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  • Wibralover
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2007
    • 16

    #106
    Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

    "you had ever bothered to read the Holy Bible, you would see that God created the earth between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago."

    Yeah right, so according to you, animals like the dinosaurs never existed, although there is lots and lots of proof. Dinosaurs were vertebrate animals that dominated terrestrial ecosystems for over 160 million years, first appearing approximately 230 million years ago.

    Duh!!!!

    PS: Did you ever see God's person or in person? Btw, just a "silly" question...Do you think God is a man or a WOman ? btw, is he black or white ? Now Those are VERY important questions that DESERVE important answers....or ?

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #107
      Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

      Here's an important question - Have you ever read the Bible? Because if you had, you would have heard of a little bad weather a man called Noah had to live through for 40 days and 40 nights. Evilutionists hate the story of the flood because it explains everything, and that keeps them from turning more people away from Jesus.

      Duh!!!
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #108
        Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

        Originally posted by Wibralover View Post
        "you had ever bothered to read the Holy Bible, you would see that God created the earth between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago."

        Yeah right, so according to you, animals like the dinosaurs never existed, although there is lots and lots of proof. Dinosaurs were vertebrate animals that dominated terrestrial ecosystems for over 160 million years, first appearing approximately 230 million years ago.

        There is plenty of evidence that dinosaurs lived alongside Mankind, but the monkey-worshipers who have brainwashed you in secular school insist on telling lies about that. Take a look at THIS research.

        Duh!!!!

        If you'd stop making that animal grunt and keep your mouth closed, you'd look a bit less like the eurotrash retard that you are.

        PS: Did you ever see God's person or in person?

        No, have you ever seen your great-great grandfather in person? Does that mean he never existed? You are such a tool, Appleflaple.

        Btw, just a "silly" question...Do you think God is a man or a WOman ? btw, is he black or white ? Now Those are VERY important questions that DESERVE important answers....or ?
        If you had ever read the Holy Bible, you would know that God is a White Male. Throughout the Bible God refers to Himself as "HE". And He created us in His image....God loves and has blessed America over all nations, therefore He is White.

        Anymore stupid questions?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
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          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #109
          Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

          Originally posted by Wibralover View Post
          Yeah right, so according to you, animals like the dinosaurs never existed, although there is lots and lots of proof. Dinosaurs were vertebrate animals that dominated terrestrial ecosystems for over 160 million years, first appearing approximately 230 million years ago.
          . Dinosaurs existed and are mentioned in The Bible as Behomoth. They were creations of Satan sent to forcibly sodomize humanity, thus turning everyone into homers with hot man on dino sex and keep us from the state of grace need for Christ’s return. That is why God drown them in The Flood.

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          • OnYourKnees
            On Extended Furlough
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 4729

            #110
            Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

            Originally posted by Wibralover View Post
            "you had ever bothered to read the Holy Bible, you would see that God created the earth between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago."

            Yeah right, so according to you, animals like the dinosaurs never existed, although there is lots and lots of proof. Dinosaurs were vertebrate animals that dominated terrestrial ecosystems for over 160 million years, first appearing approximately 230 million years ago.
            We've never denied the existence of dinosaurs. In fact, they're mentioned repeatedly in the Bible as dragons.

            Obviously, they wouldn't fit on Noah's ark, and were extinguished in the Flood.

            The only way to date the remains found available to scientists is guesswork based on what layer of sediment they were found in. Do your homework, and you'll see that it's the truth.

            Duh!!!!
            Indeed.

            PS: Did you ever see God's person or in person? Btw, just a "silly" question...Do you think God is a man or a WOman ? btw, is he black or white ? Now Those are VERY important questions that DESERVE important answers....or ?
            And they're clearly answered in the Bible. Read it.

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            • OnYourKnees
              On Extended Furlough
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2006
              • 4729

              #111
              Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

              Originally posted by G-Baby View Post
              Well, how do you "wise-guys" explain the discovered skulls of some Homo Erectuses, which were investigated and appeared to be 300,000 - 400,000 years old? Touché..
              Those skulls were dated by guesswork based on what layer of sediment they were found in, as previously mentioned. Do your homework and find out how fossils are dated instead of guessing at it. We've DONE our homework.

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              • Virginia Day Templeton
                Christ's Battle Axe
                 
                • Dec 2006
                • 2827

                #112
                Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                Well, he/she/it did say that it "appeared to be" older than Creation. If you're a scientist studying things through a lens of Satanic deception, many falsehoods will "appear" true.
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                • 15.3IQ
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 57

                  #113
                  Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                  i keep getting told that im rude and all i do is make claims without evidence....well my first few posts were very intellectual and did have scientific evidence, but as soon as the evidence doesnt suit your beliefs its called evil and its all lies....you guys go on about how carbon-14 dating only goes bacl 60,000 years, well thats already enough to prove the bible wrong in that aspect, and when you take the bible literally, andy fallacy in the bible ruins that.

                  so what about the age of the earth?

