[Bobby-Joe]

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Well, I can tell you this: the priest of our church, "Pater Jan" as we call him (a personal friend of me..) always celebrates his Mass with humour. Don't even think about that he is not a true Christian, because he IS, otherwise he wouldn't be a priest in our church, wouldn't he?

If he is a priest and celibates mass he is not a TRUE Christian friend. TRUE Christians have pastors and worship as The Bible directs. We also do not worship idols or the Virgin Mary ether. Do not mistake the pagan nonsense of the Catholic church for Christianity.

[Wibralover]

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Friend we don't like swearing in any languages in the Lord's favorite forums.

V

Euhm I don't thin a banana-forum is your 'lord's favorites

and just this one silly question : If God created all of this, Imean the universe, who has created god ?

[Brother V]

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Euhm I don't thin a banana-forum is your 'lord's favorites

and just this one silly question : If God created all of this, Imean the universe, who has created god ?

God always was.

Du'h.

[15.3IQ (On Moderation)]

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God always was.

Du'h.

how come god always was but the universe wasnt?

[Brother V]

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how come god always was but the universe wasnt?

God didn't make it yet.

[Appelfap.]

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It's not that hard to understand, is it?
First there was God.
Then God created the universe.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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If he is a priest and celibates mass he is not a TRUE Christian friend. TRUE Christians have pastors and worship as The Bible directs. We also do not worship idols or the Virgin Mary ether. Do not mistake the pagan nonsense of the Catholic church for Christianity.

Quite right. What's more, where did the hellbound trash get the idea that humor during worship was appropriate? It certainly wasn't from the Bible:

Ephesians 5:4: Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.

For that matter, they should stop calling their priest by any title that translates as "Father":

Matthew 23:9: And call no [man] your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Euhm I don't thin a banana-forum is your 'lord's favorites

and just this one silly question : If God created all of this, Imean the universe, who has created god ?

Are you a retard or just another eurotrash sodomite? Which is it boy?

[Wibralover]

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Are you a retard or just another eurotrash sodomite? Which is it boy?

euhm...
1) im a man and very much alive unlike this guy ->
2) im not just another eurotrash sodomite, im just a normal guy who believes in science
3) If I may say so gentle pastor of the fock science proves that the earth existed long before your savior was born
4)If you believe that Adam and Eve were the first ones that populated the earth, don't you think they were commiting incest to crowd the earth? And it's said in the bible that you can't have sex with your family so now basicly we're all family omfg I might be doing it with my famlily right now!!!!!!!

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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4)If you believe that Adam and Eve were the first ones that populated the earth, don't you think they were commiting incest to crowd the earth? And it's said in the bible that you can't have sex with your family so now basicly we're all family omfg I might be doing it with my famlily right now!!!!!!!

The pages of Genesis are rife with incest. That's rather a given, when you start with only two persons. Even Moses was the result of an incestuous marriage.

But ever since God gave us THE LAW, there's no longer any excuse. Incest is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord, and once Biblical Rule has been reintroduced in this country, incest will carry the penalty of death.

Don't do this at home, kids.

[OnYourKnees]

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euhm...

euhm? What the heck is that?

1) im a man know-it-all little boy and very much alive unlike this guy ->

That's an emoticon. Not a real person, like Jesus, who was resurrected by His Own Grace.

2) im not just another eurotrash sodomite, im just a normal guy who believes in science

Do tell. What science have you studied? What degree in "science" do you hold? Oh, wait. You haven't gone to University yet, have you?

3) If I may say so gentle pastor of the fock science proves that the earth existed long before your savior was born

No, the Bible proves that the earth existed long before Jesus was born. He came 2000 years ago, and the earth is about 6000 years old. Pay attention!

4)If you believe that Adam and Eve were the first ones that populated the earth, don't you think they were commiting incest to crowd the earth? And it's said in the bible that you can't have sex with your family so now basicly we're all family omfg I might be doing it with my famlily right now!!!!!!!

Show us, oh Biblical Scholar, where in the Bible does it say you can't reproduce with relatives? Please, quote chapter and verse. After all, you know the Bible so very well!

Since you believe in "science", you believe that humans came from rocks and lightning, and all have a common ancestor. That makes all humans related, both to each other and more distantly to monkeys, sheep, and Belgians.

Since you believe incest to be a horrible sin -- going so far as to make up Biblical condemnation of it -- then you'd want to have relations with someone as far removed from you as possible, right?

So, if you follow "science", it's better for you (less incestuous) to have relations with a sheep because it's a farther-removed relative than a human!

Do you have a pet sheep, boy? Is she called Wellington?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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euhm...Gibberish deleted....

