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  • IreneS
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2013
    • 197
    #2821
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The person under me eats ethnic foods like pig knuckles and liverwurst.
    False.


    The person below me has imbibed/is imbibing too many fluids for New Years Eve celebrations and is feeling sad and sorry for themselves (or will be in the morning).

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      • WWJDnow
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2009
        • 6299
        #2822
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        The person below me is the very model of True Christianity(TM).
        The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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          • WWJDnow
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2009
            • 6299
            #2823
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Oh, hey, that was prophetic. It turns out that it was me!

            The person below me might get into Heaven if he/she pays a little more attention to what's in the Bible.
            The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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              • IreneS
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2013
                • 197
                #2824
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                The person below me might get into Heaven if he/she pays a little more attention to what's in the Bible.
                True. I can't wait to see this beside my name


                Next: The person below me has imbibed/is imbibing too many fluids for New Years Eve celebrations and is feeling sad and sorry for themselves (or will be in the morning).

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                  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2013
                    • 1284
                    #2825
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by IreneS View Post
                    ...
                    Next: The person below me has imbibed/is imbibing too many fluids for New Years Eve celebrations and is feeling sad and sorry for themselves (or will be in the morning).
                    False. God has never directed me to drink alcohol, nor has he directed me to celebrate a new year. Tonight is just like any other night...contemplating the blessings He has given me and my family and hopefully bringing God's wisdom to a heathen or two here.

                    The person below me was once a leather queen, and a size queen, but now walks in the light of God.
                    sigpic

                    I Kings 7:23

                    And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                    New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                    Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                    Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                    Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                      • IreneS
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2013
                        • 197
                        #2826
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by IreneS View Post
                        True. I can't wait to see this beside my name
                        My prayers have been answered! I'm now heaven bound!
                        Judges 5:3
                        Hear, O ye kings; give ear, O ye princes; I, even I, will sing unto the LORD; I will sing praise to the LORD God of Israel.

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                          • soulbanana
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Dec 2013
                            • 34
                            #2827
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Thread killed, no "the person after me" quote said :/
                            The person after me has seen/made miracles and has praised God for them
                            Proverbs 6
                            [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                            [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                            [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                            [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449
                                #2828
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                                The person below me was once a leather queen, and a size queen, but now walks in the light of God.
                                Originally posted by soulbanana View Post
                                The person after me has seen/made miracles and has praised God for them
                                TRUE!

                                The person under me thinks they should move Michael Schumacher to the same room as Ariel Sharon.
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                  • soulbanana
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    • Dec 2013
                                    • 34
                                    #2829
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    I don't even know who these people are, so false :p
                                    The person after me knows that The Holy Trinity is 3 persons, one God and it has been taught to them through the picture of a clover.
                                    Proverbs 6
                                    [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                                    [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                                    [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                                    [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

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                                      • Didymus Much
                                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                        • Jun 2010
                                        • 14076
                                        #2830
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by soulbanana View Post
                                        I don't even know who these people are, so false :p...
                                        The person above me hasn't heard of Google?

                                        ...The person after me knows that The Holy Trinity is 3 persons, one God and it has been taught to them through the picture of a clover.
                                        False.

                                        The person under me is having slight problems focusing this mornafternoon.

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                                          • Bobby-Joe
                                            Landover Security Superviser
                                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 18405
                                            #2831
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                            The person above me hasn't heard of Google?



                                            False.

                                            The person under me is having slight problems focusing this mornafternoon.
                                            FALSE

                                            Satan never sleeps, so the same goes for a Freehold Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Professional Associate!

                                            The person below me, while felling fatigued from fighting against the Liberal War of Christmas, is ready to go to win the House and Senate for God's Own Party in this year's mid term elections.

                                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                              • soulbanana
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                • Dec 2013
                                                • 34
                                                #2832
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                                The person above me hasn't heard of Google?



                                                False.

                                                The person under me is having slight problems focusing this mornafternoon.
                                                Wrong clover :p It's a 3 leaf one
                                                Slight is an understatement, I can't focus at all Hence why I didn't think of using google.
                                                The person after me has drank more bottles of whatever drink there was at their party than me(i drank 2 bottles of champagne, and I feel pretty sick).
                                                Proverbs 6
                                                [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                                                [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                                                [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                                                [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

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                                                  • Basilissa
                                                    South of the Border outreach program
                                                    True Christian™
                                                     
                                                    • Mar 2013
                                                    • 12920
                                                    #2833
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                                    FALSE

                                                    Satan never sleeps, so the same goes for a Freehold Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Professional Associate!

                                                    The person below me, while felling fatigued from fighting against the Liberal War of Christmas, is ready to go to win the House and Senate for God's Own Party in this year's mid term elections.
                                                    TRUE

                                                    Person below me often goes to picket at university campuses with signs about God's wrath.
                                                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                                                    * * *

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                                                    True Christians are Perfect!
                                                    True Christian™ Love.
                                                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                                                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                                     Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                                                      • Mary Etheldreda
                                                        Gushing for Jesus
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2011
                                                        • 23775
                                                        #2834
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                                        TRUE

                                                        Person below me often goes to picket at university campuses with signs about God's wrath.
                                                        FALSE

                                                        There are some evils my children are not exposed to, such as pornography, youtube, or universities.

                                                        The person below me has committed more than 500 verses of the Holy Bible to memory.
                                                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                          • James Hutchins
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                             
                                                            • Jun 2009
                                                            • 29445
                                                            #2835
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                            FALSE

                                                            There are some evils my children are not exposed to, such as pornography, youtube, or universities.

                                                            The person below me has committed more than 500 verses of the Holy Bible to memory.
                                                            False!
                                                            I have committed well over 1,000 verse to memory. The Lords work is never done.

                                                            The person below me has enforced the ENTIRE Bibles Rules of God on those around them, irrespective of personal opinions or pleas of mercy.
                                                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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