                  Modern geologists consider the age of the earth to be around 4.567 billion years (4.567×109 years). This age represents a compromise between the interpretations of oldest-known terrestrial minerals – small crystals of zircon from the Jack Hills of Western Australia – and astronomers' and planetologists determinations of the age of the solar system based in part on radiometric age dating of meteorite material and lunar samples.
                  Interpretation of radiometric age dating of zircons suggests that the Earth is at least 4.404 billion years old. Comparing the mass and luminosity of the Sun to the multitudes of other stars, it appears that the solar system cannot be much older than those rocks. Ca-Al-Rich inclusions (inclusions rich in calcium and aluminum) – the oldest known solid constituents within meteorites which are formed within the solar system – are 4.567 billion years old, giving an age for the solar system and an upper limit for the age of the Earth. It is assumed that the accretion of the Earth began soon after the formation of the Ca-Al-rich inclusions and the meteorites. Since the exact accretion time of the Earth is not yet known, and the predictions from different accretion models vary from several millions up to about 100 million years, the exact age of the Earth is difficult to define.
                  In the centuries preceding the scientific revolution, the age of the Earth was determined either by using the accounts of creation in religious texts, or by philosophical interpretations of geologic features (most notable are the Greek philosophers Theophrastus and Xenophanes).


                  now we can compare that to your method....that wasnt even mentioned until the 17th-century....

                  The chronologies of Ussher and other biblical scholars corresponded so closely because they used much the same methodology to calculate key events recorded in the Bible. Their task was complicated by the fact that the Bible was compiled from different sources over several centuries with differing versions and lengthy chronological gaps, making it impossible to do a simple totaling of Biblical ages and dates. In his article on Ussher's calendar, James Barr has identified three distinct periods that Ussher had to tackle:
                  • Early times (Creation to Solomon). Ostensibly the easiest period, as the Bible provides an unbroken male lineage from Adam through to Solomon complete with the ages of the individuals involved. However, not all of the versions of the Bible provide the same ages — the Septuagint gives much longer ages, adding about 1500 years to the date of Creation. Ussher resolved this problem by relying on the Hebrew Bible instead.
                  • Early Age of Kings (Solomon to the destruction of the Temple in Jerusalem and the Babylonian captivity). The lineage breaks down at this point, with only the length of the kings' reigns being provided and a number of overlaps and ambiguities complicating the picture. Ussher had to cross-reference the Biblical records with known dates of other people and rulers to create an overall timeline.
                  • Late Age of Kings (Ezra and Nehemiah to the birth of Jesus). No information at all is provided in the Bible. Ussher and his counterparts therefore had to try to link a known event from this period with a dateable event in another culture, such as the Chaldeans, Persians or Romans. For instance, the death of the Chaldean King Nebushadnezzar II (who conquered Jerusalem in 586 BC) could be correlated with the 37th year of the exile of Jehoiachin (in 2 Kings 25:27).
                  Using these methods, Ussher was able to establish an unadjusted Creation date of about 4000 BC. He moved it back to 4004 BC to take account of an error perpetrated by Dionysius, the founder of the Anno Domini numbering system. Josephus indicated that the death of Herod The Great occurred in 4 BC, therefore Jesus could not have been born after that date. Jesus was born some time between 37 BC (when Herod came to power) and 4 BC. In the event, Ussher calculated that Christ's birth year must have been 4 BC.
                  The season in which Creation occurred was the subject of considerable theological debate in Ussher's time. Many scholars proposed it had taken place in the spring, the start of the Babylonian, Chaldean and other cultures' chronologies. Others, including Ussher, thought it more likely that it had occurred in the autumn (fall), largely because that season marked the beginning of the Jewish year.
                  Ussher further narrowed down the date by using the Jewish calander to establish Creation as beginning on a Sunday near the autumnal equinox. The day of the week was a backward calculation from the six days of creation with God resting on the seventh, which in the Jewish tradition is Saturday — hence Creation began on a Sunday. The astronomical tables that Ussher probably used were Kepler's Tabulae Rudolphinae (Rudolphine Tables, 1627). Using them, he would have concluded that the equinox occurred on Tuesday October 25, only one day earlier than the traditional day of its creation, on the fourth day of Creation week, Wednesday, along with the Sun, Moon, and stars (Genesis 1:16). Modern equations place the autumnal equinox of 4004 BC on Sunday October 23.
                  Ussher stated his time of Creation (nightfall preceding October 23) on the first page of Annales in Latin and on the first page of its English translation Annals of the World (1658). The following English quote is based on both, with a serious error in the 1658 English version corrected by referring to the Latin version (calendar → period).






                  now that would have to assume the bible was right in the first place but the only way you think it to be right is because the book itself says it is right....now we know wrestling is fake....but if wrestling said it was real would that be enough reason to just believe it?



                  you never heard god say the book was his. so we cant be sure.



                  now i know you dont like my posts because they arent scientific enough for you (even though you always say how science is lying, yet you tell me to show you proof), how about this one....?? are these all lies? i can assure you my imagination couldnt make this stuff up, and there is NO reason for scientists to lie, and every reason for the church to lie.

