Moon colony

[Titus Templeton]

Brothers,

i am reporting from godless socialist Germany. The cruisade i have started against cathlics in and outside of the Black Forrest seems to be fruitfull.
We got different incidents with the residents but our lawyers do a good job.

It came to my attention today that the godly republicans of the United States want to build a colony on the moon. It is hard for me to gain trustfull informations, as i am surrounded here by liberal media.

I have no doubt that the United States of America are the only country that is able to do something like this. Nevertheless im wondering that we still not know what the moon is made of and what kind of things are out there in space. My left hand Brother Klaus is still afraid that demons and angels are in space. Do we cross a border here, something we should not do. Does God wants us to be in space?

Titus Templeton, posting with unease from socialist godless Germany.

(All my prayers go to the Brothers and Sisters of Landover)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Moon colony

It came to my attention today that the godly republicans of the United States want to build a colony on the moon. It is hard for me to gain trustfull informations, as i am surrounded here by liberal media.

Brother Titus -

I have good news and bad news.

The God-mocking Catholic Newt Gingrich, who is presently leading in national polls, is in support of a colony on the moon!

The God-mocking Mormon Mitt Romney, who is presently surging to a higher lead in the Florida primary (which comes on Monday), blasted Gingrinch in last night's debate over the issue, saying that in the current economy, if someone came to him with the idea of a moon colony, he'd fire the guy. He did not specify if that was because he thinks it's a waste of money, or because he knows the moon is but a light in the firmament, and not possible to colonize.

So, if God-mocking Gingrich is President, we may see money spent for a Godly American moon colony. Which, as we know from the faked moon landing, will disappear into the pockets of politicians and into secret research on eugenics.

If God-mocking Romney is President, we may see a cheaply-manufactured Chinese moon colony, designed in the form of the Apple logo, as viewed from Earth. (Or, the moon being merely a light in the firmament, projected from Earth.)

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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The "visionary" Newt would like us all to have sex in space. Presumably we would have to question what we mean by spilling seed, along with redefining the "mile high club". As a wanton fornicator, Newt has found his home with the cathylicks.

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However, by 1996 Gingrich thought that the space program had lost its "spirit of adventure" because of the pernicious influence of government bureaucrats. If they were to get out of the way and allow private space exploration, he wrote, private entrepreneurs could be given free reign to explore the heavens at a fraction of the cost.

We could also have sex in space.

"I believe that space tourism will be a common fact of life during the adulthood of children born this year, that honeymoons in space will be the vogue by 2020," Gingrich wrote toward the end of the chapter. "Imagine weightlessness and its effects and you will understand some of the attractions."

While proposing items like a permanent moon base make it clear that Gingrich is still intent on blurring the line between science fiction and government policy, there are some differences between the Newt of today and the one who wrote "To Renew America.” The book is dedicated to his ex-wife and current antagonist" Marianne, who made it all worthwhile."
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http://dailycaller.com/2012/01/25/ne...-sex-in-space/

[James Hutchins]

Re: Moon colony

I think these slants and their 'moonies' are completely full of poppycock. I remember years back when a Rangers game had to be moved due to one of those 'mass weddings' those people do. I think it was all just a ploy to get green cards. The only thing those people are good for is controlling the cat population.

I for one will not tolerate one of these moonie colonies or communes anywhere around here.

[Brother Helge]

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The God-mocking Catholic Newt Gingrich, who is presently leading in national polls, is in support of a colony on the moon!

The God-mocking Mormon Mitt Romney, who is presently surging to a higher lead in the Florida primary (which comes on Monday), blasted Gingrinch in last night's debate over the issue, saying that in the current economy, if someone came to him with the idea of a moon colony, he'd fire the guy. He did not specify if that was because he thinks it's a waste of money, or because he knows the moon is but a light in the firmament, and not possible to colonize.

So, if God-mocking Gingrich is President, we may see money spent for a Godly American moon colony. Which, as we know from the faked moon landing, will disappear into the pockets of politicians and into secret research on eugenics.

If God-mocking Romney is President, we may see a cheaply-manufactured Chinese moon colony, designed in the form of the Apple logo, as viewed from Earth. (Or, the moon being merely a light in the firmament, projected from Earth.)

I am really confused here.
Should I actually pray to my Lord Saviour Jesus for a mormon to win?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Moon colony

I am really confused here.
Should I actually pray to my Lord Saviour Jesus for a mormon to win?

No. You should pray for a True Christian(tm) to enter the race.

Or at least Chris Christie or Jeb Bush.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Isn't Moon the name of a small town in Nebraska? Perhaps Newt simply wants to kick some lazy native Americans who never got a proper green card back to wherever they came from and make Moon Nebraska all American again?

I rather like his "get a bath and get a job" approach so I would hate to see him lose steam over some irrelevant technicality.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Moon colony

I am really confused here.
Should I actually pray to my Lord Saviour Jesus for a mormon to win?

I think at the moment it's a toss up Brother Helge. Newt wants to have sex without gravity and colonize the moon, the mormons expect God to give them their own planets – but are probably not averse to having NASA do it for them.

[Bobby Joe Wayne]

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How do you make a colony on a light?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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You go when it's dark.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I'm confused. Without oxygen, there can be no baking. Would this colony have women at all, or would this be where we send the earth's queers?

[Bobby Joe Wayne]

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Are we going to be able to have slaves in this colony?

[Jedediah]

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What's the point of colonization if there's nobody there to witness to?

II Timothy 4:5
But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

[Redeemed Papist]

I'm confused. Without oxygen, there can be no baking. Would this colony have women at all, or would this be where we send the earth's queers?

It's like when children see to the heart of the matter. With a mind uncluttered by thinking and focussed solely on her duty to populate the world Sister Mary has inadvertently sunk the whole crazy idea.

God's plan is never more revealed than when such miracles happen.
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[SheepOfGod]

Re: Moon colony

This is a waste of tax payer money that could used to send missionaries to euorope to do something about the Godless souls.


In my opinion space science/travel is for athiests that are trying to study a bunch of athiest nonsence. I hate it.