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What Is Wrong With This Picture?
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His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Jesus hates Hava Nagila.Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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His foot is huge and misshapen. Jesus was perfect: with feet like that he could have been an Olympic swimmer, yet He chose to walk on water.
PS, I reckon the miserable man in the top right is Judas - he's got that look as if he's plotting something.
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Jesus is smiling. Please let me know about one smile in the Bible.1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.Comment
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Why is the Mexican tennis player Rafael Nadal there (front row, second from the left)?Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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Where is the Lord's blonde hair and blue eyes? And instead of standing around watching, shouldn't those people be mowing lawns and picking up garbage?Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.Amen and AmenComment
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I'm starting to wonder whether Sister Handy meant to ask "What is right with this picture?"Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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Originally posted by Unbridgeable View Post
The Psalmist seems to imply that God does, indeed smile on us (Psalm 119:135) (Psalm 4:6), but the interpretation of these verses must come from the Holy Spirit and the senior pastors or other learned men.Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.Amen and AmenComment
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The dude on the far right. He somehow reminds me of that tanner that the Apostles Paul and Peter were so deeply fond of, but I don't like the lustful look he's giving Jesus.Originally posted by handmaiden View PostGod created fossils to test our faith.
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Eww, Jesus looks like a Mexican or something!God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
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I see a bunch of illegal immigrants seconds before Trump's Special Anti Illegal Aliens Force is breaking down the front door and put them all to sleep so they wake up on the mexican side of the wall.-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
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The direction of the light from the windows in the back of the picture and the lighting of (some of) the faces doesn´t correspond with the shadows on the floor. Sloppy work.Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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What's really wrong with the picture above is that it takes Jesus' ministry and turns it into a United Colors of Benetton ad.Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
Jesus suffered horrible pain and indignity and He's basically being equated with Brad Pitt and his Muslim wife who adopted children of different races as a fashion statement.
Really, when they wanted yet another child to proclaim their liberalism, they just dropped by the "oops" paint selection shelf at their local hardware store.
Showing Jesus in this light is just what the Fluffy Bunny Christians want. If it were up to them, they would take the rape and slavery and blood and genocide right out of the Bible just to make it palatable for children. Then those children would never learn the truth about the Bible at all.
Either teach your children what the Bible really says or don't teach the Bible at all. But leave "dancing Jesus" out of it!
Non-negotiatingly Yours,
HandmaidenHis left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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