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  • Alexandria Puckett
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2013
    • 256
    #2761
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    False. True Christian™ men never bake, as it is unmanly. My fiancee of 7 years, Sister Daisy Mae, bakes a wicked rabbit pie though.

    The person under me despises abbreviations.
    With an unearthly PASSION!
    Do NOT hurt GOD'S FAVORITE LANGUAGE!!!

    The person under me is a good husband.
    But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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      • Russell Holbeck
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2012
        • 735
        #2762
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
        With an unearthly PASSION!
        Do NOT hurt GOD'S FAVORITE LANGUAGE!!!

        The person under me is a good husband.
        Hello Alexandria Puckett.

        I am going to say false because my wife is dead. It was in the newspaper.

        The person under me likes Old Milwaukee from the can.

        Thank you.

        Rusty
        Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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          • Paragon of virtue
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2013
            • 547
            #2763
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Russell Holbeck View Post

            The person under me likes Old Milwaukee from the can.
            True it's the beer with the taste for food.

            The person under me craves Chick-fil-a even on Sunday.

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              • Alexandria Puckett
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2013
                • 256
                #2764
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                True it's the beer with the taste for food.

                The person under me craves Chick-fil-a even on Sunday.
                True true true *gurgle* Allllllll the time.....

                The person under me is a fantastic butcher
                But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22379
                    #2765
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                    True true true *gurgle* Allllllll the time.....

                    The person under me is a fantastic butcher
                    False, I do the killing, my wife does the butchering.

                    The person below me cannot wait until Glenn Beck forces Obama to resign from office.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Sammy The Penitent
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Nov 2012
                        • 289
                        #2766
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        False, I do the killing, my wife does the butchering.

                        The person below me cannot wait until Glenn Beck forces Obama to resign from office.
                        TRUE!

                        Mr. Beck or Anyone for that matter.

                        The person under me is not half nigra-half chinese.
                        2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453
                            #2767
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            False, I do the killing, my wife does the butchering.

                            The person below me cannot wait until Glenn Beck forces Obama to resign from office.
                            True, it is the voice of balanced reason From Jesus and Glenn that keeps me calm and rational.

                            The person below me knows pressure cookers are for women and pansies.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Holly Graham
                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2013
                                • 348
                                #2768
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                True, it is the voice of balanced reason From Jesus and Glenn that keeps me calm and rational.

                                The person below me knows pressure cookers are for women and pansies.
                                Of course they are! I'm making some corned beef and cabbage in mine as we speak. Mr Holly loves it. mmmmm


                                The person below me sleeps on the right side of the bed at night

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78556
                                    #2769
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by HolyHolly View Post


                                    The person below me sleeps on the right side of the bed at night
                                    False. I sleep hanging from my heels. So I can do crunches in the middle of the night.




                                    The person under me has taken dance lessons.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Mary Etheldreda
                                        Gushing for Jesus
                                         
                                        • Sep 2011
                                        • 23775
                                        #2770
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        The person under me has taken dance lessons.
                                        True! As a little girl my mother brought me to ballet class. I still have a graceful ballerina's neck!

                                        The person under me has soaked in the spirit of the Holy Ghost today, and is invigorated to take on all Satan can throw this day!
                                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                          • Basilissa
                                            South of the Border outreach program
                                            True Christian™
                                             
                                            • Mar 2013
                                            • 12993
                                            #2771
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                            True! As a little girl my mother brought me to ballet class. I still have a graceful ballerina's neck!

                                            The person under me has soaked in the spirit of the Holy Ghost today, and is invigorated to take on all Satan can throw this day!
                                            True!

                                            The person's under me favorite book is the Holy Bible KJV 1611!
                                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                                            * * *

                                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                                            True Christians are Perfect!
                                            True Christian™ Love.
                                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                             Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78556
                                                #2772
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post

                                                The person's under me favorite book is the Holy Bible KJV 1611!
                                                True! Shout Glory, Jesus KNOWS that's true!!




                                                The person under me was a child prodigy, like me.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Basilissa
                                                    South of the Border outreach program
                                                    True Christian™
                                                     
                                                    • Mar 2013
                                                    • 12993
                                                    #2773
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    True! Shout Glory, Jesus KNOWS that's true!!

                                                    The person under me was a child prodigy, like me.
                                                    Huh, not really

                                                    The person under me doesn't like Chinese food, or any other non-American food.
                                                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                                                    * * *

                                                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                                                    True Christians are Perfect!
                                                    True Christian™ Love.
                                                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                                                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                                     Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78556
                                                        #2774
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post

                                                        The person under me doesn't like Chinese food, or any other non-American food.
                                                        True. Even though I spend a huge amount of time over in the slope countries, I have never developed a taste for their grubs and catmeat. Besides, ethnic foods hotten up the blood.



                                                        The person under me is a collector of paddles.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • James Hutchins
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                             
                                                            • Jun 2009
                                                            • 29453
                                                            #2775
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            True. Even though I spend a huge amount of time over in the slope countries, I have never developed a taste for their grubs and catmeat. Besides, ethnic foods hotten up the blood.



                                                            The person under me is a collector of paddles.
                                                            True and I have broken quite a few of them sharing my Love of Jesus with the Satan filled red buttocks of children.

                                                            The person below me does not sit in the front pew.
                                                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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