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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131
    #556
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Dodge Rams adding to global warming with their noxious fumes.

    Next:
    Paying a fair amount of money to see a specialist who is rude and mean!
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • Corporal Bilo
        Unsaved trash
        • Jul 2009
        • 4
        #557
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        And an Atheist!

        Next:Global warming finally happens

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197
            #558
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            And Christians haven't been raptured yet!

            Next: It turns out the Jews were right

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567
                #559
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                And Christians haven't been raptured yet!

                Next: It turns out the Jews were right
                It turns out the Muslims were right about beverage choices, so Obama makes it a law!

                Next: Michael Moore directs a pornographic film.
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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552
                    #560
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by JennyD View Post

                    Next: Michael Moore directs a pornographic film.
                    Starring Barbara Walters and Steven Hawking!


                    Next: Bill Clinton runs for president again in 2012.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Bryan Tamariki
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 285
                        #561
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Bill Clinton runs for president again in 2012 and chooses Monica Lewinsky as his running 'mate' .

                        Next: Spending extra money on organic food because it is 'healthier'.
                        Joshua 24:15
                        And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197
                            #562
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            And not using any of that money to tithe!

                            Next: Angelina Jolie

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405
                                #563
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                And not using any of that money to tithe!

                                Next: Angelina Jolie
                                Another Angelina Jolie porn flick like Bone Collector.

                                NEXT

                                Traffic stop by woman policeman (obvious lebsian fem-nazi)

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                                Hot Must ReadThreads!


                                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                  • Meek and Humble
                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                    Jr. Pastor
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 6197
                                    #564
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Traffic stop by woman policeman, along with a homer policewoman like that one in The Village People!

                                    Next: Sodomy

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                                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                        Forum Member
                                        • May 2008
                                        • 13996
                                        #565
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                        Traffic stop by woman policeman, along with a homer policewoman like that one in The Village People!

                                        Next: Sodomy
                                        Being sodomized by Bruce Vilanch and Ervin "I've got a Magic" Johnson!

                                        Next: Finding another man's boxers in the laundry.
                                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                          • Bobby-Joe
                                            Landover Security Superviser
                                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 18405
                                            #566
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                            Being sodomized by Bruce Vilanch and Ervin "I've got a Magic" Johnson!

                                            Next: Finding another man's boxers in the laundry.
                                            and you are single and live alone.

                                            Waking up to find a 1/2 foot long Iraqi camel spider curled up next to you.

                                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                                            Hot Must ReadThreads!


                                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                Honorary True Christian™
                                                Forum Member
                                                • May 2008
                                                • 13996
                                                #567
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                                and you are single and live alone.

                                                Waking up to find a 1/2 foot long Iraqi camel spider curled up next to you.
                                                Waking up to find a 6 foot tall Iraqi insurgent curled up next to you.

                                                Next: You get laid off.
                                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                  • godsangel
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    • Jul 2009
                                                    • 22
                                                    #568
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                    Waking up to find a 6 foot tall Iraqi insurgent curled up next to you.

                                                    Next: You get laid off.
                                                    You get laid off from the GOP HQ.

                                                    You get banned from The Landover Baptist Church Forum.
                                                    This space is intended for Scripture, not insults hurled at America's greatest president (GWB!)--ADMIN

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                                                      • Meek and Humble
                                                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                        Biblical Black Belt
                                                        Jr. Pastor
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Dec 2008
                                                        • 6197
                                                        #569
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        NOTHING'S worse than that!!!

                                                        You get banned from Facebook

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78552
                                                            #570
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                                                            You get banned from Facebook
                                                            Being banned from Facebook for preaching God's Holy Word! As I have, twice now!



                                                            Next: Disney movies
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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