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                  • Appelfap.
                    Suspected Belgian - treat with caution
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 130

                    #114
                    Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                    No, have you ever seen your great-great grandfather in person? Does that mean he never existed? You are such a tool, Appleflaple.


                    I didn't said that
                    =/=

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #115
                      Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                      Originally posted by 15.3IQ View Post
                      now i know you dont like my posts because they arent scientific enough for you (even though you always say how science is lying, yet you tell me to show you proof), how about this one....?? are these all lies? i can assure you my imagination couldnt make this stuff up, and there is NO reason for scientists to lie, and every reason for the church to lie.
                      Friend,

                      If you are saying we TRUE Christians are lying you are saying God Himself is lying in The Bible. I think I have gone over this point with you; you are demaning we TRUE Christians appostate our religon and we are not going to do this.

                      Do you understand me 153IQ?

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Wibralover
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 16

                        #116
                        Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                        If you had ever read the Holy Bible, you would know that God is a White Male. Throughout the Bible God refers to Himself as "HE". And He created us in His image....God loves and has blessed America over all nations, therefore He is White.

                        Anymore stupid questions?[/quote]

                        You sir are a f**king racist neonazi son of a b*tch
                        You all say that you are Americans right ? well...
                        AMERICANS DON'T EXIST Columbus the Spaniard 'discovered' a new continent and thought it was India so therefore he called these native people Indians.
                        Amerigo Vespucci ,also a Spaniard did the same trip as Columbus and realised that it was not India but another continent and the continent was named after him : AMERICA
                        Spaniards and other Europeans went to populate this new continent so therefore there are NO AMERICANS ONLY EUROPEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                        LEARN HISTORY PRE-SCHOOLER

                        PS:Science rules
                        Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 02-10-2007, 11:52 AM. Reason: profanity deleted

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
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                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #117
                          Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                          Originally posted by Wibralover View Post

                          You sir are a fokking racist neonazi son of a byatch
                          You all say that you are Americans right ? well...
                          AMERICANS DON'T EXIST Columbus the Spaniard 'discovered' a new continent and thought it was India so therefore he called these native people Indians.
                          Amerigo Vespucci ,also a Spaniard did the same trip as Columbus and realised that it was not India but another continent and the continent was named after him : AMERICA
                          Spaniards and other Europeans went to populate this new continent so therefore there are NO AMERICANS ONLY EUROPEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                          LEARN HISTORY PRE-SCHOOLER

                          PS:Science rules
                          I can barely even think how to respond to a statement of that immense idiocy. I suppose you think there are no humans, only monkeys?
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Jesus is Lord
                            Devout seeker of the Truth™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 639

                            #118
                            Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                            Originally posted by Vibratorlover View Post
                            You sir are a fokking racist neonazi son of a byatch
                            You all say that you are Americans right ? well...
                            AMERICANS DON'T EXIST Columbus the Spaniard 'discovered' a new continent and thought it was India so therefore he called these native people Indians.
                            Amerigo Vespucci ,also a Spaniard did the same trip as Columbus and realised that it was not India but another continent and the continent was named after him : AMERICA
                            Spaniards and other Europeans went to populate this new continent so therefore there are NO AMERICANS ONLY EUROPEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                            LEARN HISTORY PRE-SCHOOLER

                            PS:Science rules
                            Watch your language, heathen! JESUS reads this forum and your actions make HIM cry.

                            While we may be descended from Europeans we are now our own country and are not European anymore. If we are who we are descended from as you imply then there are no Europeans either as we are all from the Garden of Eden.
                            The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                            Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                            • Wibralover
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 16

                              #119
                              Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                              Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
                              Watch your language, heathen! JESUS reads this forum and your actions make HIM cry.

                              While we may be descended from Europeans we are now our own country and are not European anymore. If we are who we are descended from as you imply then there are no Europeans either as we are all from the Garden of Eden.
                              Then why do you say that you are all Americans
                              here are some arguments :
                              1) I didn't knew that jesus had a computer
                              2) He's dead, explain me how he cries
                              3) Dont forget to water the plants in that garden..oh, wait, there isnt one...

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                              • OnYourKnees
                                On Extended Furlough
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 4729

                                #120
                                Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                                Originally posted by Wibralover View Post
                                Then why do you say that you are all Americans
                                here are some arguments :
                                1) I didn't knew that jesus had a computer
                                2) He's dead, explain me how he cries
                                3) Dont forget to water the plants in that garden..oh, wait, there isnt one...
                                We say we are Americans because we are citizens of the Godly United States of America!

                                Why do you say you are Belgian?

                                Those are statements, not arguments. And you're an idiot, going on Sabbatical for your childish and imbecilic rantings.

                                Ta, Vibratorlover.

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