington-area hospital late last week suffering from what a spokesman said was believed to be heat exhaustion and severe dehydration as a result of the high temperatures in the capital.''

need I say more.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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That does make sense.

If Senator Byrd had repented, Osambo would naturally have wanted to kill him.

And budget cutbacks and making Washington D.C. capitol of the third world would be perfect cover for this murder of a recent (and embarrassing) Christian conversion.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Who's next? Woo woo!

Is that Ross Perot whose ears they are pulling on? Is he next?

Shucks, I thought it would be Elizabeth Taylor.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Praise Jesus! Another money-grubbing joo is burning in hell this morning! God hates the Yankees, and He ESPECIALLY hates their owner George Stienbrenner.

Yankees Owner George Steinbrenner Is Dead at 80

Yankees chairman and principal owner George Steinbrenner, seated beside his daughter, Jessica, in the family’s personal box during a spring training game in March. George Steinbrenner, the 80-year-old owner of the New York Yankees, died in a Tampa hospital after suffering a heart attack early Tuesday morning.

“It is with profound sadness that the family of George M. Steinbrenner III announces his passing. He passed away this morning in Tampa, Fla., at age 80,” the family said in a statement released to ESPN.

Steinbrenner’s death comes days after the death of another Yankee legend, public-address announcer Bob Sheppard, who died on Sunday at age 99.

Steinbrenner, a shipping magnate, bought the Yankees in 1973, turning the organization into one of professional sports’ premier franchises. Under his ownership, the Yankees won seven World Series and 11 American League pennants.

His tenure as Yankees owner — and his deep pockets — also made him one of the most controversial figures in baseball. His habit of spending markedly more than other teams to acquire the game’s best players. Under Steinbrenner, the Yankees’ payroll has traditionally been the highest in baseball.

Steinbrenner’s health has been declining in recent years, and he had effectively turned over control of the team to his sons, Hal and Hank.

According to a statement released by the family, funeral arrangements will be private, with a public service to be held later.