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This is an old one I found
This is an old one I found
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Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire. -
Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes
Q:what do u call a load of white people running down a hill
A:avalanche
Q:what do u call a load of Mexicans running down a hill
A:mud slide
Q:what do u call a load of black people running down a hill
A: prison break1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.Comment
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Why are there no gramines? Because granades are granades and mines are mines.-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
-Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
-Holocaust Jokes
-Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
-Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
-10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
-5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
-Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!Comment
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What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture only takes ***blasphemy removed***
-A furry on the internetComment
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One temporarily died for your sins while the other was probably drawn flashing gang signs by some wetback catlick.Originally posted by Tuemescine View PostPsalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.Comment
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Praising the former will send you to Heaven (John 3:16-18), praising the latter will send you to Hell (Exodus 20:4).Originally posted by Tuemescine View Post
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Here's a Joke.
Obama.
DROPS MICComment
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A car carrying 3 Jewish men drives off a cliff. What's the tragedy?
They were living their lives believing Jesus was a lie. What a joke! Ba dum tsst.Comment
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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I was walking down the street the other day when I saw a black man running down the street with a TV under his arm.
I though "shit, that looks a lot like mine" so I went home and checked and mine was out tending to the cotton field.
Most gays are loosing their virginity a lot like how they learned to ride a bike. With their Dad having a firm grip on their shoulders.-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
-Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
-Holocaust Jokes
-Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
-Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
-10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
-5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
-Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!Comment
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What's green and slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
Kermit the Frog's fingers.Comment
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When are mammies ready to have their niglets suckle upon them?
When they are black-tating.Comment
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A very religious man is fishing on his boat on the ocean. Eventually, his boat caspizes and he lands in the water.
Since he cannot swim, he is about drum. Luckily, just right there another boat comes across and is about to rescue. He however refuses the offer due to insisting on a miracle from God.
The boat leaves but returns a few minutes later because the inmates are very worried. He still refuses to be helped.
Another few minutes later he has drowned. When he enters, he straight goes to God and complains: "Why did you not help me?" Then God answers: "You fool, what could I have done else. I've sent you a boat two times."Comment
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Must be German humor.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Or lack of. That wasn't even funny.Comment
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