The person under me likes to read books other than the Bible.
TRUE
I read Soldier of Fortune, Black Belt and Guns.
The person under me has the largest collection of John Dillinger memorabilia in the state of Iowa.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
TRUE
I read Soldier of Fortune, Black Belt and Guns.
The person under me has the largest collection of John Dillinger memorabilia in the state of Iowa.
False. However, I have the largest collection of Rolls-Royces in the state of Iowa!
The person below me has a 1611 KJV Bible as reading material in their restroom.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne."Check your local cable listings.
The person below me enjoys a refreshing Coca-Cola on occasion.
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1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
False, on occassion is not specific enough. I drink eight cans a day. I hear that's healthy.
The person under me boycotted their high school prom for playing devil's music.
True! I was class of '58 so they had Elvis Presley and Chuck Berry's music at our prom. I stood outside the door handing out gospel tracts and warned them about the new "rock and roll" epidemic sweeping the nation.
The person below me has personally met Rev. Jerry Falwell.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne."Check your local cable listings.
False. I also have no idea what those things mean.
The person under me has gotten an infraction on here for posting pornography.
True. I received an infraction for posting my beautiful lesbian erotic poem "Musky Clam Love" from some uptight and sexually repressed blonde bimbo with big breasts. There was nothing pornographic about it. Just a very detailed, graphic description of how I perform an oral dance on her nether regions. <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned
The person below me has proudly pelted a riot police officer with a rock.
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True. I received an infraction for posting my beautiful lesbian erotic poem "Musky Clam Love" from some uptight and sexually repressed blonde bimbo with big breasts. There was nothing pornographic about it. Just a very detailed, graphic description of how I perform an oral dance on her nether regions. <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned
The person below me has proudly pelted a riot police officer with a rock.
False, but I did take part in the stoning of a harlot last week.
The person under me prefers beef to fish.
Luke 5:31 And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
False, but I did take part in the stoning of a harlot last week.
The person under me prefers beef to fish.
Is this a trick question? I'll be on the safe side and say "fish".
The person below me has been to actual Scottish distillery and tasted some of their Scotch on site.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne."Check your local cable listings.
The person below me has been to actual Scottish distillery and tasted some of their Scotch on site.
True. I have visited Springbank Distillery on the Kintyre Penninsula (home of Campbeltown Single Malt) on more than one occasion. I can't understand a word those Mics say, but their whiskey is wonderful.
The person below me has a sticky keyboard.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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