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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #1516
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Tsunami hits Japan, and inspires a new fetish.

    Next: The election of Mitt Romney gives Mormonism status on par with Christianity in the US.
    The reelection of Barrack Obama institutionalizes the Muslim derived doctrine of The Buffet Rule into American society.

    NEXT: The Constitutional mandated open prayer at the Republican convention canceled by Libertarian thugs.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #1517
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      The reelection of Barrack Obama institutionalizes the Muslim derived doctrine of The Buffet Rule into American society.

      NEXT: The Constitutional mandated open prayer at the Republican convention canceled by Libertarian thugs.
      Then, a clown came forward, dressed in garb, with a very large hat, that somewhat resembled a flag. In Wikipedia, wearing a flag is a form of flag desecration.
      Libertarian thugs rename the United States "Wikipedia", and make it editable by all users!

      Next: Barack Obama and the Demoncrats pass a law making it a hate crime to disagree with any of Obama's policies, because that is "racist".
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • herbertLovesGod
        Guest
        • Mar 2012
        • 223

        #1518
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Libertarian thugs rename the United States "Wikipedia", and make it editable by all users!

        Next: Barack Obama and the Demoncrats pass a law making it a hate crime to disagree with any of Obama's policies, because that is "racist".
        And then he legalizes "medicinal crack" and loads up a stem and blazes that bad boy up right in front of a kindergarten class and proclaims "today is smoke a rock day you little waterheads!" ... In true obama form.

        Next: Romney gets elected and in a fit of Americanism(tm) all heathens convert to mormon and wear magic underpants.

        Servant Herbert.

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        • Noah Sole
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2012
          • 865

          #1519
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          An Ayatollah issues a fatwah against magic underpants as being against the coran, in a show of defiance an 'amendment' is written forcing all American citizens to wear them on show outside their outer clothing.

          Next: Superman and all other underpant wearing superheroes are forced to convert to moronism
          Genesis 7:5
          And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


          John 8:32
          And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #1520
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
            An Ayatollah issues a fatwah against magic underpants as being against the coran, in a show of defiance an 'amendment' is written forcing all American citizens to wear them on show outside their outer clothing.

            Next: Superman and all other underpant wearing superheroes are forced to convert to mormonism
            Worse: The paradox of an imaginary character being forced to worship an imaginary friend causes insanity among nonbelievers, who go on a crazed rampage!

            Next: Newt Gingrich meets a nice Wiccan girl.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #1521
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Next: Newt Gingrich meets a nice Wiccan girl.
              Worse: He finds himself on a makeshift pyre inside a basketwork cage as a sacrifice to whatever fake goddess is in vogue this week with the loon brigade.

              Next: China announces that the entire population is to convert to Catholicism by the year 2018.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • herbertLovesGod
                Guest
                • Mar 2012
                • 223

                #1522
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                Worse: He finds himself on a makeshift pyre inside a basketwork cage as a sacrifice to whatever fake goddess is in vogue this week with the loon brigade.

                Next: China announces that the entire population is to convert to Catholicism by the year 2018.
                Worse, they truly find Jesus and we are bound by our love of the God to accept the dirty chinee as something more than cheap labour.

                Next: Because of glitches and misprints on the American Ballot, nicholas sarkozy is elected President of the United States of America.

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #1523
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
                  Worse, they truly find Jesus and we are bound by our love of the God to accept the dirty chinee as something more than cheap labour.

                  Next: Because of glitches and misprints on the American Ballot, nicholas sarkozy is elected President of the United States of America.
                  Worse: it comes out that Sarkozy has been a Muslim all along thus completing the Islamo Fascists conquest of the West.


                  NEXT: Mandatory viewing of the "Democratic Promise: Saul Alinsky and His Legacy" for all Americans to promote community activism.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                  Hot Must ReadThreads!


                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #1524
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    NEXT: Mandatory viewing of the "Democratic Promise: Saul Alinsky and His Legacy" for all Americans to promote community activism.
                    Worse: Mandatory "receptive" sodomy for all Real American Men while they watch "Democratic Promise", all four hours of the Director's Cut!

                    Next: Obama gets re-elected.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #1525
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      Next: Obama gets re-elected.
                      Well that killed the game...

                      Worse: Buoyed up with overconfidence he brings all his Muslim friends in to take over. Civil war ensues.

                      Next: Richard Dawkins is appointed by Obama as adviser to the President on atheism.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                      Comment

                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #1526
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        Well that killed the game...

                        Worse: Buoyed up with overconfidence he brings all his Muslim friends in to take over. Civil war ensues.

                        Next: Richard Dawkins is appointed by Obama as adviser to the President on atheism.
                        Worse: Obama allows "Atheism Czar" Dawkins to make all religious schools and religious child-rearing illegal, calling it "child abuse"!

                        Next: The Tea Party promotes "Judeo-Christian values" (like Christ-killing, I guess) instead of Christian Commandments.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • herbertLovesGod
                          Guest
                          • Mar 2012
                          • 223

                          #1527
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Worse: Obama allows "Atheism Czar" Dawkins to make all religious schools and religious child-rearing illegal, calling it "child abuse"!

                          Next: The Tea Party promotes "Judeo-Christian values" (like Christ-killing, I guess) instead of Christian Commandments.
                          One of those values is to rename "The United States of America" to "The United States of Israel" during funding drives.

                          Next: The US starts a trade embargo with the middle east involving strict sanctions on toilet paper imports.

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #1528
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
                            One of those values is to rename "The United States of America" to "The United States of Israel" during funding drives.

                            Next: The US starts a trade embargo with the middle east involving strict sanctions on toilet paper imports.
                            Worse: Arabs will explain why a lack of toilet paper isn't a problem for them.

                            Next: secret Atheist Ron Paul attempts to steal the GOP nomination from God's anointed Mitt Romeny at the Tampa convention because Paul made sure all the delegates are his pot smoking supporters.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                            Hot Must ReadThreads!


                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                            • herbertLovesGod
                              Guest
                              • Mar 2012
                              • 223

                              #1529
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              Worse: Arabs will explain why a lack of toilet paper isn't a problem for them.

                              Next: secret Atheist Ron Paul attempts to steal the GOP nomination from God's anointed Mitt Romeny at the Tampa convention because Paul made sure all the delegates are his pot smoking supporters.
                              Worse, the potheads remember not to smoke up on convention day and ron paul actually wins!

                              (never trust anyone with two first names)

                              Next: Mitt Romney insists that magic mormon underwear come in crotchless form for comfort, or "heathen commando" as he likes to call it.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78551

                                #1530
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
                                Next: Mitt Romney insists that magic mormon underwear come in crotchless form for comfort, or "heathen commando" as he likes to call it.
                                Worse: President Romney gets new orders from "Kolob" and signs an executive order that all Americans must wear magic mormoon underwear on the outside of their clothing.



                                Next: Romney chooses Hillary Clinton for his VP running mate.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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