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  • Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Ann Coulter not being able to find any virgins at Coughlin College
    NEXT:
    Australians
    who refuse to see an act of God.
    A world who refuses to see acts of God and instead blames it on so-called "climate change".

    NEXT:
    The Republican Hammer, Tom Delay, looking effiminate and dancing!
    Jesus will return the favor with nails of truth and the hammer of righteousness.

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    • Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Jared H. Price View Post
      A world who refuses to see acts of God and instead blames it on so-called "climate change".

      NEXT:
      The Republican Hammer, Tom Delay, looking effiminate and dancing!
      Tom the Hammer Delay looking effeminate and dancing in prison.

      Panda Express
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      • Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        Tom the Hammer Delay looking effeminate and dancing in prison.

        Panda Express
        Panda Haggis.

        Next: Tom DeLay dancing in prison with a bear!
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Panda Haggis.

          Next: Tom DeLay dancing in prison with a bear!
          He'd better be able to move.
          Jesus will return the favor with nails of truth and the hammer of righteousness.

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          • Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Panda Haggis.

            Next: Tom DeLay dancing in prison with a bear!
            A certain Landover Pastor dancing with a certain bear from his basement, in public, whilst both he and the bear wear pink and purple tutus, with pretty little tiaras on their heads.


            Next: the skeletons that just won't stay in the closet (or basement, as the case may be).
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            • Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
              A certain Landover Pastor dancing with a certain bear from his basement, in public, whilst both he and the bear wear pink and purple tutus, with pretty little tiaras on their heads.


              Next: the skeletons that just won't stay in the closet (or basement, as the case may be).
              Wood chippers that won't start on a winter day.

              NEXT: Sassy mouthed Canadian wicker harlots who can't hear the wood chipper starting on a fall morning.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Wood chippers that won't start on a winter day.

                NEXT: Sassy mouthed Canadian wicker harlots who can't hear the wood chipper starting on a fall morning.
                An opinionated and very witty, not to mention beautiful, Canadian Pagan Witch being unable to hear a wood chipper on a fall morning because she had to walk into a Christian store to buy her only Christian friend a Christian birthday present for his 22nd birthday yesterday. (It was horrendous, truly. I spent nearly an hour washing the Christian slime off my aura)

                Next: A lecherous supposed-True Christian constantly using the aforementioned beautiful Canadian Pagan Witch in his fantasies to satisfy his carnal desires. WITHOUT her consent.
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                • Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post

                  Next: A lecherous supposed-True Christian constantly using the aforementioned beautiful Canadian Pagan Witch in his fantasies to satisfy his carnal desires. WITHOUT her consent.
                  A filthy cannuck witch harlot who throws herself at every man, woman and farm animal that she can catch with the express desire to force them into unspeakable debaucheries, all the better to worship her master satan.


                  Next: A filthy cannuck witch harlot who wastes God's Holy Bandwidth with her drivel and then makes it worse (another thread) by spamming God's favorite forum with purple haze and causing acid flashbacks for certain nubile your Pastors!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    A filthy cannuck witch harlot who throws herself at every man, woman and farm animal that she can catch with the express desire to force them into unspeakable debaucheries, all the better to worship her master satan.


                    Next: A filthy cannuck witch harlot who wastes God's Holy Bandwidth with her drivel and then makes it worse (another thread) by spamming God's favorite forum with purple haze and causing acid flashbacks for certain nubile your Pastors!
                    A filthy cannuck witch harlot who wastes God's Holy Bandwidth with her purple haze getting her life long wish to dance naked in Jesus favorite Church! The witch harlot servicing herself to with a cross and screaming "Oh my master Satan! I am coming!" to the sounds of the collective vomiting of the entire church assembly.

                    NEXT: A filthy cannuck witch harlot who wastes God's Holy Bandwidth with her purple haze hypocritically denying her desire for the mainly head of pastoral security because she knows it is futil. Jesus protects him. PRAISE!

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                    Hot Must ReadThreads!


                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                    • Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      A filthy cannuck witch harlot who wastes God's Holy Bandwidth with her purple haze getting her life long wish to dance naked in Jesus favorite Church! The witch harlot servicing herself to with a cross and screaming "Oh my master Satan! I am coming!" to the sounds of the collective vomiting of the entire church assembly.

                      NEXT: A filthy cannuck witch harlot who wastes God's Holy Bandwidth with her purple haze hypocritically denying her desire for the mainly head of pastoral security because she knows it is futil. Jesus protects him. PRAISE!

                      The discomfort of witnessing crippling self-delusion.

                      Next: Thinking you're getting Friday off all week, then finding out otherwise on Thursday afternoon.

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                      • Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Finding out you're working on Friday when you're meant to be on vacation AND not getting paid any overtime.

                        Next - cellphone television that loops per hour.
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                        • Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          Finding out you're working on Friday when you're meant to be on vacation AND not getting paid any overtime.

                          Next - cellphone television that loops per hour.
                          Cellphones that don't have television on them at all?


                          Next: Males that can shapeshift.
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                          • Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                            Cellphones that don't have television on them at all?


                            Next: Males that can shapeshift.
                            Males that can Shape shift.

                            Next: Wicked Heathens who write Posts in a ghastly shade of purple with the sole purpose of making my eyes hurt.

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Sweet and charming Heathens who are misunderstood, and who post in purple because it is one of their favourite colours and are constantly persecuted for it.


                              Next: Forum members who go out of their way to be meanies, and for no real reason.
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                              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post

                                Next: Forum members who go out of their way to be meanies, and for no real reason.
                                Unsaved whoremongers who insist on pestering God's favorite forum with witchcraft and pervertions, when they are CLEARLY UNWELCOME HERE no matter what color they post in.


                                Next: Fleabag Cannuck hotel chains with bedbugs and false bibles in every room.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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