I have some exciting news! The godless heathen that are North Korea has attacked South Korea! Could this be it? I know we all got excited when President Bush heroically invaded Afghanistan. We got excited again when he heroically invaded Iraq. Perhaps God has a different plan. We always thought the end of times would be brought about by a conflict INITIATED in the Middle East. Perhaps it starts with these Chinamen and creates WW3 and ENDS UP in the Middle East? Should we grab out Rapture readiness Packs?
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Could this be the beginning of the end?
Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
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Is this going to be the start of a second Korean war.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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I am of two minds about this.
Having the slants killing each other would certainly gladden Pastor Zeke's heart after his harrowing ornamental ordeal.
On the other hand, having the useful slants taking the worst of it in this dust up is of some concern.Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.
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CHINKS UNABLE TO QUIT SQUABBLING - 'Koreans' Feud!
Well, look at that: Those wacky chinks are at eachother again!
If you ask me, it's good news. It keeps the slanty eyes of those chinks averted from the godly United States and busy with their own crazy commie floundring over 'de-militarized zones' and 'borders'!INCHEON, South Korea (Reuters) - North Korea fired scores of artillery shells at a South Korean island on Tuesday, killing two soldiers, in one of the heaviest attacks on its neighbour since the Korean War ended in 1953.
In time, we'll run over there, give them a good thrashing and show them who's really in charge - the Lord!
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Re: CHINKS UNABLE TO QUIT SQUABBLING - 'Koreans' Feud!
Well lets pray that North and South Korea gets destroyed in a Nuclear Holocaust.
That woud be so amazing! Glory!
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Re: CHINKS UNABLE TO QUIT SQUABBLING - 'Koreans' Feud!
It's no surprise to me. Those chinks get frustrated because God gave them such squinty eyes. That's also why they're such bad drivers!The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Thank Jesus Christ!! The Korean war drums are beating!
North Korea’s strike on South Korea caused hour-long battle, leaving two South Korean marines dead! Glory!!
Psalm 46:9 9He maketh wars to cease unto the end of the earth; he breaketh the bow, and cutteth the spear in sunder; he burneth the chariot in the fire.
Luke 21:9-10 9But when ye shall hear of wars and commotions, be not terrified: for these things must first come to pass; but the end is not by and by.
10Then said he unto them, Nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom
He’s coming in power and glory!
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-Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
-Holocaust Jokes
-Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
-Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
-10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
-5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
-Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!
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I quite enjoyed M.A.S.H. Perhaps we will get a new series.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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Are you sure it wasn't all just a huge mistake? Those chinks can't see out of those squinty eyes of theres. Maybe they started firing on each other accidentally?
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Re: CHINKS UNABLE TO QUIT SQUABBLING - 'Koreans' Feud!
I guess I better go get that 65" LED flat screen Samsung for my plane today before they become either unavailable or come with 50mm holes in the screen.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Praise God, the first one never actually ended! The DMZ ceased hostilities in the fifties, but neither side officially won, lost or signed any treaty.Originally posted by Lisa H View PostIs this going to be the start of a second Korean war.
If Godly President Bush was still in office, he would realize this armistice and send a couple of carrier battle groups in to keep the peace and engage the commie gooks in the north at the slightest provocation.
But the socialist Osambo does nothing.
South Korea is a valuable ally in building our ships, oil rigs and refinery equipment, praise Jesus!
May God protect our yellow friends.Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Ruh roh!God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Simply, there has been not a second that war has not plagued some part of the Earth. This is not a good way to determine if the world will end. I would bet that the Banking Cartels are funding both sides of the war, putting S. Korea and the North into a debt which neither will be able to pay. The United States will without doubt jump in and pretend to be the hero, still the riches country on Earth, but will leave the conflict as a 3rd World ruin of poverty and debt. If we jump into this war, with our current economy, we will probably loose our freedom and our name to some corporate giant. The United States of Walmart, here we come.Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View PostI have some exciting news! The godless heathen that are North Korea has attacked South Korea! Could this be it? I know we all got excited when President Bush heroically invaded Afghanistan. We got excited again when he heroically invaded Iraq. Perhaps God has a different plan. We always thought the end of times would be brought about by a conflict INITIATED in the Middle East. Perhaps it starts with these Chinamen and creates WW3 and ENDS UP in the Middle East? Should we grab out Rapture readiness Packs?
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Really? For how many of the last 50 years has a heathen country with nuclear capabilities been at war? And don't cite Isreal. They are not saved, but they are our allies and not heathen when killing towel heads!Originally posted by bloodraven View PostSimply, there has been not a second that war has not plagued some part of the Earth. This is not a good way to determine if the world will end.Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
Further reading to help you become a True Christian™
Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!
Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
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