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Re: Blessed Birthday, JO FREDDIE!
A waste of your artistic talent, Sister SUV - the man probably has no idea where or when he was born, it is so often the case with Atheists that they are foundlings bought up on the Democrat Welfare Budget (or as we say, "your and my taxes!")sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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Re: Blessed Birthday, JO FREDDIE!
Do crazy pasta pirate freaks have anything to celebrate in their empty, satirical lives?sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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Re: Blessed Birthday, JO FREDDIE!
One more year closer to your eternal damnation you spaghetti worshiping sinner. Happy Birthday and turn before you burn!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, JO FREDDIE!
Happy In vitro fertilisation day
-Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
-DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!
-FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
-There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
-Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
-Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
-WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!
STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, JO FREDDIE!
Even though you throw your false religion about and belittle tiny baby Jesus, I as a True Christian(tm) to prove I am a better man, will wish you a happy birthday and my hopes you find God.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, JO FREDDIE!
May . . . um . . .
what do Pastafarians believe again?
May Cthulhu eat you first!
That was right, wasn't it?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, JO FREDDIE!
He's probably drunk on rum and self-flagellating somewhere. That's what they do, you know.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Blessed Birthday, JO FREDDIE!
Dear Jo Freddie,
I did not get you a gift for your birthday, but do not despair, for the greatest gift imaginable has already been set aside for you by Jesus Christ. He's reaching for you, Jo. Won't you take his hand?WARNING:
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Re: Blessed Birthday, JO FREDDIE!
Indeed! His grip is firm, yet gentle. He will take hold and pull, bringing you ecstasy you've never known, if only you will let Him, Jo Freddie!Originally posted by Faith_Machine View PostBible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, JO FREDDIE!
Happy Birthday Jo Freddie!
I hope you have a wonderful day. It will give you something nice to look back on as you are screaming when sweet Jesus roasts you for eternity.
Have a nice day
JackGenesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, JO FREDDIE!
I wonder if Jo will be reminded of His mortality on this meaningful day. Think of eternity, Jo. Is it really worth it, just to worship a bowl full of limp, ceremonially unclean phalluses?The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, JO FREDDIE!
Have fun rolling around in the gutter.
Yours in Christ (NOT Chef Boyardee),
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