3) If I may say so gentle pastor of the fock science proves that the earth existed long before your savior was born

Okay now I'm thinking you are some kind of chink with a speech impediment. The word is "FLOCK". I am giving you the benefit of the doubt here, but you'd better learn to speak proper American if you want to avoid offending Jesus. You inadvertently came close to uttering an obscenity about me that would have resulted in your banishment.

I hope I have made myself clear, hop-sing.

Now, as to your next absurd statement I have quoted above; do you honestly imagine that we believe the earth came into existence on the day Jesus was born? I have never even heard a rumor of a cult anywhere on earth that would believe such rubbish. If you had ever bothered to read the Holy Bible, you would see that God created the earth between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago.

If you have any evidence to the contrary, feel free to post it here. But mind you, give us your sources. We certainly are not going to blindly accept the wild claims of a retarded chink with a harelip.

[15.3IQ (On Moderation)]

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Okay now I'm thinking you are some kind of chink with a speech impediment. The word is "FLOCK". I am giving you the benefit of the doubt here, but you'd better learn to speak proper American if you want to avoid offending Jesus. You inadvertently came close to uttering an obscenity about me that would have resulted in your banishment.

I hope I have made myself clear, hop-sing.

Now, as to your next absurd statement I have quoted above; do you honestly imagine that we believe the earth came into existence on the day Jesus was born? I have never even heard a rumor of a cult anywhere on earth that would believe such rubbish. If you had ever bothered to read the Holy Bible, you would see that God created the earth between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago.

If you have any evidence to the contrary, feel free to post it here. But mind you, give us your sources. We certainly are not going to blindly accept the wild claims of a retarded chink with a harelip.

hey i dont think jesus would enjoy you being racist for no reason...jesus wasnt american, and he didnt speak ENGLGISH, or american as you call it (broken english)

also you keep saying it says so in the bible there is nothing OUTSIDE of the bible that says the bible is the word of god....you cant say its the word of god because it says it is....someone MIGHT be lying to you....

and stop being racist when people put in typos. and leave the grammar alone....who cares about grammar. you wouldnt hear the grammatical errors if you were talking face to face....stick to the points and dont deviate to grammar and name calling.

[G-Baby]

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Okay now I'm thinking you are some kind of chink with a speech impediment. The word is "FLOCK". I am giving you the benefit of the doubt here, but you'd better learn to speak proper American if you want to avoid offending Jesus. You inadvertently came close to uttering an obscenity about me that would have resulted in your banishment.
Well, it's better to say that than to quote from a silly book..

I hope I have made myself clear, hop-sing.

Now, as to your next absurd statement I have quoted above; do you honestly imagine that we believe the earth came into existence on the day Jesus was born? I have never even heard a rumor of a cult anywhere on earth that would believe such rubbish. If you had ever bothered to read the Holy Bible, you would see that God created the earth between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago.
Well, how do you "wise-guys" explain the discovered skulls of some Homo Erectuses, which were investigated and appeared to be 300,000 - 400,000 years old? Touché..

If you have any evidence to the contrary, feel free to post it here. But mind you, give us your sources. We certainly are not going to blindly accept the wild claims of a retarded chink with a harelip.

Better a harelip than a shr*mp*d f*ce..

[the dud]

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That's an emoticon. Not a real person, like Jesus, who was resurrected by His Own Grace.
Jesus did exist but he isn't the son of god( how can someone be the son of someone who doesn't exist)
Prove it. Jesus fit all the prophecies, which were written hundreds of years before His birth.
Do tell. What science have you studied? What degree in "science" do you hold? Oh, wait. You haven't gone to University yet, have you?
Have you?
Yes. But I'm not claiming to have vast knowledge of science. I assume you're still in grade school?

No, the Bible proves that the earth existed long before Jesus was born. He came 2000 years ago, and the earth is about 6000(everyone knows that the earth exists for 4.5 billion) years old. Pay attention! Based on what?
Have you invented this because there was less history for you to know on high school. Have you ever been to high school?
Show us, oh Biblical Scholar, where in the Bible does it say you can't reproduce with relatives? Please, quote chapter and verse. After all, you know the Bible so very well!
You can reproduce with relatives, but the results aren't so good then.
Look at yourself for example
You claim that the Bible forbids reproduction with relatives. Prove it.

Since you believe in "science", you believe that humans came from rocks and lightning, and all have a common ancestor. That makes all humans related( if the entire mankind would descend from Adam and Eve, then every human is related with eachother), both to each other and more distantly to monkeys, sheep, and Belgians.
Apparently you think it OK to mate with sheep, as you refused to respond to the question.

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